{"id":18115,"date":"2022-05-22T10:05:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-22T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18115"},"modified":"2022-05-22T10:05:00","modified_gmt":"2022-05-22T07:05:00","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-minune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18115","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Minune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Minune<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Azi, v\u00e2ntul s-a \u00eente\u021bit<br \/>\n\u0219i a suflat cu \u00eenver\u0219unare<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 soarele i-a \u00eenc\u0103lzit<br \/>\npe cei ce au mers la votare!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen sec\u021bii, a fost organizare<br \/>\nde la intrare p\u00e2n\u0103 la ie\u0219ire,<br \/>\nerau \u0219i solu\u021bii de dezinfectare<br \/>\n\u0219i aparatul acela de citire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i to\u021bi aveau pe fa\u021b\u0103 masc\u0103,<br \/>\nunii, o aveau \u0219i \u00een buletine,<br \/>\nprobabil ca s\u0103 nu-i recunoasc\u0103<br \/>\nvreunii cet\u0103\u021beni de bine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, unde e acea minune?<br \/>\ncu ner\u0103bdare v\u0103-ntreba\u021bi&#8230;<br \/>\nIar eu o s\u0103 r\u0103spund, pe bune!<br \/>\nAve\u021bi r\u0103bdare \u0219i-o s\u0103 afla\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Minunea este, dragii mei,<br \/>\nc\u0103 tocma-n ziua cu votarea<br \/>\n\u00een toat\u0103 \u021bara, pe \u00eentinsul ei,<br \/>\nbrusc, a sc\u0103zut \u0219i infectarea!<\/p>\n<p>S-au raportat sc\u0103deri \u00een mas\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i risc redus de-mboln\u0103vire<br \/>\na celor care ies acum din cas\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i merg la vot cu-nsufle\u021bire!<\/p>\n<p>Nici Orban, Arafat \u0219i nici Rafila<br \/>\nn-au reu\u0219it s\u0103 mai avertizeze<br \/>\npe cei care vor folosi \u0219tampila<br \/>\nc\u0103 pot \u0219i s\u0103 se infecteze&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chiar \u00eensu\u0219i Marele COVID,<br \/>\npare c-a luat o mic\u0103 pauz\u0103<br \/>\npentru ca azi, oricare individ<br \/>\ns\u0103 lupte pentru-o cauz\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i virusul, \u00eencet \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103,<br \/>\na\u0219teapt\u0103 calm acel moment<br \/>\ns\u0103-\u0219i vad\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i de-a lui treab\u0103<br \/>\ndup\u0103 acest eveniment&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De unde eu, cu mintea mea,<br \/>\ncred c\u0103 \u0219i ditai pandemia<br \/>\nse d\u0103 deoparte dac\u0103 lumea vrea<br \/>\ncu orice pre\u021b, democra\u021bia!<\/p>\n<p>La dracu`, cu at\u00e2tea norme,<br \/>\ncu virusul \u0219i cu at\u00e2ta fric\u0103!<br \/>\nIat\u0103, se vor g\u0103si at\u00e2tea forme,<br \/>\ns\u0103 te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219ti, la o adic\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ca \u0219i cum n-am v\u0103zut tot,<br \/>\nce ochii no\u0219tri pot s\u0103 vad\u0103,<br \/>\nvedem cum, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i la vot<br \/>\ntrebuie s\u0103 st\u0103m la coad\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Dar asta n-ar mai fi nimic,<br \/>\ndac\u0103 \u0219i domnii candida\u021bi<br \/>\nar fi mai con\u0219tien\u021bi un pic<br \/>\nc\u0103 sunt de noi vota\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minune Azi, v\u00e2ntul s-a \u00eente\u021bit \u0219i a suflat cu \u00eenver\u0219unare \u00eens\u0103 soarele i-a \u00eenc\u0103lzit pe cei ce au mers 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