{"id":18759,"date":"2022-07-31T20:47:51","date_gmt":"2022-07-31T17:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18759"},"modified":"2022-07-31T20:47:51","modified_gmt":"2022-07-31T17:47:51","slug":"brigada-diverse-glaful-sotilor-depren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18759","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Gla(f)ul (s)o\u021bilor De(p)ren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>31 iulie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Fa, mi, re, do, re, mi, fa, mi, fa, sol, la&#8230;. Z\u0103niticul de mine fredon\u00e2nd universal \u00een timp ce s\u00e2rbii se retr\u0103geau \u00eenc\u0103 aplauda\u021bi. M-a privit violonistul&#8230;. Mirat c\u0103 reprodusesem ultimul lor fragment muzical, dumirit c\u0103 oi fi \u0219i eu un fel de&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Am pozat, am notat. S-au str\u00e2ns&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Pare c\u0103 r\u0103zboiul a intrat \u00eentr-un con de umbr\u0103. Lumea v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u0219i de ale ei. Pe c\u00e2nd Zincu\u021ba se ascunde de noapte \u00een spatele por\u021bilor&#8230; deschis-\u00eenchise de la Centrul Cultural &#8211; m-a speriat \u0219i nu prea -, Negraru peroreaz\u0103 recalcitrant prin gara local\u0103. Z\u0103u, mi-e mil\u0103 de ei&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Cineva spunea, pe drept, c\u0103 ne vor c\u0103l\u0103ri \u021biganii c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd. Cred c\u0103 deja au pus \u0219aua pe noi. La returnarea de la Bucure\u0219ti, pentru verific\u0103ri \u0219i preg\u0103tiri de bagaj, \u00een incandescentul TFC de ora 15:23 o familie (trib) de \u021bigani puseser\u0103 oache\u0219 tunurile pe o blond\u0103 spilcuit\u0103. Cu de-alde ,,f\u0103\u201d, invoc\u00e2nd nebunia, lu\u00e2nd drept prob\u0103 antipatia telepatic\u0103. La o adic\u0103 \u00een stare \u0219i de o b\u0103t\u0103i\u021b\u0103. Un lucru bun \u00een toate. S\u0103 ajung\u0103 minoritar rom\u00e2nul \u0219i-o proceda ca&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Doar \u00een treac\u0103t, tot pe curs\u0103 ferat\u0103, se expunea o c\u0103l\u0103toare, laudativ: ,,ia uite b\u0103rbate-miu cum bate toaca\u201d. Eu gata s\u0103-i urez carier\u0103 de succes&#8230;. S-a&#8230; t\u00e2mpit na\u021biunea, fra\u021bilor!<br \/>\n         Nici CFR-ul nu se poate l\u0103uda cu ventila\u021bie suficient\u0103. Nici cu c\u0103l\u0103tori preg\u0103ti\u021bi&#8230;. Nu, zic, n-are cum. Am fost \u0219i eu \u00een situa\u021bia de a cere bilet \u0219i mi s-a refuzat dolean\u021ba. Nu vrea calculatorul s\u0103 emit\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 loc. Drept urmare cu na\u0219ul la Bucale. \u00cen zi de mari schimb\u0103ri: dispari\u021bia celor 950 de lei de pe cardul de vacan\u021b\u0103 &#8211; impozita\u021bi anterior &#8211; \u0219i scumpirea tarifelor pe toate destina\u021biile c\u0103ilor ferate. Norocos&#8230;. \u0218i al\u021bii. Pl\u0103tiser\u0103 locul \u0219i nu-l puteau revendica din cauza unui grup de copii. Iar uimit cum de&#8230;. Ei, dar asta de pe 20 iulie a fost chiar&#8230;. Ce po\u021bi face unor mo\u0219negu\u021bi urca\u021bi de la Ploie\u0219ti? Le oferi scaunul, de\u0219i e\u0219ti proprietar de drept p\u00e2n\u0103 la final. Numere identice, vagon identic. Iar&#8230;: a luat-o razna sistemul, sigur. Sau lucr\u0103torii dau bilete pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103. Deslu\u0219ire. C\u0103 na\u0219u-i cititor \u0219i-n stele, dar\u0103mite \u00een tichetul emis pe tren, cu plus 50%, \u0219i-n cel emis de cas\u0103: ,,V-a\u021bi urcat \u00een altul. Al dumneavoastr\u0103 pleca dup\u0103 acesta, la \u0219i 25.\u201d. Iat\u0103 dilema rezolvat\u0103. Mai pu\u021bin a mea: de unde-l cunosc pe tipul ce a cedat locul domnului \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103? (Fiindc\u0103 eu nu m\u0103 prea \u00een\u0219el.)<br \/>\n        Dintr-o gar\u0103 \u00een alta. La aeroport. Doamne, ce mai seam\u0103n\u0103&#8230; fetele grase \u00eentre ele. \u0218i ce tolomaci mai sunt b\u0103ie\u021bii ce le am\u0103gesc cu prietenia. \u00cenc\u00e2t \u00eentrebarea, fireasc\u0103, unde-o s\u0103 le-ncap\u0103 viitorul plod, a venit de la sine.<br \/>\n        E clar, e alt\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 aeroportul. Cu tarifele sale, cu m\u00e2ncare demn\u0103 de buzunarele nababilor. La fel \u0219i Germania. Nu-\u021bi ajung pe lun\u0103 1500 de euro, ba\u0219ca s\u0103 mai dai bac\u0219i\u0219. L\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte faptul c\u0103 am r\u0103mas perplex c\u00e2nd la micul dejun o chifl\u0103 \u00een plus, pe care voiam s\u0103 mi-o p\u0103strez pentru mai t\u00e2rziu, a \u00eempreunat \u00een unghi ascu\u021bit spr\u00e2ncenele &#8211; drept pentru care am l\u0103sat-o pe mas\u0103 -, n-am putut pricepe cum neam\u021bul corect pe care-l \u0219tiam accept\u0103 \u0219per\u021b. Cum nu pot nici acum pricepe de ce trebuie s\u0103 la\u0219i osp\u0103tarului bani \u00een plus pentru un serviciu pentru care este remunerat salarial.<br \/>\n          Domnu\u2019 &#8211; pe \u0103sta trebuie s\u0103-l iei cu lugulugu &#8211; Orban, mata acu te lamentezi? C\u00e2nd l-ai pus ministru pe Ciuc\u0103, nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 foaie \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenghite limba?<br \/>\n          R\u0103u Erdogan. \u00cen aceea\u0219i m\u0103sur\u0103 t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103u. \u0218i o mai \u0219i declar\u0103. Fraiericilor, v\u0103 joac\u0103 americanul cum vrea mu\u0219chiul lor. V\u0103 d\u0103 \u0219i bani \u00eemprumut ca s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi avioane, v\u0103 ia \u0219i dob\u00e2nd\u0103, v\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzie cu livrarea c\u00e2t vor \u0219i v\u0103 cer s\u0103 v\u0103 specializa\u021bi pilo\u021bii pe lirele proprii. Ba v\u0103 alimenteaz\u0103 \u0219i terorismul cu armament.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>31 iulie 2022 Fa, mi, re, do, re, mi, fa, mi, fa, sol, la&#8230;. 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