{"id":18127,"date":"2022-05-24T11:34:54","date_gmt":"2022-05-24T08:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18127"},"modified":"2022-05-24T11:38:09","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T08:38:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agreasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18127","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agrea\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Ce f\u0103cu\u0219i, nene, acilea?<br \/>\n     De s\u0103rb\u0103torile de iarn\u0103 cine crede\u021bi c\u0103 sun\u0103? Exact, Pl\u0103p\u0103mioar\u0103! Ur\u0103ri de bine, de s\u0103n\u0103tate, de toate pentru toat\u0103 familia C\u0103lin. Unii ar lua un astfel de tip drept admonestator, cu un soi de agresiune de curte. \u0218i mult timp de-alde el am ocolit. <strong>Ajunsei<\/strong> s\u0103 nu le r\u0103spund la telefoane, pe strad\u0103 treceam pe partea cealalt\u0103, doar-doar nu le picam \u00een aten\u021bie \u0219i nu apucau s\u0103 m\u0103 abordeze. Cum te mai aga\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2te un necunoscut \u00een virtutea unei banale apropieri de facto. \u00cemi permit, fiindc\u0103 traseul meu zilnic &#8211; except\u00e2nd zilele de autoizolare la domiciliu &#8211; nu s-a schimbat mai deloc, s\u0103 revin cu ideea c\u0103 jum\u0103tate dintre exhib\u0103rile prin scriere se datoreaz\u0103 celor patru\/opt minute parcurse \u00eentre cas\u0103 \u0219i serviciu\/atelier. Fracturate\/lungite de opriri, leneviri de pas sau iu\u021biri. Cu pleiada de posibilit\u0103\u021bi \u00eentru realizarea lor. Este suficient\u0103 o \u00eentrebare, un r\u0103spuns, o cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 ce se prinde-n jocul scurt al lor \u0219i un martor chitit s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenceap\u0103 peror\u0103rile destinate Pie\u021bei mai devreme cu un sfert de ceas. <strong>Aisteia<\/strong>, cuno\u0219tin\u021bei, dup\u0103 obiceiul matinal de a \u00eencerca s\u0103 nu prelungeasc\u0103 dogma preo\u021beasc\u0103, <strong>ajun\u00e2nd<\/strong> dincolo de vineri \u0219i posturile ortodoxe, i-am adresat, ,,pup\u00e2ndu-ne\u201d la col\u021bul gardului dintre \u0218tefan cel Mare \u0219i Lalelelor &#8211; alt\u0103 bazaconie veche municipal\u0103, acolo se termin\u0103 Tudor Vladimirescu, inexplicabil; normalitatea i-ar fi pus stavil\u0103 la bustul lui Alexandru Vlahu\u021b\u0103 (de apreciat totu\u0219i uzul numelor mari \u00een acel nod stradal, Eminescu le completeaz\u0103 magistral, iar Amurgului duce cu g\u00e2ndul la incursiunile poetice ale <strong>aistuia<\/strong>) -, ce mai, am dat nas \u00een nas, a \u021b\u00e2\u0219nit ,,Tot la pl\u0103cinte?\u201d \u0219i a replicat cu ,,La pl\u0103cinte, \u00eenainte!\u201d. Drept este c\u0103 destina\u021bia, dup\u0103 ce a schimbat direc\u021bia de mers perpendicular, era \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 pe dreapta. Un pas &#8211; nesigur de fiecare dat\u0103, traversarea \u0218tefanului e la ghici, nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 ce temerar \u021bi se va ,,a\u0219terne\u201d la picioare (i te vei a\u0219terne sub spoilerul frontal) -, un alt r\u0103spuns complementar, pus sub semnele suspensiei, cules \u0219i adnotat: ,,La r\u0103zboi&#8230;\u201d &#8211; de actualitate -, zice ,,neamicul\u201d, spun ,,Tot \u00eenainte!\u201d. Cu schimbul de relevan\u021be de moment, \u00eentr-o caden\u021b\u0103 de mers ponderat\u0103, cu un singur furt de privire a interlocutorului, \u00eencheiate cu o sintagm\u0103 de final percutant\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 putin\u021b\u0103 de replic\u0103. \u00cenainte spre serviciu, relu\u00e2nd a tempo agogica abandonat\u0103 \u00een ritardando. Dup\u0103 nici treizeci de metri m\u0103 trezesc <strong>ag\u0103\u021b\u00e2nd<\/strong> provocarea de a-l ajunge pe Dorin L\u0103m\u00e2i\u021b\u0103, ce tocmai p\u0103r\u0103sise casa defunctului tat\u0103, \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103-l voi ajunge p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 intru \u00een Centrul Cultural, s\u0103-l \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2t. \u0218tiam invariabilul r\u0103spuns frazeologic: ,,Da\u2019 ce m\u0103, nu tot acolo ajung, la ce s\u0103 m\u0103 gr\u0103besc?\u201d.<br \/>\n          Din mijlocul anilor de tinichigerie o dovad\u0103 contrar\u0103 molcomelii lui Dorin. Era &#8211; \u0219i este &#8211; musai s\u0103 accelerezi opera\u021biunile pe care le-ai angajat p\u00e2n\u0103 la produsul finit. De-ar fi fost dup\u0103 el, am fi ,,huzurit\u201d la Nelu Pl\u0103p\u0103mioar\u0103, lungind cele \u0219apte zile de lucru efectiv la trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, doar fiindc\u0103 nu ne zorea nimeni. \u00cens\u0103, asta a fost lucrarea a doua. Prima a avut ca scop refacerea pluvialei de la casa fiicei, \u00een linie cu cea ,,p\u0103rinteasc\u0103\u201d, dar la distan\u021ba \u00eenaintat\u0103 anterior, \u00een dosul cur\u021bii, ridicat\u0103 pe un pov\u00e2rni\u0219, a\u0219a cum, dac\u0103 a\u021bi avut curiozitatea s\u0103 intra\u021bi \u00een Fl\u0103m\u00e2nda, cartierul, terenul urc\u0103, mai domol dec\u00e2t pe strada 9 Mai. \u00cen spiritul ,,bunei\u201d vecin\u0103t\u0103\u021bi, spatele casei, pe lungime, trebuia \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit, \u00een conformitate cu cei 60 de centimetri legali p\u00e2n\u0103 la hotar. C\u0103 iese strea\u0219ina \u00eenc\u0103 cincizeci, e un ,,abuz\u201d acceptabil. <strong>Aiureli<\/strong> legislative. Nelipsi\u021bii pomi fructiferi ai vecinului, gardul cu modele ,,<strong>ajurate<\/strong>\u201d &#8211; plas\u0103 ordinar\u0103, ,,\u00eentins\u0103\u201d pentru delimitare -, deformat, incomod. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce f\u0103cu\u0219i, nene, acilea? De s\u0103rb\u0103torile de iarn\u0103 cine crede\u021bi c\u0103 sun\u0103? Exact, Pl\u0103p\u0103mioar\u0103! 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