{"id":18374,"date":"2022-06-19T00:18:57","date_gmt":"2022-06-18T21:18:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18374"},"modified":"2022-06-19T00:18:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-18T21:18:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajurase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18374","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajurase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Cred c\u0103 Marcel se numea lemnarul jitian. Iar \u00een curte domneau legumele, <strong>ai\u0219orul<\/strong>, cepi\u021ba \u0219i c\u00e2teva flori, strugurelul&#8230;. Deh, ca la omul gospodar.<br \/>\n         Drept \u00eenainte \u0219i la dreapta din&#8230;. \u00cemb\u00e2rligare&#8230; Topometrico-cadastral\u0103. La \u00eentrebarea ce nume s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 strada ce urmeaz\u0103 dup\u0103 intersec\u021bia a dou\u0103 str\u0103zi, dup\u0103 o sumar\u0103 privire aruncat\u0103 desenului h\u0103r\u021bii municipale, r\u0103spunzi \u00een trei cuvinte: a celei mai lungi. Cu varianta ,,a celei cu o linie ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 puncte din care se pot n\u0103scoci unghiuri\u201d. La citire \u00eens\u0103&#8230;. C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103toarea este cea mai scurt\u0103, cea care se \u00eempl\u00e2nt\u0103 ,,inopinat\u201d \u00een p\u00e2ntecul celeilalte. Nu Jitiei se nume\u0219te firescul, ci Pietrele fetei \u0219i nu toat\u0103 fund\u0103tura Neculele a primit privilegiul de a ie\u0219i ,,la lumin\u0103\u201d \u00een strada 8 Martie. Tot Pietrele fetei se ,,revars\u0103\u201d \u00een ,,centura Fl\u0103m\u00e2nda\u201d. <strong>Aiurar\u0103<\/strong>, probabil, arhitec\u021bii dinainte de &#8217;89, ori <strong>ahtiar\u0103<\/strong> dup\u0103 medalii \u0219i distinc\u021bii pentru ,,inova\u021bie\u201d. De\u0219i num\u0103r\u0103 ,,suficien\u021bi\u201d metri c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu primeasc\u0103 niciun nume. S\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u021bi la cum arat\u0103 unele localit\u0103\u021bi, chiar rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, chiar proiectate de min\u021bi \u00eenvechite. <strong>Aieptau<\/strong> aceia ,,conduc\u0103torilor\u201d toate c\u0103ile&#8230; drepte \u0219i drept. Dar un ochi arunca\u021bi la Mannheim &#8211; discu\u021biile de ieri cu fiic\u0103-mea despre deplasarea ei peste c\u00e2t\u0103va vreme \u0219i sta\u021bionarea lui Nae \u00een acest ora\u0219 l-au oferit ca exemplu -, la ce-au putut face neamurile <strong>alamane<\/strong> la v\u0103rsarea \u00een Rin, cum au adus schi\u021bele perfecte de pe h\u00e2rtie pe teren. Uimitor. Doar cu linia, compasul \u0219i&#8230; m\u00e2inile.<br \/>\n          Din cinci case &#8211; numi\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 o strad\u0103 cu at\u00e2tea &#8211; am me\u0219terit la dou\u0103 \u0219i cuno\u0219team trei proprietari, patru dac\u0103 \u00eencadr\u0103m \u0219i so\u021bia unuia dintre ei. Romul de pe col\u021b cum intri pe fund\u0103tur\u0103. Cel ce ne-a f\u0103cut lipeala cu v\u0103ru-s\u0103u, cel din povestea cu \u021beapa tras\u0103 \u00een Fl\u0103m\u00e2nda. \u00cen ce <strong>alagele<\/strong> a putut s\u0103 ne bage. De\u0219i la el a fost \u00een regul\u0103. Am montat jgheaburi, am fixat burlane pe pere\u021bii doar tencui\u021bi, pe o vreme nu tocmai \u00eensorit\u0103 \u0219i cald\u0103. A\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd dai de clien\u021bi insisten\u021bi pe care \u021bi-i pui \u00een cap <strong>ajut\u00e2nd<\/strong>. A fost \u0219i s-a dus. S\u0103 nu mai aud de ei.<br \/>\n          Vizavi la familia P\u00e2r\u00e2ial\u0103. Recunosc c\u0103 mi-au trebuit 9 zile ca s\u0103-mi amintesc numele. Iar\u0103\u0219i. \u00cenc\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc conexiunea rapid\u0103 \u00eentre fostele lor meserii, perioada de la Intercoop unde doamna lucrase la strung\u0103rie, propor\u021biile \u00eentre cei doi (astea r\u0103m\u00e2n la secret) \u0219i magazinul descris alt\u0103dat\u0103 din R\u00e2mnicul vechi \u00een Pia\u021b\u0103. Nu reu\u0219esc. Spa\u021biu imobiliar cum pu\u021bini pot g\u0103si \u0219i \u00eensu\u0219i (contractual), generos, cu o panoram\u0103 &#8211; nu ca a romului pe care l-am imortalizat cu Lg-ul cump\u0103rat \u00een 2005, fum\u00e2nd la fereastra din dreapta de la etaj &#8211; ce poate acoperi aproape tot municipiul. Un singur loc se mai poate l\u0103uda cu o asemenea vizibilitate: cl\u0103direa Fnc-ului. ,,Imixtiunea\u201d noastr\u0103 s-a limitat la \u00eenvelirea buc\u0103t\u0103riei de var\u0103, \u00eendreptarea ploilor c\u0103tre coturile de evacuare, de fabrica\u021bie proprie, precum \u0219i c\u00e2teva repara\u021bii la sistemul pluvial al casei. Niciunul dintre acoperi\u0219uri u\u0219or de c\u0103\u021b\u0103rat. Abrupte. \u00cen g\u00e2t, cum le catalog\u0103m uzual. Pune\u021bi ni\u0219te carton, l\u0103sa\u021bi-l acolo&#8230;. ,,F\u0103r\u0103 pisic\u0103 nu merge, tat\u0103!\u201d Sc\u0103ri\u021ba, deh. Trei p\u0103r\u021bi &#8211; la discre\u021bia \u0219i sugestia proprietarului; de ce nu doar dou\u0103? -, dintre care triunghiul le-a \u00eentrecut \u00een periculozitate pe celelalte. \u0218i unde? Exact unde ora\u0219ul se dezv\u0103luie: pe spate. Acolo se termin\u0103 \u0219i terenul construibil, dar \u0219i platforma terenului. \u00cen jos &#8211; o pr\u0103pastie. Ca s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103 un <strong>aisberg<\/strong> prin vine, s\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bi de fric\u0103 la fiecare schimbare de pozi\u021bie, la fiecare ciocan aplicat tablei, mai ales la \u00eencheierea ei la coame. Despre creast\u0103? Parc\u0103 eram la mersul piticului la ora de sport, cu ambele m\u00e2ini ocupate \u0219i picioarele \u00een deriv\u0103 pe fiecare parte. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 Marcel se numea lemnarul jitian. Iar \u00een curte domneau legumele, ai\u0219orul, cepi\u021ba \u0219i c\u00e2teva flori, strugurelul&#8230;. 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