{"id":19207,"date":"2022-09-18T12:26:09","date_gmt":"2022-09-18T09:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19207"},"modified":"2022-09-19T12:39:09","modified_gmt":"2022-09-19T09:39:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-peste-carl-e-mara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19207","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(e)ste Car(l) (e) (M)ara"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>8, 10 septembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        M\u0103 omor dup\u0103 morali\u0219ti. Mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt persoane foarte cunoscute. Nereferindu-m\u0103 la postarea ulterioar\u0103 a \u00eenver\u0219una\u021bilor amici C \u0219i C. \u0218i cum \u0219tiu ei despre tandre\u021buri \u00een materie de sex opus (tandem mixt facebook-cian de-o \u0219uet\u0103).<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Din p\u0103cate toate metodele de bulversat curiozitatea pot fi aruncate la gunoi. Precum Feynman. D\u00e2nsa, \u00een patru puncte, promite o memorie impecabil\u0103. Prost, dezghe\u021bat ca dup\u0103 marea sau mica glacia\u021biune, \u00eel d\u0103ruie (de cur\u00e2nd am aflat, c\u0103 nu-s vreun creier de dus la academia rom\u00e2n\u0103, forma corect\u0103 a verbului la prezent; de\u0219i m\u0103 arde corectorul din word \u0219i-o \u021bine pe-a lui c\u0103 tot d\u0103ruie\u0219te \u00eei vine la socoteal\u0103 mai bine) cu&#8230;. Are nevoie de un subiect. \u00cel cite\u0219te. \u00cel noteaz\u0103. Are nevoie de un pu\u0219ti de 8 ani, \u00een stare s\u0103 \u00eel asculte, iar dup\u0103 perorare s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103. Mai va. Apar lacunele. Are nevoie s\u0103 le identifice. Reia studiul lor. Apoi, apoteotica citire, spre propria dumirire c\u0103 toate c\u00e2te au fost ini\u021bial citite au \u0219i fost re\u021binute.<br \/>\n        Nici Putin nu poate vorbi despre dreptate, tratament egal cu toate \u021b\u0103rile. At\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t statele au devenit doar habitaclul c\u00e2\u0219tigurilor financiare a marilor concerne, corectitudinea \u0219i tratamentul nediscriminatoriu nu exist\u0103.<br \/>\n        Nea Cristian D., care punct? Cum adic\u0103 ru\u0219ii nu pot t\u0103ia tot gazul spre Europa? Demagogie pur\u0103, gratuit\u0103. De teapa clevetelii \u021ba\u021belor pe b\u0103ncu\u021ba din fa\u021ba cur\u021bii. La sat.<br \/>\n        Blue Air. S\u0103 nu v\u0103 preface\u021bi c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belege\u021bi. Avem de-a face cu un \u0219mecher ajuns patron la o companie aviatic\u0103. Deranjant. Stric\u0103 ploile \u0219i pre\u021burile \u00een ultima vreme. P\u0103i cum nu, c\u00e2nd ofer\u0103 bilete de la 17 euro pentru zborul \u00een alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103? Echivalentul biletului de tren Buz\u0103u-Bucure\u0219ti la 1 Iulie 2022, pl\u0103tit na\u0219ului supra controlor, fiindc\u0103 mi-am luat libertatea de a m\u0103 fi urcat f\u0103r\u0103 bilet, de la cas\u0103 neoferindu-mi-se unul. Afurisitul de calculator n-a fost (eminen\u021ba sa cenu\u0219ie &#8211; iat\u0103-v\u0103 viitorul, fl\u0103c\u0103i ajun\u0219i prea repede oameni de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103! &#8211; n-a vrut f\u0103r\u0103 loc) \u00een stare s\u0103 emit\u0103 unul. C\u00e2t \u021bine de Mircic\u0103 Badea &#8211; \u0219i el \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 nu sunt lucruri curate la mijloc -, certificatele Eco nepl\u0103tite n-au nicio treab\u0103 cu situa\u021bia de facto.<br \/>\n         Cu treizeci de secunde mai pu\u021bin consum de gaze pentru o m\u00e2n\u0103 de paste italiene nu se face nicio economie. S\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 nea Parisi alte sfaturi.<br \/>\n         Se va reveni la c\u0103rbune, la lemne, la gaz lampant. Se va reveni la pedeapsa corporal\u0103 pentru elevii indisciplina\u021bi. Se va&#8230; \u00eencerca. Nu la noi. Vle\u0219tia s-o aplica pe SUA-rezi. \u0218i de le-o ie\u0219i, vor vleng\u0103li steagul reu\u0219itei.<br \/>\n        Mare lucru amputarea. Chiar \u0219i acum 31.000 de ani. Fixezi, ridici toporul \u0219i tai. De unde s-o nimeri. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te pacientul, de bine.<br \/>\n        Greu explicabil entuziasmul unora dup\u0103 cump\u0103rarea unui produs, de ne\u00een\u021beles nevoia de a l\u0103sa posterit\u0103\u021bii comentarii elogiatoare la adresa minunatei achizi\u021bii. Nefiind un criteriu pentru curio\u0219i \u0219irul de excep\u021bionale mai mici sau mai mari. Ultima g\u0103selni\u021b\u0103: o prizuli\u021b\u0103 care ar reduce consumul la 50% din c\u00e2t ai fi consumat \u00eenainte. Cu detalii la becuri, frigidere, televizoare&#8230;, de-alde flecu\u0219te\u021be ce nu \u00eencarc\u0103 factura grosolan. Mirat sunt de ,,f\u0103uritorul\u201d articolului elogiator, care de unde p\u00e2n\u0103 unde era ultra bucuros c\u0103 astfel &#8211; \u0219i el client al firmei de prize &#8211; a ajuns la minimul istoric de 700 W pe zi. Da\u2019 ce pui \u00een priz\u0103, tat\u0103, lum\u00e2n\u0103ri?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8, 10 septembrie 2022 M\u0103 omor dup\u0103 morali\u0219ti. Mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt persoane foarte cunoscute. 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