{"id":18090,"date":"2022-05-19T19:49:49","date_gmt":"2022-05-19T16:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18090"},"modified":"2022-05-19T19:49:49","modified_gmt":"2022-05-19T16:49:49","slug":"brigada-diverse-rob-naiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18090","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ro(b) (n)aiv"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11 mai 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Mai u\u0219or cu 100, 1.000 de ani ca s\u0103 ajungem din urm\u0103 nu-\u0219 ce \u021bar\u0103. S-a dus diferen\u021ba aceea, num\u0103rul lui Brucan. De\u021binem oameni de\u0219tep\u021bi, utilizatori de tehnologie mai destupa\u021bi dec\u00e2t foarte mul\u021bi prin lume, ba\u0219ca o disponibilitate \u0219i o dexteritate de a trece de la o meserie la alta, de la o aplica\u021bie la alta cum nu se vede pe nic\u0103ieri prin lume. Deci, ia mai las\u0103-ne, fr\u0103\u021bioare, cu lenea, cu 5.000 de lei ofert\u0103 de nerefuzat pentru \u0219oferia la autostr\u0103zi, treci de urgen\u021b\u0103 la cuantumul salariilor europene, la 12.000-15.000 de lei \u0219i mai vorbim dup\u0103 despre cine este mai destupat la minte \u0219i cine nu.<br \/>\n        Se vor trezi din marasmul capitalisto-princiar \u0219i englezii. C\u00e2nd ai asemenea ,,siri\u201d prim-mini\u0219tri, lejeri, argumentativi la interpel\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 se pierde esen\u021ba \u00eentreb\u0103rii, te duci \u0219i-i bagi m\u00e2na \u00een g\u00e2t \u0219i mi \u021bi-l pui \u00een locul pensionarei determinat\u0103 de sine s\u0103 se pun\u0103 pe drumuri ca s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103. Vii cu o prim\u0103 ofert\u0103 de ipotez\u0103 la stadiul actual, ,,&#8230; fiecare s\u0103 aleag\u0103 pe ce-\u0219i cheltuie\u0219te banii&#8230;\u201d, ca la a doua s\u0103 spore\u0219ti bestialitatea situa\u021biei critice a septuagenarei, spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ai introdus un program de c\u0103l\u0103torii gratuite. Ui\u021bi c\u0103 ai l\u0103sat pre\u021bul energiei s\u0103 creasc\u0103 de \u0219apte ori, \u00eens\u0103 nu te cramponezi de faptul c\u0103 b\u0103bu\u021ba englezoaic\u0103 a ales s\u0103 circule toat\u0103 ziua cu autobuzul ca s\u0103 nu pl\u0103teasc\u0103 mai mult de cele 85 de lire &#8211; de la 17 &#8211; la \u00eenc\u0103lzire pe lun\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 cumpere de la supermarket noaptea c\u00e2nd se fac reduceri. Da&#8217; \u0219tiu de ce faci a\u0219a, Boris. Ai \u00eenmul\u021bit cu patru pensioara social\u0103 de 170 de lire pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ai sc\u0103zut cele 85 de lire, ai mai sc\u0103zut \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 200 la m\u00e2ncare \u0219i \u021bi-a dat cu plus.<br \/>\n         I love it. M\u0103 topesc dup\u0103 pleonasme: ,,curcubeu&#8230; multicolor&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n        De la ultima interpelare s-a mai \u0219mecherit. ,,Cere\u201d Ucraina, pas\u0103-mi-te. Ce \u0219i cui, pare c\u0103 import\u0103 destul de pu\u021bin. Nu medicii (cu sau) f\u0103r\u0103 frontiere pot scoate militari dintr-o \u00eencercuire, ci acela care i-a trimis acolo, la fel de st\u0103p\u00e2n pe sine ca Putin, la fel de arogant \u0219i desigur cu lips\u0103 la inim\u0103 de afec\u021biune fa\u021b\u0103 de semeni.<br \/>\n        Nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi c\u0103 americanii au fost eliberatorii de nazism ai Europei, vor mai fi fost eroi \u0219i na\u021bii, chiar dac\u0103 naive, care, \u00een ,,a\u0219teptarea\u201d salv\u0103rii, au mai dat ici-colo c\u00e2te-un tun \u00een turba\u021bii de nem\u021bi, cop\u021bi de ur\u0103 dup\u0103 primul r\u0103zboi mondial. L\u0103sa\u021bi-v\u0103 du\u0219i de aceast\u0103 impresie \u0219i-n privin\u021ba Ucrainei.<br \/>\n      Vedeam \u00een Orban, ungarul de pr\u0103sil\u0103 omului ne\u00eengr\u0103dit de tratatele \u0219i voin\u021ba Europei. Sper s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a, s\u0103 nu dea satisfac\u021bie p\u0103r\u0103sirii energiilor conven\u021bionale cum am f\u0103cut noi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipim.<br \/>\n     O a\u0219a p\u0103rere macronian\u0103 m\u0103 pune pe g\u00e2nduri. S\u0103 se fi metamorfozat din Le Pen? C\u0103ci numai ea ar fi putut fi at\u00e2t de ferm\u0103 \u0219i previzibil\u0103 \u00een privin\u021ba Ucrainei. Cic\u0103 nici \u00een zece ani n-o s\u0103 pupe Zelenski \u00eenscriere \u00eentre statele Uniunii.<br \/>\n      \u021a\u0103rile fierb \u0219i babelor jurnalistice le arde de cravata lui Putin, nelini\u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu-i \u0219tiu pre\u021bul de achizi\u021bie.<br \/>\n        Dup-o vodc\u0103 un copil. Ce mai conteaz\u0103 v\u00e2rsta?<br \/>\n      Iote colea neam\u021b cu mintea pe um\u0103r. Olaf este vehement \u0219i de aceea nu \u00eenchide orice i se serve\u0219te, nu face ce i se cere. \u0218tim noi \u0219i cine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 mai 2022 Mai u\u0219or cu 100, 1.000 de ani ca s\u0103 ajungem din urm\u0103 nu-\u0219 ce \u021bar\u0103. 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