{"id":1835,"date":"2015-06-26T13:46:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-26T10:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1835"},"modified":"2015-06-26T13:46:46","modified_gmt":"2015-06-26T10:46:46","slug":"zanganele-lxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=1835","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1836 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640.jpg\" alt=\"general-155492_640\" width=\"432\" height=\"640\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640.jpg 432w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640-203x300.jpg 203w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 432px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 432\/640;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-1836 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640.jpg\" alt=\"general-155492_640\" width=\"432\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640.jpg 432w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/general-155492_640-203x300.jpg 203w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\nE prea frumos ca s\u0103 fie \u0219i adev\u0103rat. Cum puteam s\u0103 ocolesc un a\u0219a subiect? Restul bla-bla-urilor chiar c\u0103 nu m\u0103 interesau, mi-a fost de-ajuns o singur\u0103 propozi\u021bie. Cred c\u0103 era suficient un singur cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">General. Ave\u021bi aici chintesen\u021ba unui \u00eentreg arsenal de pilde \u0219i zic\u0103tori. E \u0219i de r\u00e2s dar \u0219i de pl\u00e2ns. Am dat c\u00e2teva pagini de istorie \u00eenapoi fiindc\u0103 uitasem. Nu sunt unicul cu memorie scurt\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia toat\u0103 are nevoie de lecitin\u0103 pentru readunarea min\u021bilor. Nu-\u0219i aminte\u0219te deloc de cel\u0103lalt \u0219ef de armat\u0103, patriot ca \u0219i acesta, p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eendeplinirea ordinului, oricare ar fi el, b\u0103rbat, bra\u021b de fier&#8230;. Din pl\u00e2ns am dat-o \u00een r\u00e2s. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 spui una, sau s\u0103 cloce\u0219ti \u00een min\u021bi discursuri cu iz de datorie ost\u0103\u0219easc\u0103, \u0219i fa\u021ba s\u0103 spun\u0103 alta. Patriotism &#8211; sil\u0103, angajamente europene \u0219i mai ales Nato &#8211; gre\u021bo\u0219enie, sprijin pentru coali\u021bie &#8211; lehamite. O fraz\u0103 inteligent\u0103 de c\u0103utat \u0219i de rostit &#8211; spasm ocular. O d\u0103m pe pl\u00e2ns iar. Vai de noi, \u0219i nu spun vorb\u0103 mare, vai de \u021bara cu handicap politic. Folosi\u021bi ambele sensuri fiindc\u0103 suntem \u0219i \u00een urm\u0103 cu pa\u0219i mul\u021bi, poate chiar o \u021bar\u0103 de cutreierat p\u00e2n\u0103 la adev\u0103ratul mod de a pricepe politica, \u0219i cu o g\u00e2ndire ideologic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u00e2ini \u0219i picioare dar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 de cap. Vai de \u021bara cu conduc\u0103tori \u0219i judec\u0103tori mai pu\u021bin \u00eentregi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am fost \u00een situa\u021bia penibil\u0103 ca o persoan\u0103, o client\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 tot apeleze cu domn&#8217; inginer. \u0218i \u00een sus \u0219i \u00een jos, ea de jos, eu pe sus, nu m-a scos biata femeie din apelativul \u0103sta timp de trei zile. Ajunsesem subiect de b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie \u00een gura fra\u021bilor mei \u0219i z\u0103u dac\u0103 nu eu \u00eensumi m\u0103 luam peste picior r\u00e2z\u00e2nd p\u00e2n\u0103 la durere de burt\u0103 \u0219i t\u0103v\u0103lire. Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 sunt singurul nebun care prive\u0219te realitatea prin sticla goal\u0103 a lipsei de echivoc, restul \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219eaz\u0103 ochelarii de cal potrivi\u021bi rolului pe care vor s\u0103-l interpreteze \u0219i uit\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei mai dea jos. De ast\u0103 dat\u0103 nu vorbesc despre costuma\u021bii ci despre impresia puternic\u0103 pe care un cuv\u00e2nt reu\u0219e\u0219te s\u0103 o induc\u0103 creierului \u0219i care pic\u0103 cu a\u0219a mare greutate \u00eenc\u00e2t distorsioneaz\u0103 \u00eentreg setul de comportamente. Unuia i se spune prim ministru \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i ia demnitatea \u00een serios p\u00e2n\u0103 la a uita c\u0103 e doar un scaun, o \u00eendatorire, o stagiune de doar patru ani \u0219i nu un post princiar. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i regii cad, abdic\u0103 \u0219i mor. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i monarhiile, cu tot s\u00e2ngele lor albastru, se n\u0103ruiesc. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i actorul, omul acela venit pe scen\u0103 s\u0103 smulg\u0103 o lacrim\u0103 ori o grimas\u0103 de hohot, caut\u0103 revela\u021bia suprem\u0103. Dintre toate rolurile pe care \u0219i le-a asumat \u00een carier\u0103, g\u0103se\u0219te de cuviin\u021b\u0103, spre finalul vie\u021bii, s\u0103 se a\u0219eze \u00een propriul personaj. Pentru mul\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 este prea t\u00e2rziu \u0219i imposibil s\u0103 se mai transpun\u0103 \u00een propria piele.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Domnul general vrea s\u0103 fie apelat ca atare ca s\u0103 nu se creeze confuzie. Care o fi aceea, nu \u0219tiu. Poate vrea acest soldat s\u0103 ne \u00eenfig\u0103 \u00een stomac \u0219i niscai baionete \u0219i c\u00e2teva gloan\u021be ca s\u0103 nu fie niciun dubiu. Poate vrea s\u0103 se asigure c\u0103 el \u00ee\u0219i duce domnia viu iar noi mor\u021bi. Cu at\u00e2ta zel ne prezint\u0103 situa\u021bia, nu prea roz\u0103 spune el, de a fi bot \u00een bot cu r\u0103zboiul, cu at\u00e2ta siguran\u021b\u0103 vorbe\u0219te despre suprema\u021bia unei alian\u021be militare de parc\u0103 ar mai exista una cel pu\u021bin la fel de puternic\u0103, a\u0219a ultimativ pune b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00een hain\u0103 kaki de parc\u0103 numai el n-ar fi de aruncat \u00een tran\u0219ee \u00een piele de mort. De-aia zic! Mai bine \u00eel Oprea Cozma, poate-i Ponta \u0219i lui corect minerii din valea Jiului \u0219i zilele de deten\u021bie. Dar \u0219ti\u021bi vorba rom\u00e2nului, niciodat\u0103 nu e prea t\u00e2rziu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E prea frumos ca s\u0103 fie \u0219i adev\u0103rat. Cum puteam s\u0103 ocolesc un a\u0219a subiect? Restul bla-bla-urilor chiar c\u0103 nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1836,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,97],"tags":[79,149,216,51,52,157,67,139,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1837,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835\/revisions\/1837"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}