{"id":18062,"date":"2022-05-15T21:55:06","date_gmt":"2022-05-15T18:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18062"},"modified":"2022-05-15T21:55:06","modified_gmt":"2022-05-15T18:55:06","slug":"brigada-diverse-stere-e-legal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18062","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ste(r)e (e) (l)egal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4, 9 mai 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        La un moment dat mai mor \u0219i dictatorii, se mai fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00eempotriv\u0103 vreun slujnicel sau pur \u0219i simplu r\u0103zboiul plictise\u0219te. Mai merge \u0219i soldatul la culcare, la o \u021buic\u0103 ori la vreo m\u00e2ndr\u0103. \u00cei reamintesc lui Zelenski despre sf\u00e2r\u0219itul marilor campanii de cucerire.<br \/>\n        Mai tinerii persiflan\u021bi. Cum \u0219i Gates a fost la via\u021ba lui, cum \u0219i Musk \u00ee\u0219i \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te mu\u0219chii acu. \u0218i al\u021bii. Deh, \u00eenainte era suficient s\u0103 faci pe unul tataie \u0219i se sim\u021bea luat peste picior. Azi glumele se \u00eentind \u00een imensitatea de posibilit\u0103\u021bi sexuale. Cum c\u0103 Bill ar fi un fel de bab\u0103 bor\u021boas\u0103 (na, nu-mi vine la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 zic b\u0103rbat gravid).<br \/>\n        Volodimir sufer\u0103 de complexul artistului neb\u0103gat \u00een seam\u0103. S-a pus pe dojenit bossul de la Onu c\u0103 s-a dus s\u0103-l vaz\u0103 pe Putin cum \u00ee\u0219i etaleaz\u0103 schemele de ,,judoka&#8221;. Ce vrei, nene, unul cu sportul, altul cu glumele&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n         Om omul. G\u00e2ndu-i st\u0103 astfel la ce i se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, la c\u00e2t \u0219tie p\u00e2n\u0103 azi. \u0218i nu ezit\u0103 s\u0103 catalogheze pe oricine dup\u0103 sine. El n-a putut str\u0103bate universul, nici extratere\u0219tri n-au avut putirin\u021ba s-o fac\u0103. Noi de prea pro\u0219ti, ei de prea de\u0219tep\u021bi. Cic\u0103 nu poate \u021bine pasul inova\u021bia cu cererea. Cerere mare, inova\u021bie ioc.<br \/>\n         \u021aar\u0103 mic\u0103 &#8211; relativ\u0103 p\u0103rere -, tancuri&#8230;. A\u0219a stau lucrurile, invers propor\u021bional, pe frontul de est: ru\u0219i mul\u021bi, tancuri pu\u021bine, ucraineni pu\u021bini, tancuri multe. N-ai zice&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Acest mic filozof, acest doctor \u00een psiho&#8230;. Zelenski se uit\u0103-n creierul adversarului \u0219i-l g\u0103se\u0219te prea curat de la sp\u0103lare.<br \/>\n        Nu prea st\u0103 bine cu mirosul pre\u0219edintele ucrainean, nu prea \u00een\u021belege ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 prime\u0219ti bani de la capitali\u0219ti. Va pricepe peste nu peste mult timp cine-i americanul \u0219i pentru ce investe\u0219te \u00een \u021bara lui.<br \/>\n        Am v\u0103zut cu ochii mei ce le poate trece femeilor prin cap. Pe cap. O nunta\u0219\u0103 \u0219i-a prins \u00een ciuf un fel de m\u0103rgele argintii. De aia nu m\u0103 mir\u0103 c\u0103 de-alde prin\u021bese \u00ee\u0219i aga\u021b\u0103 pe frunte ditai zorzonul parc\u0103 desprins de pe fa\u021bada liceului Vlahu\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        To\u021bi smeri\u021bi. To\u021bi biserico\u0219i. To\u021bi p\u0103relnici. Declam\u00e2nd ierarhiile religioase prin metoda compara\u021biei cu managementul corporatist, a\u0219a cum nu ezit\u0103 nimeni s\u0103 modeleze societatea actual\u0103 dup\u0103 acest precept. F\u0103c\u00e2nd din sfin\u021bi angaja\u021bi: sf. Gheorghe, amploiatul lui Iisus; Iisus, adjunctul prima al lui Dumnezeu.<br \/>\n        Sunt \u00eentru totul de acord, de principiu, c\u0103 e un nimic 5.000 de lei, drept remunera\u021bie. C\u0103 poate angajatorul s\u0103 ofere mai mult pentru o presta\u021bie dec\u00e2t cea actual\u0103. Doar a\u0219a s-ar mai putea drege discrepan\u021ba uria\u0219\u0103 \u00eentre costurile produselor \u0219i salariu&#8230;. Celor care consider\u0103 lene\u0219 pe cel ce refuz\u0103 s\u0103 se ofere aproape pe gratis angajatorilor, le fac o propunere: lucra\u021bi pe \u0219antier m\u0103car o zi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4, 9 mai 2022 La un moment dat mai mor \u0219i dictatorii, se mai fr\u0103m\u00e2nt\u0103 \u00eempotriv\u0103 vreun slujnicel sau pur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18062"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18063,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18062\/revisions\/18063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}