{"id":18186,"date":"2022-05-29T21:02:02","date_gmt":"2022-05-29T18:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18186"},"modified":"2022-05-29T21:02:02","modified_gmt":"2022-05-29T18:02:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-pozitia-focala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18186","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Po(z)i\u021bia (f)ocal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 mai 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         A\u0219 \u00eencepe, dac\u0103-mi permite\u021bi, cu regretul regresiei feminine din ultimii ani, de fapt cu o revenire la carcasa maternal\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenjur\u0103turile s-au \u00eentors la ob\u00e2r\u0219ii, dup\u0103 fulminanta imixtiune \u00een complexul b\u0103rb\u0103tesc: ,,Zoe, fii femeie!\u201d.<br \/>\n         Actora\u0219ul prim ucrainean ofer\u0103 solu\u021bii, ofer\u0103 modele, ofer\u0103&#8230;. Dar am \u00een\u021beles, se ofer\u0103 pe sine de tipar pe toate planurile, chiar uz\u00e2nd de celebritatea \u00eenceputului de secol trecut. De zis zice c\u0103 un Chaplin ar fi necesar unor astfel de timpuri, \u00eens\u0103 voalat se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 joace rolul principal. B\u0103ie\u021bic\u0103, au mai fost \u0219i al\u021bii \u0219i le-a pierit s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba.<br \/>\n        Nici la b\u0103rule\u021bele prin care ne adun\u0103m de-o citire unul altuia c\u00e2te-o rim\u0103 sau un vers alb nu vine nimeni, nici la Academia Rom\u00e2n\u0103 nu se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc litera\u021bii s\u0103-\u0219i mai spele ochii \u0219i cu alte fe\u021be. Provinciale.<br \/>\n        Luasem de pozitiv\u0103 postarea Antenei cu Ponta la c\u00e2rma nemul\u021bumirii eurovisionistice, \u00eens\u0103 mi-a str\u0103fulgerat impresia contrar\u0103. Aici nu e vorba c\u0103 votezi cu ,,fra\u021bii\u201d, nici de credulitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 catalogat\u0103 franc prostie, nici de vreun \u0219tirist care-l d\u0103 viabil pe Putin la Summit c\u00e2nd el ,,z\u0103cea\u201d pe patul de spital, ci de esen\u021ba degradat\u0103 \u0219i diluat\u0103 a concursului. Cum oameni poten\u021bi muzical sunt declasa\u021bi de dansatori, actori, scriitori, travesti\u021bi, \u00eenchipui\u021bi sau afilia\u021bi la ,,valorile\u201d schimb\u0103rilor sexuale&#8230;. Cu p\u0103rere de r\u0103u, bre&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Bine, \u0219i la noi abund\u0103 ,,mili\u021biile\u201d de fac\u021biuni. Locale, de proximitate, municipal\u0103&#8230;. Totu\u0219i&#8230;. C\u00e2nd o \u021bar\u0103 declarat\u0103 civilizat\u0103 de\u021bine un soi de armat\u0103 paralel\u0103, un soi de Legiune francez\u0103, e clar, vorbim despre mercenariat, nu despre o organizare structural\u0103 fundamental\u0103 de ap\u0103rare. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, regimentul Azov r\u0103m\u00e2ne ceea ce este&#8230;.<br \/>\n         P\u0103i s\u0103 dispar\u0103 \u0219i b\u0103ncile, \u0219i profesorii, \u0219i \u0219coala. Tabla, buretele, creta, caietul \u0219i foaia de h\u00e2rtie pentru extemporal deja sunt duse pe apa cas\u0103rii. Nu se mai vrea \u0219i cu asta basta. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea reform\u0103ri suntem tot \u00een anul dinaintea Cuzei: pro\u0219ti &#8211; am ciupit tot de la Ponta &#8211; \u0219i fuduli. Puturo\u0219i nu mai vorbesc.<br \/>\n        Dar eu m\u0103 observ cum abia mai pot lega dou\u0103 litere de m\u00e2n\u0103 din cauza trecerii de ani buni la literele mari de tipar.<br \/>\n        Tata jurnalist, fiica muzicant\u0103. M\u00e2ndrie&#8230;. Zice-se&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Bun. Nu e nicio statistic\u0103 de natur\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 neam l\u00e2ng\u0103 neam prin institu\u021biile publice. \u0218i dac-am avea-o, la ce ar folosi? Se concediaz\u0103 unul, mai mul\u021bi, to\u021bi din \u00eencreng\u0103tura filiatic\u0103? Se asaneaz\u0103 sistemul? De care chestiuni?<br \/>\n        Mo\u0219 Baiden, acu \u021bi-ai dat seama de complic\u0103ciunea r\u0103zboiului? Abia acum ai realizat c\u0103 nimeni, nici m\u0103car Sua nu este preg\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 pu\u0219te?<br \/>\n        \u0218i eu sunt t\u00e2n\u0103r. La 50 de ani plus m\u0103 simt ca la minim 25. Dar, s\u0103 pui o poz\u0103 cu ni\u0219te hoa\u0219te b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u0219i s\u0103 le prezin\u021bi ca pe \u0103i de-\u0219i f\u0103cur\u0103 acum c\u00e2teva zile majoratul&#8230;. Nea Tudore, \u0103ia de zici c\u0103 vor s\u0103 puie m\u00e2na pe arme \u0219i s\u0103 se antreneze din proprie ini\u021biativ\u0103 au cam vizionat filme americane, m\u0103car pe \u0103la cu Demi Moore &#8211; c\u0103 v\u0103z \u0219i-o b\u0103b\u0103tie feminin\u0103 printre elementele crude &#8211; \u0219i se cam cred ucraineano-azovieni. Cam a\u0219a arat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 mai 2022 A\u0219 \u00eencepe, dac\u0103-mi permite\u021bi, cu regretul regresiei feminine din ultimii ani, de fapt cu o revenire la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18187,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18186\/revisions\/18187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}