27 august 2022
\n Pe(r)e ras(e) (p)e lam(e) Ma(y)a
\n (Pe terasa de la mamaia)<\/p>\n
Relevan\u021b\u0103 ba. Copiii fac destul\u0103 mi\u0219care \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 sportul \u0219colar. C\u00e2t despre muzic\u0103…. C\u00e2nt\u0103 unii mai bine dec\u00e2t profesorii afoni.
\n Ce-a cerut \u0219i ce i s-a dat. Volodimire, tat\u0103, America-i \u00een alt\u0103 parte \u0219i nu-s pe-acolo at\u00e2tea neamuri turanice. Intr\u0103 cine consider\u0103 ei c\u0103 vor. De-i vor pe ru\u0219i, e cam treaba lor.
\n Asta cu ,,scap\u0103 de gr\u0103simea de pe organe\u201d se \u00eenscrie \u00een panoplia expresiilor de genul ,,c\u00e2nt\u0103 la un instrument\u201d (de\u0219i diferite de americ\u0103nescul particularizat nefericit, play my organ). \u0218i dac\u0103 domn Costic\u0103 a zis c\u0103 alunec\u0103 priceperea \u00een zonele intime, eu de ce nu m-a\u0219 l\u0103sa atras \u00een capcana aluziilor?
\n Una ca ,,Plaja lui Ciprian Marica\u201d spune multe. C\u00e2t ar fi fost de fotbalist. C\u0103 are bani, nimic de zis. \u00cens\u0103 nu oricine \u00ee\u0219i trage nisip la picioare, de parc\u0103 e musai ca o parte din Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 fie a lui – aviz adep\u021bilor moldoveanului ce-\u0219i voia revendicat\u0103 Moldova prin descenden\u021b\u0103 de la \u0218tefan cel… -, nu oricine trebuie s\u0103-\u0219i permit\u0103 genul acesta de proprietate nabab\u0103. Baiul desigur excedeaz\u0103 m\u0103rinimia mamaienilor edili \u0219i posibilit\u0103\u021bile sale financiare. D\u00e2nsul este tare nemul\u021bumit c\u0103 jum\u0103tatea sa de milion investit nu produce, c\u0103 nu-i faciliteaz\u0103 acelea\u0219i fe\u021be administrative sosirea clientelei, c\u0103-i iarb\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la plaj\u0103 – bine\u00een\u021beles, curvi\u0219tinele de la Mamaia i-au dat \u0219i lui o p\u00e2rloag\u0103, s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 nisipul e proprietate de stat \u0219i nu prea-i loc de fi\u021be cu balonul rotund forever. \u00cen sinceritatea lui t\u00e2nguitoare, \u00eens\u0103, se cam contrazice. Are totu\u0219i un petic de plaj\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 terasa din apropiere, pe care \u0219i-a depus destule \u0219ezlonguri. Deci, cine s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 drum p\u00e2n\u0103 la toalete – iat\u0103 marea sa grij\u0103, c\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nii fac 3:40 minute p\u00e2n\u0103 la prima -, prim\u0103ria? Da’ ia num\u0103r\u0103, Ciprian, c\u00e2te parale ceri pe-un \u0219ezlong \u0219i vezi c\u00e2\u021bi nebuni sunt dispu\u0219i s\u0103 dea 80 de lei. Ba\u0219ca, dac\u0103 li se face sete la vreo zi deosebit\u0103, s\u0103 dea 800 de lei pe-o spumant\u0103 \u0219ampanie? Iar cei de Sinteza zilei \u00eei \u021bin hangul: ,,Strig\u0103tul de disperare al milionarului…\u201d.
\n Mi s-a p\u0103rut interesant\u0103 asta cu fuse \u0219i seduse (la mine f\u0103r\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021bire).
\n C\u00e2nd nu vedem \u00een oameni capacit\u0103\u021bi normale, o sucim. Adus de-o astrolog\u0103, Popovici, dincolo de sfera stelar\u0103: ,,… n-are zodiac…\u201d. Nu e de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, nu este din galaxie, ignor\u0103 legile gravita\u021biei, legile frec\u0103rii corpului \u00een ap\u0103, n-are ,,… bioritm…\u201d – o fi mort -, … pauz\u0103…\u201d – s\u0103-i ofere antrenorul una – ,,… \u0219i mofturi…\u201d – ceasta s-o stabileasc\u0103 nenea Iancu. Cic\u0103 nici ego nu are. Bat\u0103-te s\u0103 te bat\u0103, fetic\u0103!
\n Discu\u021bia despre statutul republicii sud-africane este special. \u0218i orice-ar spune liderii s\u0103i, de nealiniere la ordinele Statelor \u0219i Occidentului, nu pot fi o realitate \u00een \u021b\u0103ri ca ale noastre. Cu toat\u0103 lupta de neat\u00e2rnare, cu toate declara\u021biile de independen\u021b\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia n-a fost niciodat\u0103 de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare, a depins de un cuv\u00e2nt, de un act constitutiv \u0219i de ac\u021biune din alt\u0103 parte. A, c\u00e2t prive\u0219te non\u0219alan\u021ba africanilor…. Naivitatea abia desc\u0103tu\u0219atului de regimul de la Pretoria…. Cunoa\u0219te\u021bi uzan\u021ba de pe timpuri….
\n Ori au descifrat, ori \u00eenc\u0103 au dileme. B\u0103taia pe Jin \u0219i Xi, pe semnifica\u021bia lor sugereaz\u0103 echivocul afirma\u021biei jurnalistice. Dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tii ce sunt, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 n-ai aflat \u00eenc\u0103 nimic. C\u0103 au speran\u021be cercet\u0103torii…. \u0218i eu m\u0103 mai iluzionez uneori c\u0103 voi ajunge c\u00e2ndva….
\n Nu se termin\u0103 niciodat\u0103. Cine credea c\u0103 Germania a devenit mielu\u0219el \u0219i nu viseaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 la al treilea… se \u00een\u0219eal\u0103. Opineaz\u0103 unii c\u0103 la confluen\u021ba cu Polonia sunt teritorii ciupite de la nem\u021bi \u0219i sunt vreo doi-trei chiti\u021bi s\u0103 le vad\u0103 unde erau odinioar\u0103. Ba se \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 planul punerii cu botul pe labe a tuturor \u021b\u0103rilor p\u00e2n\u0103 la Rusia este \u00een plin\u0103 aplicare. Iar\u0103 noi s\u0103 credem c\u0103 nu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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