{"id":18235,"date":"2022-06-04T22:40:21","date_gmt":"2022-06-04T19:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18235"},"modified":"2022-06-04T22:40:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-04T19:40:21","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajutaje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18235","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajutaje"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Ploaia, sperietoarea universal\u0103.<br \/>\n         Ea m-a disperat. De fiecare dat\u0103, dar acas\u0103 la mine. Pentru ceilal\u021bi&#8230;. Lunile cu cele mai sigure precipita\u021bii: mai \u0219i \u00een special iunie. Cam c\u00e2nd se g\u00e2ndesc oamenii s\u0103 cl\u0103deasc\u0103 serios. \u0218i c\u00e2nd, speria\u021bi, trag de tinichigii s\u0103 le rezolve&#8230;. Ni\u0219te t\u00e2mpenii ce nu folosesc nim\u0103nui. Material stricat inutil, design de pe vremurile trecute ale comunismului, probabilitate de 90% c\u0103 se va infiltra apa. A\u0219ezarea garajului, destul de aproape de cas\u0103, \u00eempiedic\u0103 ocheadele vecine, dar nici ale tale nu stau mai bine, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd se pironesc \u00een&#8230;. Interiorul acoperi\u0219ului a fost g\u00e2ndit ca o albie cu o latur\u0103 deschis\u0103. Iar \u00een albie se str\u00e2nge&#8230; ap\u0103. C\u0103ci de-ar fi construit vechiul proprietar dup\u0103 normele de siguran\u021b\u0103, chiar \u0219i pe acel model inexplicabil, \u0219ansele de picaj pluvial \u00een\u0103untru s-ar fi redus considerabil. Pentru cine nu \u0219tie cam ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 un astfel de proiect&#8230;. Constituirea doliei, din ce se g\u0103se\u0219te pe pia\u021ba, doi pe unu per tabl\u0103, \u0219ase lungime de acoperit \u0219i-o ridic\u0103tur\u0103 \u00een cap\u0103t. \u00cembin\u0103ri normale prin fal\u021b. De aici \u0219i problemele. <strong>Aiestor<\/strong> deficien\u021be ni\u021bele <strong>ajut\u0103ri<\/strong> \u00eentru \u00eendreptare, <strong>ajustaj<\/strong> prin recioc\u0103nire, prin lipire acolo unde apei \u00eei vine de adun\u0103tur\u0103, pe mijloc. Cu vreo dou\u0103 jgheaburi, inclusiv pe gardul vecin de cas\u0103, unde rom\u00e2nului \u00eei place s\u0103 se v\u00e2re spre a nu pierde pre\u021bio\u0219i centimetri, cu \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00e2teva burlane, am dat m\u00e2na de final cu Nelu.<br \/>\n         Dac\u0103 m-a\u0219 fi luat dup\u0103 to\u021bi nebunii&#8230;. M-au mai salvat c\u00e2nt\u0103rile. Ce era \u0219i la strungar&#8230;. (Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un articole\u021b &#8211; urm\u0103torul &#8211;  \u0219i o zi, am prins ideea termina\u021biei: an. Apoi un afix, dou\u0103: brez, prez. \u0218i c\u00e2teva zeci de cronologiz\u0103ri \u00eentre ele. La final porumbelul. Alb, sigur: Her\u021ban. Nume la care Cristi s-a blocat azi, la finele lui Mai.) Un \u021bu\u021bui la un col\u021b, acolo unde me\u0219terii ridic\u0103tori de ziduri au propus proprietarilor &#8211; tot din urm\u0103, dintre p\u0103rin\u021bii oale \u0219i ulcele &#8211; o intrare ,,monumental\u0103\u201d pentru oaspe\u021bi, un hol semirotund unde, ca la mai toate replicile, abia dac\u0103 avea loc unul s\u0103 intre pe u\u0219\u0103 cu grij\u0103, s\u0103 se descal\u021be de-a-npicioarelea, s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103 la deschiderea celei din ,,sufragerie\u201d&#8230;. Observa\u021bie de pe spatele acoperi\u0219ului, el propus pentru re\u00eennoire, dimpreun\u0103 cu mai actuala prelungire, specific\u0103 \u0219i necesar\u0103 dup\u0103 seria de <strong>aiur\u0103ri <\/strong>puse la comun ale ,,c\u0103r\u0103midarilor\u201d \u0219i beneficiarului, unii ca s\u0103 se dea \u00een stamb\u0103 c\u0103 sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 fac\u0103, cel\u0103lalt c\u0103 a f\u0103cut \u0219i-i de laud\u0103 printre vecinii de fund\u0103tur\u0103. Cartoane ,,despieli\u021bate\u201d, sc\u00e2nduri ,,remontate\u201d cu cuie de 7 \u0219i tabla nou\u021b\u0103 \u00een\u0219irat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Plictisitor sau nu, cui \u00eei pas\u0103?<br \/>\n        Doroban\u021bi \u0219i invariabila posibilitate de a nimeri la&#8230; \u021bigani. Deh, oameni \u0219i ei, nu pe placul meu, dar \u00eeng\u0103dui\u021bi uneori de tata. Se-nmuia \u0219i la r\u00e2ndu-i ne ,,sensibiliza\u201d cu nelipsita, uneori, zi f\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig de bani pentru existen\u021ba de m\u00e2ine. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, g\u0103sesc totu\u0219i acel strop de fascina\u021bie \u00een returnarea la vremurile din urm\u0103. Descop\u0103r \u00eenc\u0103 lucruri neb\u0103nuite. Chiar acum, la intersec\u021bia amintitei str\u0103zi cu fund\u0103tura Plutonier Dogeanu &#8211; \u00een sine un nume inedit, de\u0219i m\u0103 laud c\u0103 \u0219tiu ora\u0219ul bine &#8211; \u00eemi <strong>ajustez<\/strong> harta, reg\u0103sesc&#8230;. Da\u2019 orb am fost, s\u0103 nu-mi dau seama c\u0103 imobilul unde o v\u0103zusem pe baba Lupu, vechea femeie de serviciu de la Casa Armatei, era acela\u0219i cu al lui nea&#8230;. Na, iar i-am uitat numele. \u0218i nu este extraordinar ca venind, virtual, dinspre fostul \u0219trand or\u0103\u0219enesc, s\u0103 vezi instantaneele casei a\u0219a cum mi-o amintesc, cu copaci umbro\u0219i \u00een curte \u0219i din sens opus s-o g\u0103se\u0219ti pe cealalt\u0103 pref\u0103cut\u0103, \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ploaia, sperietoarea universal\u0103. Ea m-a disperat. De fiecare dat\u0103, dar acas\u0103 la mine. Pentru ceilal\u021bi&#8230;. 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