{"id":19051,"date":"2022-09-05T16:28:47","date_gmt":"2022-09-05T13:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19051"},"modified":"2022-09-05T16:28:47","modified_gmt":"2022-09-05T13:28:47","slug":"brigada-diverse-ruda-lu-bruja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19051","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Rud(a) l(u)&#8217; Br(u)ja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>28 august 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u0218ti\u021bi care este boal\u0103 incurabil\u0103? Ho\u021bia. Pentru asta nu se cere ie\u0219irea grabnic\u0103 din \u00eenchisoare, Rudele!<br \/>\n        Eu \u00eenchid. \u0218i nu c\u0103inez niciun student sau t\u00e2n\u0103r care n-are alt\u0103 treab\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 parleasc\u0103 c\u00e2t se poate de neconving\u0103tor despre avantajele unui nou abonament, unui telefon nou f\u0103r\u0103 costuri suplimentare. C\u00e2t de bou s\u0103 fii (la femei se potrive\u0219te vac\u0103) la 51 de ani, ca s\u0103 pui botul la asemenea ,,plea\u0219c\u0103\u201d?<br \/>\n         C\u00e2nd aud \u0219i v\u0103d ,,&#8230; uni\u021bi s\u0103 accepte s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pre\u021bul libert\u0103\u021bii \u0219i al valorilor noastre.\u201d, m\u0103 revolt p\u00e2n\u0103 peste poate. M\u0103i ,,drag\u0103\u201d camarade Macron, care libertate, aia \u00een care botnifica\u021bi popula\u021bia, aia \u00een care ai dublat \u0219i triplat pre\u021burile la m\u00e2ncare, aia \u00een care \u00eencolonezi francezii spre hangarele \u00een care s\u0103 se poat\u0103 oarecum \u00eenc\u0103lzi la iarn\u0103? Nea 1984, ho!<br \/>\n         Povestea Dun\u0103rii secate mi-aminte\u0219te de Aurul negru al lui Cezar Petrescu. Cum o catastrof\u0103 climateric\u0103 d\u0103 la iveal\u0103 vestigii neb\u0103nuite. Cum o retragere a apelor contrazice teoriile statornicirii de milenii ale unui debit sau curs. Adic\u0103 nu moare nimeni dac\u0103 se p\u00e2rjolesc gr\u00e2nele, dac\u0103 r\u00e2urile sunt mai mic\u0219oare. Are omenirea resurse destule. Numai c\u0103 \u2019i-e sil\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme s\u0103 le acceseze. Ba se mai \u0219i d\u0103 ceasul mor\u021bii fatalist.<br \/>\n         Mare neam alde Becali \u0103\u0219tia. Nu-i Gigi, e Giovani, nu-i Giovani, e Victor. Mai l\u0103sa\u021bi-i, fra\u021bilor, s\u0103 fie ca restul, neb\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103. \u0218i mai plesni\u021bi-i \u0219i voi, nu v\u0103 mai l\u0103sa\u021bi umili\u021bi pentru o parcare nefericit\u0103!<br \/>\n        Unitate \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 pentru renun\u021barea la cornul abunden\u021bei. Una nechibzuit\u0103. Ce le-ai spune tu, Macroane, tinerilor no\u0219tri, s\u0103 se lase de cump\u0103rat telefoane, sucuri \u0219i dulciuri, ma\u0219ini, excursii, \u021boale, s\u0103 renun\u021be la b\u0103uturi, droguri \u0219i discoteci? S\u0103 renun\u021be la Untold? Ce \u021bi-ar r\u0103spunde? Da\u2019 cine-\u021bi d\u0103 dreptul s\u0103 ne-ngr\u0103de\u0219ti? Iat\u0103 pre\u021bul libert\u0103\u021bii \u0219i adev\u0103rata libertate.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 joace fotbal cine dore\u0219te, de\u0219i \u00een lumina noilor concepte mi se pare discriminatorie existen\u021ba doar a ligilor masculine \u0219i feminine. Femei care, s\u0103 m\u0103 bat\u0103 Dumnezeu, dup\u0103 moace \u0219i pozi\u021bia m\u00e2inilor \u00een zona inghinal\u0103 numai femei nu par. Desigur, c\u00e2nd li-i culoarea \u00eenchis\u0103 \u0219i din piept numai s\u00e2ni nu r\u0103sar, n-ai cum s\u0103 le diferen\u021biezi de b\u0103rba\u021bi.<br \/>\n         Panic\u0103, ministrelule? Teroare, fr\u0103\u021bie! Care umbrel\u0103, care guvern, care protec\u021bie? P\u0103i ce, \u0103la care consum\u0103 peste 100 sau 300 de metri cubi nu e om? \u0218i de unde cifrele astea t\u00e2mpite, cum face consumatorul s\u0103 nu dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 cotele, sufl\u0103-n aparat, st\u0103 cu ochii pe contor \u0219i c\u00e2nd e aproape s\u0103 ating\u0103 limita opre\u0219te centrala, opre\u0219te iluminatul \u0219i aparatele electrice? Cum naiba de ne-a\u021bi v\u00e2ndut \u00een a\u0219a hal \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ajungem la m\u00e2na \u0219mecherilor?<br \/>\n         Scuzele nu sunt acceptate. Nici acceptabile. Dezbrac\u0103-te, prim-ministro, la tine acas\u0103, nu \u00een public, proasto! C\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce alte t\u00e2mpenii ai mai f\u0103cut. \u0218i cu cine.<br \/>\n         M\u0103 omoar\u0103 ,,Probabil c\u0103 la iarn\u0103 pre\u021burile nu vor fi diferite&#8230;\u201d. Dup\u0103 regulile noi, c\u00e2nd orice surplus atrage \u00een cascad\u0103 o cre\u0219tere, s\u0103 fi\u021bi siguri c\u0103 nu va sta tariful de la energie pe loc. Iar compara\u021biile unei specialiste g\u0103site de ziaristic\u0103 tocmai bun\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o radiografie \u0219i previziuni sunt&#8230;. Vedeniile sale &#8211; nu vederi &#8211; se caleaz\u0103 \u00een preajma Germaniei, efortului acesteia de a face economii drastice prin cl\u0103dirile publice (dac\u0103 vor fi de acord \u0219i adev\u0103ra\u021bii speciali\u0219ti c\u0103 nu se vor \u00eenregistra pagube \u0219i mai mari din cauza temperaturilor mai sc\u0103zute; vom vedea costurile dezastrelor dup\u0103 1 mai; \u0219i revenirea la consumul anterior) \u0219i puterii noastre de a face mai pu\u021bin\u0103 risip\u0103 cu mai pu\u021bin\u0103 reducere<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28 august 2022 \u0218ti\u021bi care este boal\u0103 incurabil\u0103? Ho\u021bia. Pentru asta nu se cere ie\u0219irea grabnic\u0103 din \u00eenchisoare, Rudele! Eu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19052,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19051\/revisions\/19052"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}