{"id":18586,"date":"2022-07-10T22:39:04","date_gmt":"2022-07-10T19:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18586"},"modified":"2022-07-10T22:39:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-10T19:39:04","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-leul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18586","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Leul"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aoleu \u0219i v\u0103leleu!
\nC\u00e2t scandal de la un leu
\nslab, r\u0103nit \u0219i foarte trist
\nfolosit de-un manelist!<\/p>\n

S-a f\u0103cut o mare dram\u0103
\nc-a fost m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat pe coam\u0103,
\nleul, rege \u00een savan\u0103,
\nde-un ,,rege\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 coroan\u0103!<\/p>\n

Unii i-au spus opulen\u021b\u0103,
\ndar eu cred c\u0103-i decaden\u021b\u0103
\nfiindc\u0103 cred c\u0103-i foarte greu
\ns\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi muzic\u0103 c-un… leu!<\/p>\n

\u0218i tocmai de-un ,,barosan\u201d,
\ncare-i \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la ban,
\n\u0219i-a ajuns \u00een a\u0219a stare
\ns\u0103 fac\u0103 pe-un leu, ,,c\u00e2ntare\u201d!<\/p>\n

Doamne, c\u00e2t\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103cie
\npoate fi-n ,,manel\u0103rie\u201d,
\ndac\u0103 o ,,celebritate\u201d
\nc\u00e2nt\u0103-n… austeritate! <\/p>\n

M-am uitat la leul care
\nabia st\u0103tea \u00een picioare
\n\u0219i \u00een timp ce se-ntindea,
\n\u0103la, \u00een locul lui… r\u0103gea!<\/p>\n

Nu mai era el ,,leu greu\u201d
\ncum mi-l aminteam mereu,
\ndar eu cred c\u0103, chiar \u0219i-a\u0219a,
\ntot mai ,,rege\u201d el p\u0103rea!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, dup-a\u0219a c\u00e2ntare,
\nc\u00e2nd a fost la c\u0103utare,
\nvedem c\u0103 o duce greu,
\nc\u0103 n-are m\u0103car… un leu!<\/p>\n

A ie\u0219it omu` la poart\u0103,
\nsup\u0103rat, b\u0103tut de soart\u0103,
\ns\u0103 spuie poporului
\ndespre soarta leului!<\/p>\n

C\u0103 nu-i Leu, ci e Fecioar\u0103,
\n\u0219i \u00eel \u0219tie-ntreaga \u021bar\u0103,
\nc\u0103 el nu vorbe\u0219te-n dodii
\nc\u00e2nd e vorba despre… zodii!<\/p>\n

El e fire sim\u021bitoare
\n\u0219i sensibil ca o floare,
\nuna care-i place lui:
\nfloarea… ,,gura-leului\u201d!<\/p>\n

Dar acu`, a\u0219a a fost!
\nHoroscopu` i-a fost prost
\nMercur a fost \u00een conjunc\u021bie
\ncu ma\u0219ina de poli\u021bie!<\/p>\n

Care a venit s\u0103 cear\u0103,
\nsocoteal\u0103 pentru… fiar\u0103,
\ndar el a spus c\u0103 \u00eel are,
\ndin v\u00e2nzarea altor… ,,fiare\u201d!<\/p>\n

Dar, nu \u0219tiu cum s-a f\u0103cut,
\nc\u0103 leul a disp\u0103rut
\n\u0219i nu este de g\u0103sit
\nnici de cel ce l-a hr\u0103nit!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi pe mine,
\nsper c\u0103 leului i-e bine,
\niar p\u00e2n\u0103 va fi g\u0103sit,
\ncred c\u0103 va fi fericit!<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, fugit \u00een libertate,
\nva uita de to\u021bi \u0219i toate
\n\u00eentr-o lume de bipede,
\ncondus\u0103 de… patrupede!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 nu e nicio lege
\ncare-i ia titlul de ,,Rege\u201d!
\nMai rege dec\u00e2t to\u021bi tri\u0219tii,
\nc\u0103-s maneli\u0219ti sau mini\u0219tri!… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Leul Aoleu \u0219i v\u0103leleu! C\u00e2t scandal de la un leu slab, r\u0103nit \u0219i foarte trist folosit de-un manelist! S-a f\u0103cut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18587,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18586\/revisions\/18587"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}