C\u00c2T VOM RESPECTA NATURA \u0218I APROAPELE NOSTRU, VIA\u021aA PE TERRA VA CONTINUA
\nde Vasile GHINEA
\n \tS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 10 septembrie, ziua Sf. Mc. Minodora, Mitrodora \u0219i Nimfodora; Sf. \u00cemp. Pulheria, \u0219edin\u021ba Cenaclului literar-artistic \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d de la Centrul Cultural \u201eFlorica Cristoforeanu\u201d din R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat a debutat, cu momentul in memoriam Matinc\u0103 Costea.
\n\t\u201e(Mor oligarhii ru\u0219i) A murit \u0219i Subbotin,\/ Oligarh \u0219i cavaler,\/ A alunecat pu\u021bin\/ \u0218i-a c\u0103zut de la… parter! (Ministrul de externe Serghei Lavrov minte de \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 apele) Lavrov c\u00e2nd minte ca t\u00e2lharii\/ Te iau durerile de cord.\/ Se vor reface iar ghe\u021barii\/ Topi\u021bi recent la Polul Nord! (autor Nicu Alecu, Murge\u0219ti, grupul de epigrami\u0219ti Alexandru Sihleanu, lectur\u0103 Dumitru Hangu)
\n\t\u201e(\u201e\u0218edin\u021b\u0103\u2026 \u00cen Bloc\u201d) R\u0103m\u00e2i s\u0103 dormi iubitul meu,\/ C\u0103ci te cunosc destul de bine,\/ \u0218edin\u021ba-am s\u0103 convoc \u0219i eu,\/ S\u0103 v\u0103d eu\u2026 ce vecin \u00eemi vine.\u201d (autor Daniel Hangu, grupul de epigrami\u0219ti Alexandru Sihleanu, lectur\u0103 Dumitru Hangu)
\n\t\u201e(Actorie de tranzi\u021bie) Mari actori au fost odat\u0103!\/ Fuse, fuse \u0219i se duse,\/ Acum au f\u0103cut-o lat\u0103,\/ \u0218i-am r\u0103mas, numai\u2026 cu fuse. (Dumitru Hangu)\u201d
\n\t\u201e(Unui curios) A aflat c\u0103 nu-s minciuni,\/ C\u0103 pe uli\u021b\u0103-o salvare\/ A luat de prin vecini\/ O gravid\u0103 fat\u0103 mare. (Cinste lor) \u00cen aceast\u0103 var\u0103 cald\u0103,\/ Sportivii ne-aduc bucurii,\/ Curg medaliile pe band\u0103\/ \u0218i c\u00e2te un gol de la fotbali\u0219ti zglobii.\u201d(Safta Leaut\u0103, prin telefon, cu drag de N\u0103vodari)
\n\tA continuat lectorul de serviciu, dna Valeria Popa, cu dou\u0103 fabule \u0219i o\u2026 m\u0103rturisire: \u201eScriu fabule cu toat\u0103 pl\u0103cerea pentru c\u0103 fabula am socotit-o un fel de \u00eendreptar al fiin\u021bei omene\u0219ti. M\u0103 socotesc ca un soldat care-\u0219i glorific\u0103 \u0219i ap\u0103r\u0103 \u021bara.\u201d V\u0103 ofer lectura: \u201e(Barza \u0219i broscoiul) La o margine de lac,\/ O barz\u0103 \u0219i cu-n brotac,\/ F\u0103ceau a\u0219a un scandal,\/ De-ai fi zis c\u0103 vine-un val,\/ S\u0103-i duc\u0103 la tribunal.\/\/ \u0218tim cu to\u021bii cum c\u0103 barza\/ Printre altele o mie,\/ Mai are, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd,\/ \u00cenc\u0103 o mic\u0103 datorie.\/ S-aduc\u0103 celor ce vor\/ Mul\u021bi copii la\u2026 casa lor.\/ Doar auzim adesea o vorb\u0103 printre noi,\/ \u201eIar a venit barza la Leana cu-n broscoi!\u201d\/ Auzind broscoiul ce faim\u0103 rea avea,\/ S-a r\u0103zvr\u0103tit \u00een sine de soarta asta grea\u2026\/ – De data asta drag\u0103, nu mai \u021bin cont de tine\/ \u0218i-am s\u0103 m\u0103 duc acolo, unde m\u0103 simt mai bine.\/ Nu vezi c\u0103 socoteala ta-i proast\u0103 ca \u0219i tine?\/ \u00cen casa iepuroaicei se fac zece cu mine\u2026\/ Bietului broscoi se pare c\u0103\u2026 i-a ajuns la os.\/ Nu-\u0219i mai dorea intrarea pe u\u0219a de pe \u201eco\u0219\u201d.\/ Fiindc\u0103 barza, cum spun unii,\/ N-avea mult\u0103 r\u00e2nduial\u0103,\/ \u00cei car\u0103 pe to\u021bi la una \u0219i-i a\u0219eaz\u0103-n poal\u0103.\/ \u0218i de-atunci, mo\u0219ica barz\u0103\/ \u0218i-a cam dat demisia.\/ C\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd, pe ici pe acolo-\u0219i mai face apari\u021bia,\/ Iar broscoii cei cu fi\u021be,\/ Cei din case cu averi,\/ Sunt un fel de r\u0103sf\u0103\u021ba\u021bi\/ Ce provoac\u0103 doar\u2026 dureri. (Judecata mu\u0219tei) O sal\u0103 de tribunal.\/ Lume peste lume.\/\/ Se aude o voce tare.\/ Aprodul de la u\u0219\u0103 zice:\/\/ – V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 face\u021bi lini\u0219te!\/ Toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 se ridice \u00een picioare,\/ S\u0103 se aud\u0103 musca!\/\/ Intr\u0103 completul de judecat\u0103,\/ Judec\u0103tori, procurori, jurnali\u0219ti,\/ Avoca\u021bi, martori \u0219i\u2026 p\u00e2r\u00e2ta musc\u0103.\/ \u00cencepe \u0219edin\u021ba.\/ Judec\u0103torul ia cuv\u00e2ntul:\/ – Stima\u021bi concet\u0103\u021beni, ast\u0103zi avem o zi mare.\/ \u00cen lume s-a ajuns la un conflict nemai\u00eent\u00e2lnit,\/ \u00cen care personajul vinovat,\/ Aici de fa\u021b\u0103, este musca.\/\/ Despre musc\u0103, fiecare\/ Spunem vrute \u0219i nevrute.\/ \u00cen\u021belepciunea popular\u0103 i-a folosit numele\/ \u00cen felurite g\u00e2ndiri omene\u0219ti, ca:\/ \u201eS\u0103 se aud\u0103 musca, rea de musc\u0103,\/ A c\u0103dea ca musca-n lapte,\/ A se sim\u021bi cu musca pe c\u0103ciul\u0103,\/ A se aduna ca mu\u0219tele la miere\u201d \u0219i altele,\/ Ceea ce confirm\u0103, cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat,\/ Situa\u021bii de\u2026 neiertat.\/\/ Domnul procuror ia cuv\u00e2ntul:\/ – Domnilor jura\u021bi, jurnali\u0219ti,\/ Avoca\u021bi, martori \u0219i stimat auditoriu,\/ Dar nu numai insecta respectiv\u0103\/ Poart\u0103 actuala denumire peiorativ\u0103.\/ Pescarii au \u0219i ei \u201emusca\u201d lor,\/ Momeal\u0103 artificial\u0103,\/\/ Ce rareori\/ Le umple traista goal\u0103\u2026\/ Ca de altfel \u0219i boxerii\/ Au categoria \u201emusc\u0103\u201d,\/ \u00een func\u021bie de greutatea sportivului.\/\/ Un martor zice:\/ Dar mai sunt \u0219i lucr\u0103toarele de la gherghef,\/ Unde trebuie s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 cont de\u2026 musc\u0103.\/ Altfel, tabloul la care lucreaz\u0103\/ Ar face \u201efigurile\u201d cu\u2026 gura str\u00e2mb\u0103.\/\/ Avocatul ap\u0103r\u0103rii spune:\/ – Domnilor jura\u021bi, exemplare ale acestei specii\/ Au tr\u0103it \u0219i s-au a\u0219ezat\/ Pe frun\u021bile unor celebrit\u0103\u021bi ca:\/\/ Eminescu, Napoleon, Mozart, Iorga,\/ Dar nici una dintre ele\/ N-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 le \u00eenve\u021be vorba\/ Sau s\u0103 poat\u0103 intra \u00een celebritate,\/ S\u0103 le r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 numele pentru eternitate.\/\/ De afar\u0103 se aude o.. zumz\u0103ial\u0103\/ Ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd un roi de mu\u0219te\/ A intrat \u00een sal\u0103.\/\/ Nervos, avocatul acuz\u0103rii adaug\u0103:\/ – Dar mai sunt \u0219i mu\u0219tele be\u021bive,\/ Care se \u00eeneac\u0103 \u00een vin sau \u021buic\u0103\/ Precum ni\u0219te naive. Alt procuror zice: – Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 mai amintesc de musca \u021be\u021be.\/ Animalelor \u00een\u021bepate de ea\/ Li se mai spune c\u0103 au boala \u201estreche\u201d.\/ Vitele \u00een\u021bepate de aceste insecte\/ Alearg\u0103 pe miri\u0219te ca\u2026 nebunele.\/\/ O femeie, cam tare de ureche, adaug\u0103:\/ -O fi \u0219i ea una ca nor\u0103-mea,\/ Rea de musc\u0103 \u0219i cu\u2026 gura mare.\/\/ Alta zice:\/ -O fi \u0219i ea una din acelea\/ Care de proast\u0103 ce-i,\/ Cade ca musca-n lapte\u2026\/ Un b\u0103rbat, lu\u00e2ndu-i ap\u0103rarea mu\u0219tei,\/ \u0218tiindu-se c\u0103 tot flenc\u0103ie din gur\u0103\/ Cu motiv sau f\u0103r\u0103,\/ \u0218tiindu-se ca \u0219i ea,\/ Cu musca pe c\u0103ciul\u0103, zice:\/ – De aceea mai b\u00e2z\u00e2ie \u0219i ea, s\u0103raca,\/ Dac\u0103 Dumnezeu i-a dat gur\u0103\u2026\/\/ Procurorul adaug\u0103:\/ – Vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 mai amintesc aici,\/ De genul de musc\u0103 meschin.\/ Ea rezist\u0103 permanent,\/ Dac\u0103 i se ofer\u0103 un trai excelent.\/ Provine dintr-un z\u0103voi,\/ Din mizerie \u0219i\u2026 nep\u0103sarea omului.\/ Este d\u0103un\u0103toare \u0219i plin\u0103 de microbi.\/ Prim\u0103vara, vara, toamna zboar\u0103.\/ Din toamn\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103\/ Doarme ca o bestie, hiberneaz\u0103\/ Pe dup\u0103 tablouri sau la vreo fereastr\u0103,\/ Ca \u00een prim\u0103var\u0103,\/ Cu milioane de pui,\/ S\u0103 ne\u2026 fericeasc\u0103.\/\/ – Da, da, da, mai zice cineva.\/ Jegurile, sudorile, mirosurile pestilen\u021biale\/ Sunt starea lor natural\u0103\/ \u00een care-\u0219i duc existen\u021ba.\/ Musca este d\u0103un\u0103toare\/ \u0218i face mult r\u0103u\/ Celor ce tr\u0103iesc \u00een jurul s\u0103u,\/ Depun\u00e2ndu-\u0219i ou\u0103le pe crati\u021ba cu m\u00e2ncare,\/ Cana cu lapte, paharul cu bere,\/ Farfuria cu pr\u0103jituri \u0219i alte cele.\/ O musc\u0103 mai micu\u021b\u0103, sc\u00e2rboas\u0103 \u0219i tr\u00e2ndav\u0103,\/ Ce avusese \u00eendr\u0103zneala s\u0103 se a\u0219eze\/ Chiar pe roba judec\u0103torului\/ \u0218i s\u0103 viseze,\/ Se d\u0103 mai aproape de p\u00e2r\u00e2ta musc\u0103\/ Ce s-ar fi vrut atunci\/ De lume ascuns\u0103 \u0219i-i zise:\/ – Tu\u0219\u0103 musc\u0103, dar noi suntem f\u0103r\u0103 pereche.\/ Suntem poete \u0219i scriitoare\/ \u0218i facem rime cu valoare,\/ Mai \u0219i pict\u0103m din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd\/ Pe o coal\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie\/ Pe care nu s-a scris un r\u00e2nd\u2026\/ M\u0103tu\u0219a musc\u0103, av\u00e2nd \u0219i o angoas\u0103,\/ \u00cei \u00eempinse nepoatei un ghiont \u00eentr-o coast\u0103.\/ – Taci neru\u0219inato, se vede c\u0103 maic\u0103-ta e o proast\u0103,\/ C\u0103 nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat nimic din lumea noastr\u0103.\/ C\u0103 oamenii se \u00eenfurie repede,\/ Dar tot at\u00e2t de repede\u2026 uit\u0103.\/ De vrei s\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, ascunde-te degrab\u0103.\/ Astfel\u2026 sub un plici o s\u0103 nimere\u0219ti, f\u0103r\u0103 z\u0103bav\u0103.\/\/ Toat\u0103 lumea se ridic\u0103 \u00een picioare.\/ Judec\u0103torul d\u0103 verdictul:\/ – Domnilor jura\u021bi, procurori, avoca\u021bi,\/ Jurnali\u0219ti, martori \u0219i stimat auditoriu,\/ Mu\u0219tele tr\u0103iesc pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt\/ De c\u00e2nd omul s-a ridicat pe picioare\/ \u0218i a rostit primul cuv\u00e2nt.\/ Azi am ajuns cu to\u021bii la o analiz\u0103\/ Din cauza acestei st\u0103ri de criz\u0103.\/ \u00cens\u0103, o lec\u021bie bun\u0103 pentru fiecare,\/ Care are urechi pentru ascultare,\/ Este aceasta:\/ Fie om sau animal, Trebuie s\u0103 fie cu ochii \u00een patru\/ C\u00e2nd se apropie de un mal.\/ Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti atent, n-o s\u0103 cazi \u00een groap\u0103,\/ De unde nimeni nu te mai scap\u0103.\/ A\u0219a c\u0103\u2026\/ Toleran\u021ba are mare importan\u021b\u0103.\/ Pentru aceste insecte, gospodinele au\/ Multe solu\u021bii perfecte ca:\/ Otr\u0103vuri, pliciuri, sprayuri \u0219i multe altele.\/ \u00cen concluzie, nu putem lupta cu ele\u2026\/ P\u00e2r\u00e2ta musc\u0103 auzind judecata,\/ Vorbea cu ea\u2026 \u00een sinea ei.\/ \u201eO-\u021bi fi av\u00e2nd voi, oamenii min\u021bi luminate, dar\u2026\/ \u0218i noi suntem multe, suntem armate.\/ Mai bine a\u021bi lua seama,\/ Ce \u0219i cum m\u00e2nca\u021bi,\/ De c\u00e2te ori pe m\u00e2ini v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi.\/ Nu mai l\u0103sa\u021bi neacoperite multe m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri.\/ Noi supravie\u021buim doar datorit\u0103 neglijen\u021bei voastre.\/ Deci, \u00een concluzie, v\u0103 place, nu v\u0103 place,\/ Cu noi ve\u021bi tr\u0103i o mie de ani \u00een pace!\u201d
\n\tTrebuie specificat, dna Valeria Popa este singura fabulist\u0103 din ora\u0219ul R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat. Cu talent \u0219i dragoste fa\u021b\u0103 de natur\u0103, folosind personificarea animalelor, dna Popa satirizeaz\u0103 moravuri, deprinderi ale bipedului numit om, reu\u0219ind s\u0103 creeze o atmosfer\u0103 pl\u0103cut\u0103. \u00cei dorim s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i spor la scris!
\n\t\u201eSunt un iubitor al fabulei \u0219i o apreciez pe dna Valeria Popa.\u201d (Dumitru Hangu)
\n\t\u201eMie \u00eemi plac fabulele, s\u0103 le ascult, ca \u00een cazul de fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 le citesc, fac parte din umorul poporului rom\u00e2n. Fabulele scrise de dna Valeria Popa \u00eemi plac, regnul animal este personificat \u0219i clarific\u0103 problemele fiin\u021bei umane.\u201d (Floarea Fr\u0103\u021bil\u0103)
\n\tS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 17 septembrie, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu ora 11:00, lectorul de serviciu al \u0219edin\u021bei Cenaclului \u201eAlexandru Sihleanu\u201d va fi dl Firudo Kokoku. V\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m, cu drag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
C\u00c2T VOM RESPECTA NATURA \u0218I APROAPELE NOSTRU, VIA\u021aA PE TERRA VA CONTINUA de Vasile GHINEA S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, 10 septembrie, ziua Sf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":6760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[307,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19172,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19171\/revisions\/19172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}