{"id":18386,"date":"2022-06-19T21:44:22","date_gmt":"2022-06-19T18:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18386"},"modified":"2022-06-19T21:44:22","modified_gmt":"2022-06-19T18:44:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-kim-la-romana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18386","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (K)im (l)a Rom(a)n\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14, 19 iunie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Acum \u00eentrebarea este: care pod, Viorele? Cel peste p\u00e2r\u00e2u sau cel executat de femei? Fiindc\u0103 nou\u0103, b\u0103rba\u021bilor cotidieni, nu ne iese niciunul.<br \/>\n        Uite-a\u0219a se face r\u0103zboi. \u00cel \u00eencep unii \u0219i-l termin\u0103 al\u021bii. P\u0103i, m\u0103i nebunilor de ucraineni, de unde at\u00e2ta armament personal ca s\u0103 \u00eenfrun\u021bi rusul?<br \/>\n         Pentru tine, Nu\u021bica, de-o vreme, nu mai exist\u0103 privilegii. Dar \u0219i c\u00e2nd devenise\u0219i \u00eent\u00e2ia ,,doamn\u0103\u201d a \u021b\u0103rii, nu-\u021bi sufla nimeni \u00een ciorb\u0103 \u00een afar\u0103 de Traian. El \u00eensu\u0219i b\u0103rbat, cu sl\u0103biciuni.<br \/>\n          Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic. Dup\u0103 normele unei morale de siguran\u021b\u0103, asistentele medicale ar trebui s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze \u021binuta la cote ,,s\u0103n\u0103toase\u201d. \u00cens\u0103, la cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 sistemul sanitar, fusta scurt\u0103 \u0219i halatul mulat, interzise de un spital, r\u0103m\u00e2n singurul tratament de scularea bolnavilor din boal\u0103. B\u0103rba\u021bi.<br \/>\n          Ce \u0219ir de evenimente s-au derulat \u00een mintea \u0219oferi\u021bei sihlene, ca s\u0103 se arunce din autoturismul \u00een mers, dar cu motorul oprit, doar presa poate dezv\u0103lui.<br \/>\n           Premii, frate. Cui prodest?<br \/>\n           Care tineri \u0219i care comunism? Care nu se n\u0103scuser\u0103? Care a fost de fapt socialism? Nu numai presa scorne\u0219te nebunii, ci \u0219i studio\u0219ii \u0103\u0219tia care nu-\u0219i problema ce sondeaz\u0103 \u0219i pe cine.<br \/>\n           Premii, soro! Ce treab\u0103 are Moldoveanu cu decern\u0103rile \u0219i pentru ce? \u0218i de ce   bietul nefericit \u00eencununat cu lauri ,,etno-romantici\u201d este \u00eenconjurat de o gloat\u0103 de doamne \u0219i domni borde\u0219teni \u0219i nu de colegii acestuia?<br \/>\n           E mult mai corect a\u0219a. S\u0103 nu se \u00eenscrie la un examen pe care \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu-l vor promova \u0219i care nu le va aduce mai nimic bun. Oricum rata de promovabilitate a bacalaureatului era cam la jum\u0103tate. Plus minus 10% nu conteaz\u0103. Iar dac\u0103 domnul ministru consider\u0103 dramatic\u0103 situa\u021bia, ar trebui s\u0103-\u0219i schimbe ,,cohorta\u201d de consultan\u021bi prin\u0219i \u00een bula propriilor neputin\u021be \u0219i preten\u021biozit\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\n          La noi \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 viitorul verbelor se formeaz\u0103 cu voi, vei, va, vom, ve\u021bi \u0219i vor, \u00een cele mai dese cazuri. ,,Vom putea\u201d, stima\u021bi jurnali\u0219ti, stimat\u0103 Ursula! Nu ,,putem spune peste dou\u0103zeci de ani&#8230;\u201d. C\u00e2t despre Ucraina, s\u0103-mi da\u021bi voie s\u0103 reiterez ideea c\u0103 primirea \u00een uniune va fi fatal\u0103. A\u0219a cum \u00eel vede\u021bi, e mai pro Putin dec\u00e2t cred azi foarte pu\u021bini, unii chiar deloc. Ne b\u0103g\u0103m singuri mortu-n cas\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n          Tren. Alalt\u0103ieri. Mizil. O gar\u0103 oarecare. Doi tineri&#8230;. Distin\u0219i. Un student. Un \u021bigan. O discu\u021bie&#8230;. Am prins \u0219irul de la schimbarea sistemului de operare, de la Linux. C\u00e2t a apucat studentul s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 prelegerea abord\u0103rii limbajului pieselor electronice. Transformat\u0103 la urgen\u021b\u0103 de etnic \u00een scop&#8230;. ,,\u00cenva\u021b\u0103-m\u0103, frate, ca s\u0103 pot sparge conturi bancare.\u201d Doi-trei ani p\u00e2n\u0103 la zece \u00eenainta\u021bi. Contraargumenta\u021bi de novice cu exemplul unui \u0103la, ,,o panaram\u0103\u201d, ce \u0219i-a luat apartament, ma\u0219ini&#8230; din aceast\u0103 \u00eendeletnicire, gata s\u0103 pun\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ag c\u0103 poate deprinde ,,me\u0219te\u0219ugul\u201d din c\u00e2teva lec\u021bii. Tren. Ploie\u0219ti sud. Rom autodebarcat.<br \/>\n           \u0218i tinerii dup\u0103 cei maturi. Solda\u021bi, generali, comisari \u0219i tablagii plini de b\u0103rbi. Aidoma lor, elevii din clasele terminale liceale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14, 19 iunie 2022 Acum \u00eentrebarea este: care pod, Viorele? Cel peste p\u00e2r\u00e2u sau cel executat de femei? 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