{"id":18533,"date":"2022-07-03T19:12:19","date_gmt":"2022-07-03T16:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18533"},"modified":"2022-07-03T19:12:19","modified_gmt":"2022-07-03T16:12:19","slug":"brigada-diverse-text-rar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18533","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)ext (r)ar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>2 iulie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n      Implacabilul jurnalistic ,,ar fi&#8230;\u201d, pus pe seama unor am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi de extratere\u0219tri ce \u0219i-au r\u0103t\u0103cit urmele prin giganticul telescop chinezesc.<br \/>\n      Imbatabilul ziaristic ,,ar putea\u201d, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat holerico-vibrionar pe plajele lui Vod\u0103 (vadul moldovenesc).<br \/>\n       Bre Putine, occidentul face ce \u0219tie mai bine, s\u0103 destructureze ca s\u0103 le mearg\u0103 bine. Bine, nici matale \u0219i comuni\u0219tii nu f\u0103cur\u0103\u021bi mai altfel. Deh, cel mai bun s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige, fiindc\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benii de m\u00e2na a doua, adic\u0103 majoritatea, oricum sufer\u0103 \u00een ambele tabere. N-au ambi\u021bii economice, politice sau galactice.<br \/>\n         Ce \u2019mnezeu s\u0103 faci cu nemurirea? S\u0103 dai nas \u00een nas cu Biden, cu Putin \u0219i Zelenski peste \u00eenc\u0103 o sut\u0103 de ani? Cu \u0103la al Luxemburgului, cu&#8230;?<br \/>\n        \u0218i cine s\u0103 fie Iohannis, d\u2019Artagnan? \u0218i ce nucleu dur, de mers la Kiev, s\u0103 faci cu el?<br \/>\n        Cu be\u021be, cu suli\u021be, cr\u0103c\u0103na\u021bi, negri \u0219i tribali s\u0103 atace \u0219i s\u0103 fie oare cei ce vor declan\u0219a adev\u0103ratul al treilea r\u0103zboi mondial? S\u0103 nu fie ei oare exemplul cel mai bun c\u0103 omenirea a\u0219a a fost dintotdeauna? Rea, rece \u0219i neprimitoare.<br \/>\n         ,,R\u00e2iele\u201d subterane versus complexul acvifer. Dar mai bine sun\u0103 ap\u0103 care curge prin m\u0103runtaiele de suprafa\u021b\u0103 ale p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00een sens invers, cu at\u00e2t mai mult cu c\u00e2t precizia celor 23.000 de ani este&#8230;.<br \/>\n          Noi c\u0103 s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de armat\u0103, indienii c\u0103 de ce n-o fac. Dup\u0103 examene \u0219i patru ani de chin \u0219i incertitudine: r\u0103m\u00e2n sau nu r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eenrola\u021bi? C\u0103 dau \u0219i foc la trenuri de sup\u0103rare&#8230;.<br \/>\n          De-alde dosare secrete&#8230;. Prin\u021bese&#8230; d-ele de turnar\u0103 14 puradei&#8230;.<br \/>\n           Facturile uria\u0219e la energie nu se pot evita dec\u00e2t \u00een dou\u0103 moduri: tr\u0103ie\u0219ti ca pe timpul mamii-mari; \u00eenchizi robinetele \u0219i faci din cas\u0103 saun\u0103 sau ghe\u021b\u0103rie. Deloc dezavantajoase, nu?<br \/>\n        Nu numai dr\u0103gan la Ucraina, ci \u0219i dojan\u0103. Cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze, madam Ursula, i-a zis-o de&#8230; corup\u021bie lui Zelenski.<br \/>\n        \u0218i cu 70-80 de mii de belgieni ce rezolvi? Se ieftine\u0219te, ajung pre\u021burile ca \u00eenainte de pandemie? Nu!<br \/>\n        Este foarte interesant cum arat\u0103 pe front ucrainencele. Pic de pat\u0103 pe ele, de\u0219i stau l\u00e2ng\u0103 ni\u0219te ziduri antice \u0219i de demult, fardate p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful ochilor, rujate \u0219i cu chef de c\u00e2ntat.<br \/>\n        Va fi, dup\u0103 ar fi \u0219i ar putea. Despre salariul nostru ca al \u0103lorlal\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Deocamdat\u0103 Ungaria e mai \u021beap\u0103n\u0103 dec\u00e2t Polonia, cu tot boicotul vi\u0219egr\u0103denilor.<br \/>\n         Asem\u0103n\u0103toare. Dar \u0219tim oare cum arat\u0103 extratere\u0219trii, ca s\u0103-i compar\u0103m cu o ar\u0103tare luat\u0103 \u00een dep\u0103rtarea dep\u0103rt\u0103rilor de fotografi?<br \/>\n         Nu e de mirare. De doi ani \u00eencoace le-a venit apa la moar\u0103 ufo-i\u0219tilor \u0219i \u00eendrug\u0103 despre tehnologii din alt\u0103 lume, controlabile, despre colonii pe Marte \u0219i alte planete declarate oricum nelocuibile. Frig, lips\u0103 de lichid vital, gaze sufocante \u0219i nimicitoare de materii cunoscute \u00een secunda doi.<br \/>\n        \u0218i cei patru indu\u0219i \u00een eroare probabil. Li s-o fi spus c\u0103 se discut\u0103 despre primul transport c\u0103tre \u021b\u0103rile lor. Africane. Pe cine mai p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti, Volodimir? Pe cine mai induci iluzionezi c\u0103 rusul s-a dus la negri ca s\u0103 le fac\u0103 zile&#8230;. Albe, negre?<br \/>\n        Asta-i \u0219tirea ce-mi place! Da\u2019 parc\u0103 publicul american \u0219i britanic trebuie preg\u0103tit pentru colapsul militar ucrainean? Nu poporul dus de nas de Zelenski \u0219i al\u021bii?<br \/>\n         \u0218i nu le poate \u00eendeplini. Niciuna dintre cele \u0219ase obiective ,,propuse\u201d (impuse) de UE. Nici Ucraina, nici Moldova. Cum abia le-am \u00eendeplinit, \u0219mechere\u0219te, noi. Pe h\u00e2rtie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 iulie 2022 Implacabilul jurnalistic ,,ar fi&#8230;\u201d, pus pe seama unor am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi de extratere\u0219tri ce \u0219i-au r\u0103t\u0103cit urmele prin giganticul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18534,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18533\/revisions\/18534"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}