{"id":18206,"date":"2022-05-31T12:24:46","date_gmt":"2022-05-31T09:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18206"},"modified":"2022-05-31T12:24:46","modified_gmt":"2022-05-31T09:24:46","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ahtiaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18206","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ahtiaz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     Coabitare, ne coabitare&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Nelu le-a suportat vecin\u0103tatea \u0219i din pricina zidurilor inexpugnabile, \u0219i din a por\u021bilor uria\u0219e montate \u00een cap\u0103tul drumului ce se oprea exact \u00een ele. Astfel c\u0103 nu ni se puteau \u00eempotrivi c\u00e2nd am cerut acces la cele trei sferturi de parte a acoperi\u0219ului din spate. Fiul Ionic\u0103i de la B\u0103l\u0103ceanu, z\u00e2mb\u0103re\u021b, ne-a <strong>aieptat<\/strong> pe unde \u0219i cum. Apoi ne-am scurtat c\u0103r\u0103rile cum am \u0219tiut mai bine: o scar\u0103 dincolo de gard, alta \u00een\u0103untru. Dup\u0103 tot aranjamentul din preambul, ne-am pus la <strong>ajustat<\/strong> fiecare c\u0103prior. La primul am ra\u0219chetat cu drujba lambriul ie\u0219it vreo patru centimetri peste nivelul lui. Urm\u0103torii&#8230;. Tocmai c\u0103 primul avea concavu-n vintre \u0219i a necesitat o \u0219mecherie: un adaos pe l\u00e2ng\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 o aliniere perfect\u0103 e de domeniul imposibilului. Nu aveam cum realiza p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd n-am prins primul r\u00e2nd de sc\u00e2nduri, primul tronson de patru metri. Cl\u0103direa \u00ee\u0219i restr\u00e2ngea l\u0103\u021bimea \u0219i <strong>ajungea<\/strong> cu doi metri mai mic\u0103, acoperi\u0219ul torsion\u00e2ndu-se. ,,Pomana\u201d oferit\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 &#8211; panta agreabil\u0103 \u0219i lin\u0103 &#8211; se transforma \u00een supliciu \u0219i nesiguran\u021b\u0103 \u00een zona opus\u0103. Un fel de stai dac\u0103 po\u021bi. \u0218i-am stat. \u0218i ne-am copt. \u0218i al\u021bii. \u00centr-o doar\u0103 ne-am aruncat privirile c\u0103tre casa vecin\u0103, vizibil\u0103 cu totul. Gardul de plas\u0103, cu ochiurile ,,belite\u201d \u0219i la unul \u0219i la altul, mai c\u0103 nu se observa, mai ales de la distan\u021b\u0103. De aceea n-a putut ascunde p\u0103l\u0103l\u0103ile de foc ce se st\u00e2rniser\u0103 exact \u00een fa\u021ba casei vecinului, aproape de col\u021bul ei, sub un cazan. Nebunie de oameni du\u0219i la culcare, cu focul sub \u021buica \u00een facere. Am s\u0103rit, ne-am trezit <strong>ag\u0103\u021ba\u021bi<\/strong> de s\u00e2rma ghimpat\u0103, \u00een\u021bepa\u021bi, precum masa <strong>aheean\u0103<\/strong> la Troia, am f\u0103cut un cordon viu de la ci\u0219mea, am umplut g\u0103le\u021bile \u0219i le-am desc\u0103rcat cum am \u0219tiut p\u00e2n\u0103 au sosit pompierii. P\u00e2n\u0103 a ie\u0219it proprietarul, buimac, incendiul fusese stins. ,,Ce, cum&#8230;\u201d le-a adresat nedumeririle sale, <strong>aiur\u00e2nd<\/strong>&#8230;. ,,M\u0103 nene, ardea\u021bi ca \u0219obolanii-n cas\u0103 \u0219i lua foc \u0219i Nelu, \u0219i nea strungarul de la Igo!&#8230;\u201d. \u0218i-am mai pus \u00een minte c\u0103 poate Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 ,,<strong>ajuneze<\/strong>\u201d de at\u00e2ta popula\u021bie \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 \u0219i prin <strong>ajururi<\/strong>, deh, ale plasei ochiuri, se puteau strecura spre Fl\u0103m\u00e2nda c\u00e2teva limbi de foc s\u0103-i cam piar\u0103 s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba&#8230;. S-a limpezit totu\u0219i atmosfera, de\u0219i a persistat c\u00e2teva zile damful de arsur\u0103, r\u0103zle\u021bit de v\u00e2nt \u00een toate direc\u021biile, <strong>aiestei<\/strong> na\u021bii neating\u00e2ndu-i-se niciun strop de adn, numai nou\u0103 mirosul, prefer\u00e2nd fumul \u00een detrimentul miasmelor de fecale \u0219i mucegai ce aveau liber\u0103 trecere de dincolo de garduri. Am terminat. Depozitul de biciclete \u0219i butelii a devenit sigur dup\u0103 \u00eencheierile lateralelor, ale crestei. <strong>Ajunsul<\/strong> la final nepun\u00e2nd cap\u0103t vizitelor de lucru. La intrarea principal\u0103 ne a\u0219tepta \u00eenc\u0103 o provocare, \u00eenc\u0103 o serie de remedii, un <strong>ajustaj<\/strong> general acoperi\u0219ului de garaj. ,,<strong>Ajuta\u021bi<\/strong>-m\u0103, fra\u021bilor, c\u0103 m\u0103 plou\u0103. A\u021bi v\u0103zut, v-am ar\u0103tat \u0219i \u00een spate, la depozit, mi-a\u021bi acoperit \u0219i WC-ul. Nu m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi!\u201d Cum numai o asemenea gazd\u0103 putea s\u0103 <strong>ahtieze<\/strong> dup\u0103 prezen\u021ba noastr\u0103 pe b\u0103t\u0103tura-i, refuzul ar fi venit ca o leuc\u0103-n cap. Nu simpl\u0103 dolean\u021ba, dar ce lucrare ni s-a propus care s\u0103 fi fost foarte pu\u021bin solicitant\u0103? Niciuna. Garajul&#8230;. Un paralelipiped regulat p\u00e2n\u0103 la acoperi\u0219. Acoperi\u0219ul&#8230; o ciud\u0103\u021benie, dat\u0103 fiind utilitatea construc\u021biei: ad\u0103post pentru ma\u0219in\u0103. \u0218i, cum povesteam, cel pu\u021bin \u00een ziua de vizit\u0103 pentru nunt\u0103 sau chiar \u00eenainte &#8211; graviteaz\u0103 c\u00e2teva planete r\u0103zle\u021be prin universul cerebral, la fel de nedescoperite ca mult a\u0219teptatul ,,p\u0103m\u00e2nt\u201d de dincolo de Pluto -, atelier pentru mici comenzi de mobil\u0103 &#8211; mici dintr-o singur\u0103 privire: cantul se lipea \u00eenc\u0103 sub c\u0103ldura fierului de c\u0103lcat. Revenind, trei p\u0103r\u021bi abrupte m\u0103rgineau fa\u021ba \u0219i cele dou\u0103 laterale. De la o p\u0103trime de lungime de la u\u0219ile de acces, dulgherul <strong>aiurase<\/strong>. Respectase modelul laturilor descrise&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coabitare, ne coabitare&#8230;. Nelu le-a suportat vecin\u0103tatea \u0219i din pricina zidurilor inexpugnabile, \u0219i din a por\u021bilor uria\u0219e montate \u00een cap\u0103tul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18206"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18207,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18206\/revisions\/18207"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}