{"id":1892,"date":"2015-07-04T08:55:39","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T05:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1892"},"modified":"2015-07-04T08:55:39","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T05:55:39","slug":"zanganele-lxxv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1892","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LXXV"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nDac\u0103 nu gre\u0219esc, ziaristica s-ar putea defini astfel: unii vorbesc \u0219i al\u021bii scriu. Un comentariu viitor pentru fapte trecute.<\/p>\n

Desimea p\u0103rerilor \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 r\u00e2ndurile relativit\u0103\u021bii percep\u021biei corecte. Chiar \u0219i cel mai de\u0219tept tinde s\u0103 anine tot ce a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u0219i \u0219tie cu certitudine \u00een cuiul nehot\u0103r\u00e2rii, s\u0103 fac\u0103 din alb negru, din limpede o neclaritate evident\u0103. Subiectele sunt atacate direct, f\u0103r\u0103 analize preg\u0103titoare, cu non\u0219alan\u021ba idio\u021beniei \u00eentronate \u00een capete lipsite de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, cu neru\u0219inare \u0219i vulgaritate, cu pumnul \u00een mas\u0103, cu arogan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de ce nu, debilism. A se lua drept boal\u0103, fiindc\u0103 nu este altceva toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 form\u0103 nedisimulat\u0103, verde \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, pal, o manier\u0103 de rela\u021bionare \u0219i comunicare care \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 obrazuri \u0219i ro\u0219e\u0219te pome\u021bii. Multora le-a\u0219 fi ridicat statuie acum ceva timp. Eu, novicele, serveam lec\u021bii pe p\u00e2ine, puneam liter\u0103 cu liter\u0103 cuvintele savante pe f\u0103ina literar-filozofic\u0103 dospit\u0103 \u0219i le \u00eengurgitam ca pe icrele negre. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut revolu\u021bie \u0219i-am d\u0103r\u00e2mat toate simbolurile, am sf\u0103r\u00e2mat fiecare soclu, am \u00eempu\u0219cat fiecare cap luminat printre r\u00e2nduri.<\/p>\n

Am intrat \u00eentr-o lume imens\u0103, barbar\u0103, gata s\u0103 mu\u0219te c\u0103\u021bele\u0219te, gata s\u0103 te a\u0219eze, erou sau condamnat, direct la zidul \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103rii. Am intrat pe o u\u0219\u0103 care duce nic\u0103ieri altundeva dec\u00e2t \u00een haos total. Am p\u0103\u0219it \u00een camera monologurilor surde, \u00een casa neuronilor sili\u021bi la expansiune for\u021bat\u0103 pe via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

Cioc\u0103nisem. De trei ori. Ap\u0103sasem clan\u021ba \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 cineva spusese ,,Intr\u0103!”. Mi se p\u0103ruse mie. C\u00e2nd intri \u00een cas\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103 p\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti sfios, sco\u021bi p\u0103l\u0103ria \u00een fa\u021ba oricui, \u00eencerci s\u0103 te prezin\u021bi, s\u0103 spui ce cau\u021bi tu pe acolo \u0219i s\u0103 stai c\u00e2t mai rezervat \u00eentr-un col\u021b, s\u0103 ascul\u021bi, s\u0103-\u021bi reconfirmi sentimentul de stim\u0103 pentru titani, de data asta de aproape, din miezul creativit\u0103\u021bii. Zeii scriiturii \u00eens\u0103 sunt departe de portretele perfecte pe care le schi\u021basei \u00een detaliu, au col\u021bii rup\u021bi, m\u00e2inile abia dac\u0103 pot \u00een\u0219ira dou\u0103 vorbe \u0219chioape, p\u0103rul flutur\u00e2nd eminescian dac\u0103 mai poate prinde o boare poetic\u0103. M-am trezit \u00een mijlocul unei orgii oratorice, scatologice, scabroas\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la vom\u0103, pestilen\u021bial\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la suprimarea respira\u021biei. M\u0103 a\u0219teptasem s\u0103 g\u0103sesc acolo superlativul perfec\u021biunii, albastrul mai albastru, ro\u0219ul mai aprins, verdele mai crud, stelele la o \u00eentindere de m\u00e2n\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103, Luna ca un balansoar, apele de cle\u0219tar, Adami \u0219i Eve prin gr\u0103dini de Rai, iubite Cos\u00e2nzene, cai n\u0103zdr\u0103vani, basmele, inocen\u021ba, diafanul, triste\u021bea cea mai trist\u0103, exuberan\u021ba, omul \u00een carne \u0219i oase de liter\u0103 sculptat michelangele\u0219te. M-am trezit \u00een fa\u021ba unei menajerii de circ. Hiene, \u0219erpi, lei, ur\u0219i, balauri scuip\u0103tori de oc\u0103ri, maimu\u021be, saltimbanci, trapezi\u0219ti imaginari. Curve cu preten\u021bii regale, pitici, anomalii genetice, ca\u021be, papagali de toate felurile, b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i tineri laolalt\u0103 cu inspira\u021bia adormit\u0103. M-am trezit \u00een mijlocul infernului unde to\u021bi peroreaz\u0103 \u0219i nimeni nu ascult\u0103, m-am trezit \u00een agora babilonian\u0103 a ne\u00een\u021belesului \u0219i incoeren\u021bei.<\/p>\n

Cotidian blestemat. Fugar. Indecent. Perfid. Terorist. Bizar. Umil. Infatuat. Tupeist. \u00cen\u0219el\u0103tor. Amenin\u021b\u0103tor. Pornografic. Languros. Panicant. Nedrept. Abuziv. Inuman. Indolent. R\u0103pitor. Criminal. Incon\u0219tient. Inconsecvent. Egoist. Cras. Nepromi\u021b\u0103tor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Dac\u0103 nu gre\u0219esc, ziaristica s-ar putea defini astfel: unii vorbesc \u0219i al\u021bii scriu. Un comentariu viitor pentru fapte trecute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[143,216,81,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1894,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1892\/revisions\/1894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}