{"id":19017,"date":"2022-09-01T23:37:49","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T20:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19017"},"modified":"2022-09-01T23:40:03","modified_gmt":"2022-09-01T20:40:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-lola-frigida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19017","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Lol(a) (f)rigida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>28 august 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n          A\u0219a de frumoase-s unele&#8230; c\u0103-\u021bi vin g\u00e2nduri canibalice. Altele&#8230; fereasc\u0103-te sf\u00e2ntul! Boccii&#8230;. Cu toate remaierile faciale. \u0218i-\u0219i g\u0103sesc ni\u0219te locuri de imortalizare&#8230;. Pe balcon sub ferestruic\u0103, \u00een pat cu iubitul, culca\u021bi pe perne. O&#8230;!<br \/>\n         Dup\u0103 o lung\u0103 poveste de groaz\u0103, jurnalismul conchide, ca-n fiecare ocazie flamboaiant\u0103, c\u0103 verificabilitatea ei se love\u0219te de imposibilitate. Chestiunea jeneaz\u0103 cititorul \u0219i la final decredibilizeaz\u0103 \u0219tirea, sursele \u0219i r\u0103sp\u00e2nditorul. Agerpresul. Dac\u0103 nici p-\u0103\u0219tia nu-i mai crezi, ce s\u0103-\u021bi mai \u00eenchipui despre mersul omenirii? Relu\u00e2nd firul dezv\u0103luirilor de mucava, rusul \u0219i-a b\u0103gat nu numai nasul, ci \u0219i tancurile \u0219i trupele (o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 insignifiant\u0103) \u00een centrala nuclear\u0103 ucrainean\u0103, spre dezam\u0103girea \u0219i \u00eengrijorarea lui Zelenski. Expozi\u021biunea articolului are \u00eens\u0103 ca punct de plecare exerci\u021biile militare \u00een caz de catastrof\u0103 nuclear\u0103, uz\u00e2nd de cadrul canicular al lunii august \u0219i de echipamentul specific unor astfel de ac\u021biuni (m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 asta le trebuia solda\u021bilor, o \u00eempov\u0103rare \u0219i mai mare). Brusc se trece la relat\u0103rile \u0219efului de central\u0103 nuclear\u0103 (o fi fost \u00een\u0103untru, o fi fost pe dinafar\u0103?) ce le zice de mama focului uraniului \u0219i face o trecere \u00een revist\u0103 a mijloacelor ruse din\u0103untru. La fel de nea\u0219teptat se trece la acuza\u021biile venite tot de la pre\u0219edin\u021bie, dar puse pe umerii \u00eentregii \u021b\u0103ri (Cum naiba se nume\u0219te tropul&#8230;. \u00cel g\u0103sii. Metonimie), privitoare la autobombardamentele ocupatorului. Apoi la \u00eenvinuirea de c\u0103tre inamic a Ucrainei. Deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntul&#8230; \u00een cea\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n         De ce \u0219i-or b\u0103ga nasul \u0219i britanicii, habar nu am. Ce le-o trebui din Rusia? \u0218i de ce-o crede destul\u0103 lume c\u0103 o popula\u021bie, fie \u0219i doar locuitoare \u00een spa\u021biul rus, poate fi determinat\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i schimbe optica, obiceiurile, ba \u0219i principiile care nu-s de fapt altceva dec\u00e2t genetic\u0103 pur\u0103? S\u0103 te-mping\u0103 p\u0103catul s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 spionezi spa\u021biul aerian al Rusiei \u0219i s\u0103 nu te-a\u0219tep\u021bi c\u0103 vei fi contracarat, \u00eempins \u00eenapoi de unde ai venit.<br \/>\n         Banu-i ochiul dracului \u0219i de unde ar da semne c\u0103 ar veni, e bine venit. C\u0103 doar nu s-o hr\u0103ni Wallstreet-ul cu firimituri de la Mac-uri \u0219i de la fabricile de panifica\u021bie (de\u0219i nu-s pu\u021bine parale \u0219i pe-acolo). A\u0219a c\u0103 se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 tranzac\u021bioneze m\u0103rfurile ruse\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        Doamna Gina Lolo&#8230; (m-am ferit s\u0103-i zic mamaie), stai, bre, pe bastoanele matale, ce s\u0103 cau\u021bi \u00een Senat? Ce, crezi c\u0103 ajuns\u0103 acolo r\u0103storni politicile, determini pe cei implica\u021bi s\u0103 treac\u0103 la ac\u021biune, s\u0103 se mi\u0219te mai repede? Bag de seam\u0103 c\u0103 cei 95 de ani nu \u021bi-au fost suficien\u021bi ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi \u00een ce lume tr\u0103ie\u0219ti.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 se conving\u0103 lumea c\u0103 oricum ai \u00eencerca s-o \u00eentorci ca la Ploie\u0219ti, tot la costurile convenite de ei ajungi. Gaz sau lemn &#8211; tot un drac menit s\u0103 te stoarc\u0103 de vlag\u0103, s\u0103 te supun\u0103 la cazne \u0219i s\u0103 te&#8230; ard\u0103.<br \/>\n        Dai \u00een Iran ca s\u0103-l superi pe rus. Dar nu-i m\u00e2na israelitului, aci americanu-\u0219i bag\u0103 coada.<br \/>\n        Genera\u021biile noi&#8230;. Am asistat cu o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 la un soi de&#8230;. De nenumit. Am tras totu\u0219i concluzii, cum constat\u0103 un domn Diaconu pe la Tuc\u0103, dar de alt\u0103 factur\u0103. Despre a\u0219tept\u0103ri. Cic\u0103 altele. Individualiz\u0103ri, externalizate doar oral c\u0103tre societate. \u00cen fapt regurgiteaz\u0103 imagini idealizate imprimate vag prin forumurile la care sunt t\u00e2r\u00e2\u021bi, cred despre sine c\u0103 vor da omenirii alt\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 numai cu ideile de moment, ignor\u00e2nd sutele de preg\u0103tiri, de impedimente \u0219i de \u00eempotriviri viscerale ale posibililor participan\u021bi la \u00eendeplinirea dezideratului. Unii se \u00eentrebau de ce se arunc\u0103 diferite obiecte ne mai trebuincioase pe strad\u0103, ca exemplu&#8230;. Asta e cea mai ardent\u0103 problem\u0103. Din toate c\u00e2te am auzit, cel mai \u00eengrijor\u0103tor presentiment pe care-l \u00eencerc este al mentalit\u0103\u021bii \u00eempinse c\u0103tre insolvabilitatea muncii \u00een sensul crea\u021biei materiale. Gure\u0219ii tineri, \u0219ablonarzi, n-au alte a\u0219tept\u0103ri \u00een afara zonei de administra\u021bie, se v\u0103d primari, \u0219efi de birou, directori de institu\u021bii, patroni de firm\u0103 de v\u00e2nz\u0103ri de succes. Orice, numai s\u0103 huzureasc\u0103 dup\u0103 zecile de ore de \u00eempachetat&#8230;. S\u0103 aib\u0103 apartamente, vile la munte \u0219i la mare, s\u0103-\u0219i petreac\u0103 12 luni din an \u00een vacan\u021be&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>28 august 2022 A\u0219a de frumoase-s unele&#8230; c\u0103-\u021bi vin g\u00e2nduri canibalice. Altele&#8230; fereasc\u0103-te sf\u00e2ntul! Boccii&#8230;. Cu toate remaierile faciale. \u0218i-\u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19017"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19020,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19017\/revisions\/19020"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}