{"id":18262,"date":"2022-06-07T16:26:45","date_gmt":"2022-06-07T13:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18262"},"modified":"2022-06-07T16:26:45","modified_gmt":"2022-06-07T13:26:45","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-36-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18262","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 36 (9)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vasile GHICA<\/strong>
\n\"\"

Despre prostie (2)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00cen biblioteci oricine poate dialoga cu… eternitatea. Ce s-or mai fi distr\u00e2nd clasicii!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd vrea s\u0103 se spele pe obraz, prostul scuip\u0103 \u00een soare.<\/p>\n

I s-a dat un scaun moale. Pentru c\u0103 este tare de cap.<\/p>\n

Prostia are oroare de anonimat.<\/p>\n

Prostul se simte genial c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fte, nu c\u00e2nd ascult\u0103.<\/p>\n

Prostul are vitez\u0103, nu \u015fi \u0163int\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ce-am mai freca du\u015fumelele cu el, dac\u0103 am avea \u015fi noi, rom\u00e2nii, un laureat Nobel pentru literatur\u0103.<\/p>\n

Este un prost autentic, nu din cei care \u00ee\u0163i ofer\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00een\u015feli.<\/p>\n

Orice societate are \u00een dotare \u015fi imbecili. Depinde \u00eens\u0103 pe ce raft \u00eei a\u015faz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pro\u015ftii nu-i invidiaz\u0103 pe cei inteligen\u0163i. \u00cei comp\u0103timesc.<\/p>\n

A ajuns \u00een culmea rat\u0103rii. \u00cel laud\u0103 to\u0163i pro\u015ftii.<\/p>\n

Imbecilii nu se \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103 transforme lumea.
\nLe vine mai u\u015for s\u0103 o r\u0103stoarne.<\/p>\n


\nPetru\u0163 P\u00c2RVESCU<\/strong>
\n\"\"

scrisoare c\u0103tre genera\u0163ia mea
\nsau gloria oric\u0103rei victorii<\/strong><\/p>\n

a\u015fa
\ng\u00e2ndeam fiecare pe atunci
\nlupi tineri v\u00e2nam mai mult \u00een hait\u0103
\npe la col\u0163urile gurii cu urechile ciulite
\n\u00een nop\u0163ile albe f\u0103r\u0103 frontiere
\nprin ora\u015fe somnambulice a\u015fteptam cutremura\u0163i zorile<\/p>\n

departe
\n\u00een provincia memoriei
\ntrecea G L O R I A pe bulevardul victoriei mas-
\nturb\u00e2ndu-\u015fi fesele (dou\u0103 felinare de aur potcovite
\n\u00een noaptea ad\u00e2nc\u0103 de cear\u0103)<\/p>\n

nOi
\no priveam cu ciud\u0103
\nlibidinos din spate (fa\u0163a
\no avea mai mereu \u00een repara\u0163ie capital\u0103)
\ntrecut\u0103 \u00een revistele de gal\u0103 eczema unei cicatrice vulgare pe
\nochii min\u0163ii noastre-nfierb\u00e2ntate<\/p>\n

N U
\npentru vOi
\nziceau b\u0103tr\u00e2nii lupi cop\u0163i \u00een chesoanele marilor naufragii
\na a \u0102 \u0102 e e I I o o U U
\ne aceast\u0103 splendid\u0103 ar\u0103tare b e l i \u0163 i l o r \u015fi
\nr\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenfigeau lacomi ochii lor putrezi ad\u00e2nc \u00eentre
\n\u0163\u00e2\u0163ele ei mari grele rotunde<\/p>\n

uuuRaaa
\ntrecea G L O R I A pe b u l e v a r d u l v i c t o r i e i
\nmireasa mor\u0163ii \u00een s\u0103rb\u0103toare
\nnurlie z\u0103lud\u0103 \u015fi cheal\u0103
\ncu surle \u015fi tobe
\nmirosind a lingoare
\na l\u0103ptuc\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103
\na busuioc deocheat Ne
\nvenea r\u0103u
\name\u0163eala
\nD o a m n e Ne
\nvenea s\u0103 ne-arunc\u0103m cu T O \u0162 I I (k a m i k a z e) la
\npicioarele ei rotitoare
\ncrescute direct din cerul \u00eenalt<\/p>\n

aveam frisoane
\naveam p\u0103reri oarecum indecente aveam idealuri
\n\u00een fiecare anotimp Ne zv\u00e2rcoleam spasmodic cu fiecare genera\u0163ie
\numpleam sufletul noduros cu n\u0103duf
\nca pe un h\u00e2rd\u0103u lepros<\/p>\n

AH
\n(ne ziceam)
\nm\u00e2ndri \u015fi liberi \u00een bantustanele fericirii va
\nveni EA z i u a a c e e a \u00een care o s\u0103-L \u00eentoarcem pe dos
\ncu J O S U L \u00een S U S (s\u0103 urle
\nsteaua lui umed\u0103 mic\u0103 lucitoare) \u015fi o s\u0103-L bem
\np\u00e2n\u0103 la O S<\/p>\n

dar
\nziua a c e e A
\nvenea prea t\u00e2rziu obosit\u0103
\nstoars\u0103
\ncr\u0103-c\u0103-na-t\u0103
\nca o m\u00e2r\u0163oag\u0103 le\u015finat\u0103 puturoas\u0103
\nmuncit\u0103 \u015fi grea
\nnOi
\nr\u0103m\u00e2neam pironi\u0163i mai departe \u00een
\npoarta norocului cu ochii holba\u0163i pe U L I \u0162 \u0102<\/p>\n

trecea G L O R I A pe bulevardul oric\u0103rei victorii
\nmuncindu-\u015fi \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103
\nfesele
\niepele
\ndou\u0103 felinare de cear\u0103 \u00een noaptea ad\u00e2nc\u0103<\/p>\n

h a u u u
\nH a u \u2013 H a u u u
\nvuia p\u0103durea t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103
\nturme de glasuri tr\u0103g\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ea
\necouri lichide r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cind alese geometrii!<\/p>\n


\nIon RO\u015eIORU<\/strong>
\n\"\"

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca
\n (tem\u0103 cu varia\u0163iuni)<\/strong><\/p>\n

*
\nDru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe stoc:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la sortat noroc!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci puhoi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la trezit moroi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci zdrahoni:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la p\u0103scut hormoni!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci sprin\u0163ari:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la-nso\u0163it t\u00e2lhari!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci nebuni:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la iscat furtuni!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci din plin:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la-ndoit de vin!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci zevzeci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la barat poteci!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci versa\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la-nvr\u0103jbit de fra\u0163i!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci mahmuri:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la aprins p\u0103duri!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci n\u0103uci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la snopit calmuci!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci zbanghii:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la-nte\u0163it be\u0163ii!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci de neam:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la p\u0103truns pe geam!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci frustra\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la scopit b\u0103rba\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci holtei:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la momit femei!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u015fucari:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la pr\u0103sit curvari!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci.ro:
\n\u00cei trimte noaptea la f\u0103cut mi\u015fto!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci stupizi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-nmul\u0163esc omizi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pozna\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i consider na\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci z\u0103por:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 devin de-al lor!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci de top:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 pr\u0103dez un shop!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci buluc:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea-n suflet s\u0103-i astruc!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci la greu:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea spre destinul meu!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci inclu\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea cu osta\u015fii ru\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci sc\u0103l\u00e2mbi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea gura s\u0103 mi-o str\u00e2mbi!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci neghiobi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd \u00eemi dai \u00een bobi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci b\u0103lai:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd m-alungi din Rai!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci abra\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd mofluz m\u0103 la\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci z\u0103luzi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd m-auzi!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci secre\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd de r\u0103u m\u0103-nve\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci taifun:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd \u00een pat te-adun!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci spahii:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd de bra\u0163 m\u0103 \u0163ii!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci avari:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea c\u00e2nd de g\u00e2t \u00eemi sari!
\n *<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe hol:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 dau de gol!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een g\u00e2nd:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea umbra s\u0103 mi-o v\u00e2nd!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een scrin:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea lumea s-o dezbin!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een tiv:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le fiu captiv!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci nohai:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la tran\u015fat de cai!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci sanscri\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i declar fali\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci honvezi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea \u00eenarma\u0163i s\u0103-i vezi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci azteci
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i visezi pe veci!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci OK:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 ia cu ei!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu cnut:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 las b\u0103tut!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu lan\u0163:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 culc \u00een \u015fan\u0163!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu stil:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 scol copil!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci sefarzi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 pricep cum arzi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci agre\u015fti:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le-ndrug pove\u015fti!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci ceang\u0103i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le sp\u0103l tig\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe horn:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le c\u00e2nt din corn!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een pod:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le fiu aprod!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een beci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le sparg dovleci!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een ghem:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n blestem!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe fus:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le-ar\u0103t ce nu-s!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n m\u00e2nz:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i desc\u00e2nt cu sp\u00e2nz!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n ied:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 divulg ce cred!<\/p>\n

Baba Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n lup:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea vraja s\u0103 \u0163i-o rup!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n cerb:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea-n uibul t\u0103u s\u0103 fierb!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n brad:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea \u00een totem s\u0103 cad!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n nuc:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea crucea s\u0103 mi-o duc!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n pir:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fesc martir!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca-\u015fi \u0163ine dracii-n crin:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea hangul s\u0103 li-l \u0163in!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u00een cont:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea La Pilat din Pont!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe\u015fin:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la produs venin!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci prin g\u0103ri:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la cer\u015fit \u0163ig\u0103ri!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci pe lunci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea la girat spelunci!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci f\u0103lco\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le coc gogo\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci avizi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 le frig guvizi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci abscon\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i prefac \u00een sconc\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci gurmanzi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i ascund \u00een Anzi!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci jura\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea toaca s\u0103 mi-o ba\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci ceac\u00e2ri:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea-n boal\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 v\u00e2ri!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci suci\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 tot evi\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci destui:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea martori fal\u015fi s\u0103-i pui!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci fierbin\u0163i:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 sco\u0163i din min\u0163i!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci \u0163\u00e2fno\u015fi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-i \u00eenfrunt pe bo\u015fi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci de show:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 nasc din nou!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci de risc:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea foc s\u0103-i pun la Fisc!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci atrizi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea-n g\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 ucizi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu cric:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103 sal\u0163i pe dric!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu sfori:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea-n lut s\u0103 m\u0103 cobori!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci cu draci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea moartea s\u0103 mi-o taci!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci maltezi:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m\u0103-nfrico\u015fezi!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci vampiri:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea groaz\u0103 s\u0103-mi inspiri!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci zg\u00e2rmaci:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103-mi impui haraci!<\/p>\n

Dru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca are draci de rang:
\n\u00cei trimite noaptea s\u0103 m-at\u00e2rni \u00een \u015ftreang!<\/p>\n

*<\/p>\n

Scriu pe zidul mor\u0163ii: \u201eCump\u0103r bumerang!\u201d
\nDru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca vinde Sturm und Drang!<\/p>\n

Scriu pe zidul mor\u0163ii: \u201eVoi uita s\u0103 fiu!\u201d
\nDru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca m-a visat pustiu!<\/p>\n

Scriu pe zidul mor\u0163ii: \u201eDau pe vin un ort!\u201d
\nDru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca s-a convins c\u0103-s mort!<\/p>\n

Scriu pe zidul mor\u0163ii: \u201eTestamentu-i scrum!\u201d
\nDru\u015fca Alambru\u015fca m-a pierdut pe drum! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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