{"id":18945,"date":"2022-08-21T13:49:13","date_gmt":"2022-08-21T10:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18945"},"modified":"2022-08-21T13:49:13","modified_gmt":"2022-08-21T10:49:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-arde-iar-un-faur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18945","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; A(r)de (i)ar (u)n (f)aur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>17 august 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n          Ori na\u0219tere, ori crea\u021bie. C\u0103-s cam acela\u0219i lucru. Mariei Orsic atribuindu-i-se Ozn-ul. Doar titlul are deficien\u021be. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ea \u0219i companioanele.<br \/>\n          Extratere\u0219trii \u0219i semnele existen\u021bei lor provin de pe&#8230; p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Dup\u0103 ce mi-i l\u0103udar\u0103 iar jurnalele, dup\u0103 ce s-au puricat cele 26 de milioane de ,,tehnosemn\u0103turi\u201d.<br \/>\n         P\u00e2n\u0103 nu iese un pre\u0219edinte s\u0103-\u0219i laude&#8230; pozele&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 nu iese primul american s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceea ce crede&#8230;. C\u0103 ei conduc lumea, c\u0103 n-a ajuns nimeni niciodat\u0103 mai departe ca ei.<br \/>\n         Depinde ce faci cu ea. Cu energia antigravita\u021bional\u0103 a lui Tesla.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 lumea minte ce zice polonezul. C\u0103 u\u0219a de biseric\u0103 a ucraineanului este de fapt poarta iadului. C\u0103 alian\u021ba din r\u0103zboiul secund mondial a fost doar o bucat\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie.<br \/>\n         La coad\u0103 la avioane. Bulgaria, Slovacia. La ei la coad\u0103 Ucraina. De\u0219i i-au fost livrate prin ter\u021bi. Pe buc\u0103\u021bi. Mai vechi.<br \/>\n         O fals\u0103 idee. O fals\u0103 intrare pe pia\u021b\u0103. O nedreptate \u00eendreptat\u0103. Iaca, bara-bara dolarul \u0219i euroiul.<br \/>\n         \u0218i de ref\u0103cut o tehnologie \u0219i tot e greu. Deci un pic de glagore are \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2nteanul.<br \/>\n         Ap\u0103i, de nu mi l-a f\u0103cut pe Ceau\u0219escu o babet\u0103&#8230;. Miliardar prin America, de\u021bin\u0103tor de energii pozitive &#8211; la purt\u0103tor, c\u0103ci cine mai vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 bine ast\u0103zi altor? -, ba \u00eenc\u0103 mai ceva ca \u00eemp\u0103ra\u021bii. Domnu&#8217; Tuc\u0103, mai trimite, nene, nebunii la plimbare!<br \/>\n         Familie mare, remunera\u021bie mare, salariu mare, prin urmare cas\u0103 mare. 46 de c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021be pentru domnul ambasador \u00een Usa.<br \/>\n         Pe toate le-am v\u0103zut. Un singur instantaneu \u00eemi lipsea: cu Delia ce-\u0219i pune g\u00e2tul pe-un Matebook. O fi reproducerea ghilotin\u0103rii Mariei Antoaneta?<br \/>\n         La lumin\u0103 a mar\u0219at, la gaze ba. Macron nu-\u0219i taie din por\u021bie cele 15 procente. Olala!<br \/>\n         Nebunia regimurilor, nebunia feluritelor \u00eencerc\u0103ri de a for\u021ba corpul prea tare f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-i cuno\u0219ti adev\u0103rata poten\u021b\u0103. Dar avoca\u021bii mai mor \u0219i din altele, nu numai din plimb\u0103rile cu bicicleta pe falezele grece\u0219ti. Deh, craiovean (o biat\u0103 supozi\u021bie).<br \/>\n         Nimeni nu se a\u0219tepta la asta. Se pare \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103&#8230;. O astfel de dezvoltare \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 induc\u0103, cu surprindere, un fapt inedit. Dezmin\u021bit de jurnali\u0219ti imediat sub titlu. Deloc o noutate maniera retractil\u0103 dup\u0103 o vocalizare f\u0103r\u0103 probe. A tvr-ului dup\u0103 Eurovision. Oricum nu aveam cu ce ne l\u0103uda. Ru\u0219inos este c\u0103 mai rom\u00e2ni dec\u00e2t noi sunt, de fiecare dat\u0103, moldovenii. \u0218i mai bine clasa\u021bi, \u0219i mai bine preg\u0103ti\u021bi.<br \/>\n         \u0218i mai conteaz\u0103 recunoa\u0219terea? Mai conteaz\u0103 avertizarea? Rusul face ce dore\u0219te \u00een fostele lui teritorii.<br \/>\n          Vruser\u0103\u021bi sanc\u021biuni, na-v\u0103 rubl\u0103 mai bine cotat\u0103 \u0219i Putin mai st\u0103p\u00e2n pe situa\u021bie!<br \/>\n         C\u00e2t\u0103&#8230; prostie! Acum, acum vre\u021bi s\u0103 analiza\u021bi arn mesagerul? Acum, dup\u0103 ce-a\u021bi omor\u00e2t lume ce era bine mersi \u00eenc\u0103 zece-dou\u0103zeci de ani? Acum, macaronarilor?<br \/>\n          Mi l-a f\u0103cut pe m\u0103celar&#8230; felii! Mi \u021bi-a dat cu Rapsodia rom\u00e2n\u0103 de toate cele patru picioare ale turnului Eiffel! Cu&#8230;. E drept, Angela! Cei adev\u0103ra\u021bi fac trotuarul \u00een suburbia muzicii mondiale.<br \/>\n         Le-au c\u0103zut galoanele britanicilor. Vai de ei, au s\u0103r\u0103cit! A\u0219i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17 august 2022 Ori na\u0219tere, ori crea\u021bie. C\u0103-s cam acela\u0219i lucru. Mariei Orsic atribuindu-i-se Ozn-ul. Doar titlul are deficien\u021be. 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