{"id":18258,"date":"2022-06-07T16:05:49","date_gmt":"2022-06-07T13:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18258"},"modified":"2022-06-07T16:07:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-07T13:07:57","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajurezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18258","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajurezi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eugen. E a en\u0219pea oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu g\u0103sesc numele din cauza aspectului inconfundabil: ochelari mari, p\u0103r alb, c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103 cu dungi late, alb\u0103 de obicei, introdus\u0103 \u00een pantalonul maroniu-\u00eenchis.<br \/>\n\u00cenmuierea lui tata&#8230;. Cel pu\u021bin am avut parte \u00een una dintre zile de o priveli\u0219te rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. Tanti Lupu se mai \u00eenv\u00e2rtea prin curte \u0219i am mai putut schimba vreo dou\u0103 vorbe despre trecut. Din el \u00eenc\u0103 r\u0103zbate \u021binuta <strong>aiurit\u0103<\/strong> a lui Tataia, colonelul Lupu, \u0219eful Casei Armatei: chilo\u021bii alba\u0219tri \u0219i c\u0103ma\u0219a kaki, m\u00e2inile disperate ce se-n\u0103l\u021bau spre tavan \u0219i se \u00eentorceau dezn\u0103d\u0103jduite pe cap, dup\u0103 faimosul cutremur din 1986. Mu\u021bise, gra\u021bie <strong>alaliei<\/strong> instalate subit. Mai c\u0103 nu-\u0219i smulgea p\u0103rul, c\u00e2t mai r\u0103m\u0103sese. Iar tovar\u0103\u0219a Lupu se \u021binea dup\u0103 el cu pantalonii, leg\u0103n\u00e2ndu-se la fiecare pas, descump\u0103nit\u0103 c\u0103 ditai ofi\u021berul se lamenta &#8211; \u0219i avea de ce: seara dinaintea zguduirii fusese ultima \u00een care fiecare perete primise var nou \u0219i vopsea; cr\u0103pate toate &#8211; \u0219i se plimba pe hol \u00een v\u0103zul oricui. ,,Nu se cade&#8230;\u201d. S-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it apoi \u00een fotoliu&#8230;. Asta se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd <strong>ahtiezi<\/strong> dup\u0103 perfec\u021biune, te alegi cu o mare dezam\u0103gire. \u00cens\u0103 cel mai sup\u0103rat ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie St\u0103nel, el trudise s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni la r\u00e2nd, cojind, repar\u00e2nd, zugr\u0103vind, cur\u0103\u021b\u00e2nd parchetul, sp\u0103l\u00e2nd fiecare pat\u0103 de var sau vopsea c\u0103zut\u0103&#8230;. S-au derulat \u0219i altele, v\u0103z\u00e2nd-o dup\u0103 mai mult de 15 ani pe madam Lupu, dar m-am \u00eentors cu min\u021bile la cum s\u0103 st\u0103m pe acoperi\u0219ul vecinilor romi, abrupt \u0219i evident incomod. \u0218i cum s\u0103 termin\u0103m mai repede. Nu e nicio pl\u0103cere s\u0103 auzi \u00een pauzele de lovit cu ciocanul ,,dialectul local\u201d \u0219i nici c\u00e2nd dai roat\u0103 casei cu jgheaburi \u0219i burlane s\u0103 le vezi fe\u021bele. Chiar dac\u0103 ele te pl\u0103tesc. Mai bine <strong>ajunezi<\/strong> c\u00e2teva zile dec\u00e2t&#8230;.<br \/>\nAm f\u0103cut-o, a trecut. S\u0103 trecem la rom\u00e2ni. La nea Eugen. La fosta cas\u0103 a Lupoaicei. De-o prim\u0103 dat\u0103 &#8211; doar \u00een antrepriza mea, tata \u0219i Cristi mai peticiser\u0103 c\u00e2te ceva pe ici-colo la prima proprietate &#8211; ne ocupasem de jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele nepotului, avansat la stadiul de viitor proprietar \u0219i deocamdat\u0103 locuitor \u00een noua locuin\u021b\u0103, fasonat\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t pe exterior, aranjat\u0103 \u0219i \u00een curs de aranjare pe interior. Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, a doua oar\u0103 nepotul a continuat cu o teras\u0103 \u00een spate, aproape f\u0103r\u0103 pant\u0103, v\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 \u00een inghinalul doliei&#8230;. O <strong>aiurare<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 sens a lui \u0219i bine\u00een\u021beles a constructorului. Nu fusese suficient c\u0103 legaser\u0103 casa cu un fel de teras\u0103-ad\u0103post pentru piesele de pe la ma\u0219inile ce necesitau c\u00e2te-o strung\u0103rire, o alezare&#8230; \u0219i creaser\u0103 o dolie ciudat\u0103, cu o cotire la 90 de grade, cu o pant\u0103 insuficient\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd loc s\u0103 se str\u00e2ng\u0103 apa \u0219i s\u0103 nu se duc\u0103 acolo unde i se sorocise s\u0103 cad\u0103. Unde b\u0103lte\u0219te apa, este imposibil s\u0103 nu se infiltreze pe la fal\u021buri. Lor le d\u0103dusem prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2te-o lipitur\u0103. Mai greu a fost s\u0103 g\u0103sim solu\u021bia optim\u0103 de \u00eembinare a tablei obi\u0219nuite cu \u021bigla metalic\u0103 dorit\u0103 de beneficiari. Cum era de a\u0219teptat, n-am reu\u0219it s\u0103 particip la toat\u0103 t\u0103r\u0103\u0219enia care a avut nevoie \u0219i de o bordur\u0103-fronton, dar executat\u0103 manual. Telefonul de serviciu \u00eencepuse s\u0103 sune&#8230; agasant. Era-n 2017. Anul \u00eent\u00e2i, jum\u0103tatea a doua, de munc\u0103 la ,,st\u0103p\u00e2nire\u201d. Ordine, imperative, ,,nu exist\u0103 nu se poate\u201d. <strong>Aistora<\/strong> le-am purtat mereu s\u00e2mbetele, fiindc\u0103 dup\u0103 48 de ani de libertate \u0219i autodeterminare, r\u0103i, buni, grei \u0219i u\u0219ori, nu puteam \u00een c\u00e2teva luni s\u0103 le accept f\u0103r\u0103 cr\u00e2cnire, trecusem deja prin traumele lipsirii de calitatea uman\u0103 \u00een armat\u0103 \u0219i nu aveam s\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eentorc vreodat\u0103 la ele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eugen. 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