{"id":19109,"date":"2022-09-10T20:47:36","date_gmt":"2022-09-10T17:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19109"},"modified":"2022-09-10T20:47:36","modified_gmt":"2022-09-10T17:47:36","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alcoxid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19109","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alcoxid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         C\u00e2nd e s\u0103 nu faci&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Intri, ie\u0219i, m\u0103sori, sugerezi un pre\u021b \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi. Nu mai face domn Zanfirescu repara\u021bia jgheabului de la intrarea \u00een magazin.<br \/>\n      Mai jos, \u00een blocul doamnei U\u021b\u0103 &#8211; fiecare are c\u00e2te un ,,proprietar\u201d de antet -, printre pu\u021binele cu acoperi\u0219 de lemn \u0219i tabl\u0103, \u00een anii 2000, ne-a ridicat la ceruri &#8211; mi-l mai salut pe must\u0103ciosul cu ini\u021biativa, care tot a\u0219a, f\u0103r\u0103 <strong>ald\u0103ma\u0219<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 siguran\u021ba c\u0103 este hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 repare g\u0103urile \u0219i prostiile &#8211; a\u0219a le spunem nereu\u0219itelor celor dinaintea noastr\u0103, pe drept &#8211; predecesorilor meseria\u0219i, pe alocuri f\u0103c\u00e2nd treab\u0103 de m\u00e2ntuial\u0103. Nefiind \u00eens\u0103, pentru noi, mare scofal\u0103, le-am c\u00e2rpit c\u00e2t s-a putut de bine.<br \/>\n       Vag mi-au r\u0103s\u0103rit la un balcon ni\u0219te jgheaburi \u0219i c\u00e2teva burlane, \u00een scuarul din interiorul ,,complexului\u201d de apartamente din fa\u021ba doamnei U\u021b\u0103 (chiar are vedere c\u0103tre, de la etajul doi sau trei).<br \/>\n          M-am \u00eentors \u00een Pia\u021b\u0103. Cum era s\u0103 nu amintesc modific\u0103rile de acoperi\u0219 de la covrig\u0103ria Colibri, vizavi de fostul Big? Cum pot s\u0103 uit insisten\u021bele patronului, parcimonia, hotele \u0219i tubulaturile de la parterul blocului dinspre Speciala, c\u0103\u021b\u0103ratul pe hala de lucruri, la sugestia decedatului fost \u0219ef, pentru posibile repara\u021bii la jgheabul uria\u0219, jgheaburile \u0219i dregerile unuia dintre chio\u0219curile cu concentrate &#8211; \u00een anii 90 -, la cel de vizavi de r\u00e2u, pe col\u021b &#8211; vorb\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i precipitat mesagerul-\u0219ofer-administrator, c\u0103 \u0219i de el greu se scap\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i burlanele \u0219i jgheaburile de noi de la cl\u0103direa cu br\u00e2nzeturi? Cum s\u0103 nu-mi amintesc cum <strong>alergai<\/strong> ca nebunul dup\u0103 orice nimic, Fulgeric\u0103?<br \/>\n         Ciudat de fiecare dat\u0103 s\u0103 fac leg\u0103tura \u00eentre Doctorul \u0219i must\u0103ciosul ,,negustor\u201d de lucr\u0103ri, printre titra\u021bii constructori ai anilor 90. \u0218i Doc. tot din aceea\u0219i tagm\u0103, venit pe cai mari, dup\u0103 reu\u0219ita nesperat\u0103, dar dorit\u0103, de a parveni. Prin munc\u0103. Ceea ce nu este deloc pu\u021bin. Cu prec\u0103dere \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 ca Germania, dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie, c\u00e2nd trebuia s\u0103-\u021bi vinzi toate cele trebuincioase vie\u021bii de acas\u0103 ca s\u0103 ajungi \u0219i s\u0103 supravie\u021buie\u0219ti printre str\u0103ini. Cum ne-am cunoscut, voi relata la momentul potrivit. Lucrarea propus\u0103 pentru Pia\u021b\u0103, la cl\u0103direa cu br\u00e2nzeturi, a fost o chestiune de conjunctur\u0103. Doctorul \u00eel mai momea pe tata cu nimicuri, de acolo ,,agrementul\u201d. Plus c\u00e2\u021biva angaja\u021bi ai pie\u021bei, colegi cu noi la Intercoop ce puteau pune o vorb\u0103 bun\u0103 la conducere. <strong>Alegeai<\/strong> atunci din p\u0103r\u021bi. Mai ales vara. Primul venit era de obicei cel  dint\u00e2i servit. Neagreabil defel, Doctorul nu-mi f\u0103cea nicio pl\u0103cere, uza de un soi de miere \u00eembibat\u0103 \u00een simandic, d\u0103dea <strong>albadei<\/strong> verbale un iz spaniol &#8211; nu-i lipsea mutra \u0219i nici culoarea (de\u0219i p\u0103ream \u0219i eu, \u0219i Cristi mai iberici ca el de at\u00e2ta expunere la soare) -, de gura lui tata \u0219i de nevoia banilor ne-am \u00eencumetat la ,,tromboanele\u201d de scurgere. Poate \u0219i orgoliul meseria\u0219ului care \u00eenc\u0103 nu lucrase la vedere, \u00een gloat\u0103. Era o \u0219ans\u0103 dintre cele pu\u021bine s\u0103 ne l\u0103s\u0103m opera de admirat zi de zi o lung\u0103 perioad\u0103. \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ce oper\u0103. De\u0219i ,,<strong>albiile<\/strong>\u201d nu erau cu nimic speciale, dou\u0103 linii drepte (pe aproape) de o parte \u0219i alta a br\u00e2nz\u0103riei, burlanele sem\u0103nau cu saxofonul lui Bud Spencer, arcuite la \u00eencheieturi, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu \u0219tu\u021bul de colectare, drepte p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een dreptul glafului, pe care clientul \u00ee\u0219i freac\u0103 m\u00e2necile \u00een a\u0219teptarea buc\u0103\u021bii <strong>alburii<\/strong> degustate, cotite brusc \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se alinieze paralel cu glaful, \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 curbe pe l\u0103\u021bime, 45 de grade din nou drept, alt element de aducere a ansamblului la vertical\u0103 un cot final de evacuare \u0219i gata. Zece \u00een total plus patru \u00een format normal la capete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd e s\u0103 nu faci&#8230;. Intri, ie\u0219i, m\u0103sori, sugerezi un pre\u021b \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi. Nu mai face domn Zanfirescu repara\u021bia jgheabului<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19110,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19109\/revisions\/19110"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}