{"id":18784,"date":"2022-08-04T22:39:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-04T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18784"},"modified":"2022-08-04T22:39:00","modified_gmt":"2022-08-04T19:39:00","slug":"brigada-diverse-zemuri-bors-reci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18784","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (Z)emuri, bor\u0219&#8230;: rec(i)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>3 august 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        C\u00e2teva r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ite dinainte de concediu, c\u00e2teva culese \u00een decursul lui \u0219i un instantaneu proasp\u0103t.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 v\u0103 spui ca s\u0103 repet. Nu toat\u0103 lumea are ceva important de \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it. C\u0103 ne \u00eemp\u0103un\u0103m din zi \u00een zi \u0219i \u00een fiecare ceas c\u0103 ni-s odraslele cele mai&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Ne disputar\u0103m s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 vacan\u021bele. Care mai de care mai f\u0103los. Eu mai cu Rom\u00e2nia &#8211; c-a\u0219a s-a \u00eencet\u0103\u021benit \u00eentre colegi regula, s\u0103 ne mi\u0219toc\u0103rim p\u00e2n\u0103 la urma urmei -, \u021bin la ,,Eforie\u2019, de\u0219i e Neptun toat\u0103 ziua, chit c\u0103 m\u0103 face la buzunar de-un suc la opt lei comerciantul rom\u00e2n. M\u0103car e de-al meu, nu-i nici grec, nici neam\u021b s\u0103-mi ia pe cea mai ieftin\u0103 bere trei euro.<br \/>\n        Dar vede\u021bi cum suntem noi? Ne-am dat jos din c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, ne-am aruncat opincile (\u00een cel mai fericit caz) \u0219i plan\u0103m cu avioanele. Uite c\u0103 mama \u0219i tata n-au apucat s\u0103 scoat\u0103 niciun picior afar\u0103 din \u021bar\u0103&#8230;. Ca al\u021bii.<br \/>\n        Mie dialogul cu oamenii obi\u0219nui\u021bi, chiar \u0219i de spi\u021be mai joase, nu-mi repugn\u0103. G\u0103sim noi ceva de sporov\u0103it. Mai pe vineri m-am dedat la pove\u0219ti despre \u0218avga. Ajuns, dup\u0103 celebra pleiad\u0103 de doctori ,,\u00eempuia\u021bi\u201d la R\u00e2mnic \u00eenainte de \u201989, se pare primul \u00eentre primii vindec\u0103tori de succes. Dup\u0103 el, se pare, va veni potopul. Spitalul local av\u00e2nd \u0219anse \u00een viitor s\u0103 se rezume la un biet statut de felcerie.<br \/>\n        De mi-o pica \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 Codul lui Napoleon, m\u0103 jur c\u0103 o s\u0103-l citesc.<br \/>\n        Nu trebuie s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 japonezii c\u00e2t poate rezista carnea de om vie. Aveam \u0219i noi destule mostre de tr\u0103itori ce au dep\u0103\u0219it suta. \u0218i-ar fi putut lejer s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la limita 140 de ani. Doar c\u0103 tr\u0103iau \u00een Rom\u00e2nia&#8230;. M\u0103 rog, ar putea s\u0103 nu ne-o spun\u0103 nici domn profesor D.<br \/>\n        Parc\u0103 se sus\u021binea ideea c\u0103 timpul ar putea s\u0103 se mai \u0219i \u00eentoarc\u0103, nu numai s\u0103 curg\u0103 \u00eenainte. Ce ne-om face acum c\u00e2nd se pare c\u0103 ceasurile p\u0103m\u00e2ntului pierd anual deja o secund\u0103? Vai!<br \/>\n        Omul mai \u0219i decade. Mai \u0219i moare, c\u00e2t a fost el de pre\u0219edinte de consiliu&#8230;. \u00cen \u0219an\u021b. \u00cens\u0103 au mai h\u0103l\u0103duit \u00een ele in\u0219i cu mult mai bine v\u0103zu\u021bi la nivel mondial. Un an a dormit pe str\u0103zi Phill Collins \u0219i nu s-a mai dat nimeni de ceasul regresului uman&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Din p\u0103cate lunaticii f\u0103r\u0103 huhurezii de zi n-au avut mare succes la public. Tot pragmaticul matematician a dus visele acolo unde le zbura mintea filologilor. Mai lua\u021bi-l pe Eminescu la puricat \u0219i ve\u021bi descoperi c\u0103 ni\u021bel mai mult din toate nu stric\u0103. De aceea nu-i pot da dreptate lui Corche\u0219.<br \/>\n         Cinismul rusesc dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te limitele. Le arde de concerte la Azovstal. Rock.<br \/>\n         Dar grandomania nu se opre\u0219te la ei. Americanii Sua se cred&#8230;. Cer celor doi mari poli asiatici s\u0103 redefineasc\u0103 tratatele despre armele nucleare. Cer. Da&#8217; cine se cred?<br \/>\n         \u0218i elevii, \u0219i profesorii superficiali. Unul c\u0103 i se pare suficient s\u0103 \u00een\u0219ire comentarii pe de rost \u00eenv\u0103\u021bate, cel\u0103lalt s\u0103 treac\u0103 peste textele examinate \u00een fuga calului. C\u0103 merita 5,50, c\u0103 recorectarea a dovedit c\u0103 era prea pu\u021bin sau prea mult z\u0103u, e de domeniul infantilismului. Ne trezim \u0219i noi vreodat\u0103 din ludicul \u0103sta nefiresc?<br \/>\n        O fi Cristoiu oracol, totu\u0219i&#8230;. Nimeni nu poate da verdicte cu privire la finalizarea r\u0103zboiului ruso-ucrainean. Prea mul\u021bi juc\u0103tori disimula\u021bi, prea multe interese mascate. Nici m\u0103car Putin. Solu\u021bia sa nu are \u00eenc\u0103 un deznod\u0103m\u00e2nt clar \u00een minte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 august 2022 C\u00e2teva r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ite dinainte de concediu, c\u00e2teva culese \u00een decursul lui \u0219i un instantaneu proasp\u0103t. 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