{"id":18014,"date":"2022-05-11T20:54:56","date_gmt":"2022-05-11T17:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18014"},"modified":"2022-05-11T20:55:25","modified_gmt":"2022-05-11T17:55:25","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-la-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18014","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; La mare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>La mare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pe litoralul m\u0103rii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti,<br \/>\ncea neagr\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103rat\u0103,<br \/>\nsim\u021bi cum \u00eencepi s\u0103-mb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti,<br \/>\nnu e\u0219ti ca alt\u0103dat\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Vezi c\u0103 s-a dus vremea aceea,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd \u00eenotai \u00een larg<br \/>\nca s\u0103-\u021bi impresionezi femeia<br \/>\n\u00een valuri ce se sparg&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Iar abdomenul \u00eenc\u0103 \u021bi-era plat,<br \/>\nnici nu \u0219tiai de burt\u0103<br \/>\ntot mai \u00eeno\u021bi \u00een stilul preferat<br \/>\ndar pe distan\u021b\u0103 scurt\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acuma c\u00e2nd ajungi la geamandur\u0103<br \/>\ne\u0219ti tare bucuros<br \/>\nde\u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iese sufletul pe gur\u0103,<br \/>\nte crezi victorios&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-o str\u00e2ngi cu disperare-n bra\u021be<br \/>\ncu-n sentiment profund<br \/>\nde fric\u0103, ce-\u021bi p\u0103trunde-n ma\u021be<br \/>\ns\u0103 nu te duci la fund&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, te-ntorci precum dup\u0103 o lupt\u0103<br \/>\nde pe Omaha Beach,<br \/>\ncu p\u0103rul lins \u0219i ud, cu burta supt\u0103<br \/>\n\u0219i look&#8230; ,,son of a bitch\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>\u021ai-nchipui chiar c\u0103 e\u0219ti un Aquaman,<br \/>\nprecum Jason Momoa,<br \/>\n\u0219i-n tine zace un imens vulcan<br \/>\nde genul&#8230; Krakatoa!<\/p>\n<p>O cau\u021bi pe nevast\u0103 cu privirea<br \/>\ns\u0103 savurezi momentul<br \/>\ndar ea \u00ee\u0219i savureaz\u0103 ,,rumenirea\u201d<br \/>\n\u0219i \u00ee\u021bi arunci ,,tridentul\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nici m\u0103car copilul nu remarc\u0103,<br \/>\ncu ochii-n telefon,<br \/>\na\u0219a c\u0103 ie\u0219i din valul m\u0103rii parc\u0103<br \/>\nai fi un biet&#8230; plancton.<\/p>\n<p>Prive\u0219ti \u00een gol acele exemplare,<br \/>\ndin ,,marea\u201d de anatomii,<br \/>\nadev\u0103rate bombe sexy pe picioare<br \/>\nsau mame cu copii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Unele fac topless cu neru\u0219inare,<br \/>\niar ,,jos\u201d au doar o a\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i sim\u021bi cum inima \u00ee\u021bi bate tare,<br \/>\nc\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai e\u0219ti cum erai \u0219i te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti,<br \/>\nc\u0103 via\u021ba este dur\u0103,<br \/>\nai vrea s\u0103 mai \u00eeno\u021bi \u00eens\u0103 nu reu\u0219e\u0219ti,<br \/>\nnici p\u00e2n` la geamandur\u0103&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La mare Pe litoralul m\u0103rii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, cea neagr\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103rat\u0103, sim\u021bi cum \u00eencepi s\u0103-mb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti, nu e\u0219ti ca alt\u0103dat\u0103! 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