{"id":18493,"date":"2022-06-26T09:33:31","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18493"},"modified":"2022-06-26T09:33:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:33:31","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-82-14-ramnic-mon-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18493","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 82 (14) &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Valeria Manta T\u0103icu\u021bu<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-e1635791601522.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>       C\u00e2nd stai prea mult \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 (aici vorbim de c\u00e2teva decenii), devii, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrei, proprietarul unui album de amintiri: unele amuzante, altele bune de rostogolit \u00een neant, \u00een noapte \u0219i uitare. Partea de strad\u0103 unde ne-am \u00eentemeiat noi un c\u0103min era locuit\u0103 de c\u00e2teva figuri pitore\u0219ti, cele mai multe dintre ele plecate de mult Dincolo, s\u0103 dea socoteal\u0103 pentru fapte, g\u00e2nduri ori omisiuni p\u0103c\u0103toase. \u00centre timp, b\u0103ncu\u021bele \u0219i scaunele de la por\u021bi, unde, spre sf\u00e2r\u0219itul zilei, vedeai coc\u00e2ndu-se ciorchini de babe cu priviri \u0219i limbi ascu\u021bite, au disp\u0103rut, mo\u0219tenitorii au v\u00e2ndut propriet\u0103\u021bile, tocatul m\u0103runt al vorbelor a disp\u0103rut, ca \u0219i monotonia patriarhal\u0103 a unui col\u021b de t\u00e2rg \u00een care, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic sau nimic ie\u0219it din comun. A disp\u0103rut \u0219i spaima copiilor c\u0103 vor fi certa\u021bi dac\u0103 rup crengi de liliac \u0219i iasomie sau c\u0103 vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 mingile ieftine, din cauciuc, sc\u0103pate peste garduri, \u00een gr\u0103dini. La drept vorbind, au disp\u0103rut \u0219i copiii, cei care locuiau pe strad\u0103 au crescut \u0219i au plecat spre alte z\u0103ri de soare pline, iar cei care se (mai) duc la \u0219coal\u0103 sunt t\u0103cu\u021bi, apatici \u0219i \u00eentotdeauna \u00eenso\u021bi\u021bi de bunici vigilen\u021bi, fiindc\u0103 s-a triplat num\u0103rul de ma\u0219ini \u0219i de \u0219oferi care numai ei \u0219tiu cum \u0219i de ce \u0219i-au luat carnetul de conducere. A disp\u0103rut \u0219i baba Safta, spaima cartierului \u0219i a t\u00e2rgului, o cotoroan\u021b\u0103 iscoditoare, de care nu sc\u0103pai dec\u00e2t merg\u00e2nd spre cas\u0103 pe c\u0103i ocolite, fie pe Dr\u0103g\u0103icii, fie pe Domneasc\u0103 \u0219i apoi prin cap\u0103tul dinspre Matei Basarab. Dac\u0103 nu ocoleai, o p\u0103\u021beai: ap\u0103rea baba s\u0103 te \u021bin\u0103 de vorb\u0103, s\u0103-\u021bi controleze \u021binuta \u0219i, adesea, saco\u0219a de cump\u0103r\u0103turi, te bomb\u0103nea c\u0103 dai s\u0103 pleci, c\u00e2nd ea are lucruri importante de spus, ce mai, te apucau toate alea \u00eencerc\u00e2nd, f\u0103r\u0103 prea mare succes, s\u0103 scapi de meli\u021b\u0103. Rea \u00een timpul c\u00e2nd b\u0103rbatul ei era oleac\u0103 de \u0219ef \u00een organiza\u021bia de partid patronat\u0103 de un viitor \u0219i falnic cet\u0103\u021bean de onoare al ora\u0219ului (la c\u00e2\u021biva ani de la Revolu\u021bie, mul\u021bi activi\u0219ti au ap\u0103rut ca ni\u0219te floricele, senini \u0219i sp\u0103la\u021bi complet de p\u0103cate, pretinz\u00e2nd respect \u0219i recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 de la t\u00e2rgul pe care tot ei \u00eel \u00eengenuncheaser\u0103 patriotic), Safta s-a trezit, la c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni dup\u0103 Revolu\u021bie, sc\u0103ldat\u0103 \u00een harul divin. A ascuns colec\u021bia ro\u0219ie cu \u201eMunca de partid\u201d \u0219i s-a apucat s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 Biblia, plus bro\u0219uricile aruncate peste garduri sau \u00een cutiile po\u0219tale de penticostali, fr\u0103\u021biori ai lui Iisus \u0219i alte secte n\u0103v\u0103litoare\/ cuceritoare ale spa\u021biului ateu.<br \/>\n       \u00cen metafizica babei Safta (bine, n-o chema chiar a\u0219a, avea un nume prim\u0103v\u0103ratic \u0219i noi nu eram de acord cu el, ne oripila nepotrivirea dintre anotimpul sugerat \u0219i acreala de prune verzi a vecinei, a\u0219a c\u0103 o botezaser\u0103m cu un nume, ziceam noi, mai potrivit), \u00een metafizica ei de cartier deci, Dumnezeu era complice \u0219i aliat. Prins\u0103 cu m\u00e2\u021ba \u00een sac (ceea ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpla des, c\u0103ci metehnele din vremea \u00eempu\u0219catului, c\u00e2nd turnase \u0219i r\u0103s-turnase oameni, case, cariere, nu disp\u0103ruser\u0103 sub pojghi\u021ba de smerenie nou afi\u0219at\u0103), \u00eencepea s\u0103-L invoce pe Cel de sus: \u201eDumnezeu vede \u0219i \u0219tie c\u0103 sunt curat\u0103 \u00een inima mea, arde-te-ar focului iadului, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i enervezi!\u201d. Formula era standard, cu mici varia\u021biuni poetice, \u00een care mai ap\u0103rea \u0219i c\u00e2te un \u00eenger-\u00eengera\u0219ul meu, \u0219i Maica Domnului, \u0219i c\u00e2te un sf\u00e2nt (mai ales sf\u00e2ntul Ilie, cel capabil s\u0103-i tr\u0103sneasc\u0103 pe to\u021bi du\u0219manii reali ori \u00eenchipui\u021bi ai babei).<br \/>\nDin spaima cartierului, baba Safta devenise, cu pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de trecerea ei la cele ve\u0219nice, o caricatur\u0103. Dovad\u0103 c\u0103 Dumnezeu \u0219tie de glum\u0103 \u0219i, c\u0103, tolerant, nu sanc\u021bioneaz\u0103 dramatic (tragic) reu\u0219itele diavolului. A\u0219a cred, fiindc\u0103 altfel nu-mi explic num\u0103rul incalculabil de caricaturi \u2013 umane, ar zice optimi\u0219tii \u2013 care, departe de a sem\u0103na cu vreun creator sus pus, demonstreaz\u0103 o imagina\u021bie debordant\u0103, diabolic\u0103, pus\u0103 pe rele \u0219i menit\u0103 s\u0103 paveze drumul spre iad nu cu bune inten\u021bii (acelea merg spre rai), ci cu muzee \u00een aer liber. Cu muzee ale babelor comuniste. Cu muzee ale nop\u021bii \u00een care se zbat c\u00e2teodat\u0103 multe alte babe greu de caricaturizat, deoarece caricatura, oric\u00e2t de grotesc\u0103 ar fi ea, ar fi mai frumoas\u0103, mai acceptabil\u0103 dec\u00e2t originalul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valeria Manta T\u0103icu\u021bu C\u00e2nd stai prea mult \u00eentr-un ora\u0219 (aici vorbim de c\u00e2teva decenii), devii, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrei, proprietarul unui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":17213,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18494,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493\/revisions\/18494"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}