{"id":18007,"date":"2022-05-10T19:22:21","date_gmt":"2022-05-10T16:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18007"},"modified":"2022-05-10T19:22:21","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T16:22:21","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agraiti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=18007","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agr\u0103i\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Nici nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi cum joac\u0103 <strong>ag\u0103n\u0103ul<\/strong> tinichigeria \u0219i muzica.<br \/>\n        Acea zi a fost ultima c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut pe Ionu\u021b de la Casa Caffe \u00een via\u021b\u0103. St\u0103tea rezemat de tocul u\u0219ii, slab, \u00een aceea\u0219i costuma\u021bie din ultima vreme, pantalon de jogging, un tricou&#8230;. Acea zi mi-a adus la urechi g\u00e2ndurile-i suicidale \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tatea n\u0103ruit\u0103 \u00een jurul propriilor atacuri cu alcool&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Regret destule. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i curtea doamnei Mercan. \u00cen zilele cu domn \u00een fruntea casei <strong>agri\u0219ii<\/strong> domneau l\u00e2ng\u0103 gard, boabele de strugure, <strong>aguride<\/strong>, a\u0219teptau toamna \u00eenfrigurate, emo\u021bionate s\u0103 se transforme-n zeam\u0103 de vin&#8230;. C\u00e2nd i-am c\u0103lcat anul trecut c\u0103r\u0103rile, se alesese praful de toate. Nu tu domn, nu tu frunz\u0103 de coac\u0103z, nu tu coard\u0103 \u0219i frunz\u0103 de vie. Doar \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i smocuri r\u0103zle\u021be de iarb\u0103&#8230;. O doamn\u0103 singur\u0103 plin\u0103 de amintiri.<br \/>\n      D\u0103dusem o rait\u0103, \u00eempreun\u0103, pe strada 9 Mai, la biserica ,,promis\u0103\u201d \u0219i neonorat\u0103 \u0219i la \u021a\u00e2n\u021bu \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n acas\u0103. Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei au mai fost trei. De\u0219i ordinea \u00een care am lucrat este taman invers\u0103, de\u0219i mi-ar fi mai u\u0219or s\u0103 cobor dealul, am s\u0103&#8230;. Dar tot sunt \u00eencurcat cum s\u0103 aleg. Dup\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103, s-ar cuveni s\u0103 \u00eencep cu al doilea. Dup\u0103 importan\u021ba dat\u0103 de stat, n-a\u0219 putea s\u0103 nu-l aleg pe-al treilea, primeaz\u0103 haina militar\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de \u021binuta civil\u0103. De m\u0103 mai \u021bin \u0219i dup\u0103 ierarhiile comuniste, fostul director al fabricii de confec\u021bii locale este pe primul loc indubitabil.<br \/>\n         Primul \u0219i la urcu\u0219ul str\u0103zii, pe la mijloc, pe dreapta. O figur\u0103 de om, f\u0103r\u0103 re\u021bineri. L-am re\u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een pre-pre-preziua de Pa\u0219te, scormonind cu privirea, aplecat peste c\u0103rucior, \u00een raionul cu produse la gr\u0103mad\u0103, nealimentare, din Kaufland. Ne-am salutat, ne-am \u00eentrebat \u00een fug\u0103 de ce ne pierdem vremea prin magazin \u0219i ne-am c\u0103utat fiecare de rost. I se dusese buhul c\u0103 oameni ca el, <strong>agre\u0219ti<\/strong>, nu mai sunt  \u00een ora\u0219, c\u0103 maniera-i dezinhibat\u0103 \u0219i setul nesf\u00e2r\u0219it de vulgarit\u0103\u021bi verbale se pot pune doar pe seama unui nebun. A\u0219a-l v\u0103d fo\u0219tii angaja\u021bi, care nu pot vedea dincolo de excentrismul unui ins de altfel&#8230;. Mie mi s-a p\u0103rut interesant, haios, chiar a\u0219 fi putut emite teza asem\u0103n\u0103rii noastre caracteriale. De fapt chiar mi-a aruncat \u00een b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie Cristi: ,,\u021ai-ai g\u0103sit \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it fratele! \u0218i Nicolae \u00eenjur\u0103 de mama focului!\u201d. Adev\u0103r <strong>agr\u0103i\u0219i<\/strong>, mi-am \u00eencuviin\u021bat \u00een minte, iar pe gur\u0103 mi-a ie\u0219it: ,,Da\u2019 m-a-ntrecut!\u201d. Garantat! Dar omul trebuie c\u00e2nt\u0103rit dup\u0103 cu totul alte \u0219abloane: dup\u0103 dorin\u021ba de a face. Ce depoziteaz\u0103 \u00een propriile construc\u021bii, cum le g\u00e2nde\u0219te, asta trebuie s\u0103 nasc\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri. S\u0103 se l\u0103f\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00een ele? Aiurea. S\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 chefuri la orice or\u0103 din zi \u0219i din noapte? Defel, nu-l v\u0103d \u00eenconjur\u00e2ndu-se de prieteni \u0219i nici s\u0103 cheltuiasc\u0103 doar ca s\u0103 le \u021bin\u0103 hangul. Undeva \u00een d\u00e2nsul se repet\u0103 incon\u0219tient povestea t\u00e2n\u0103rului Abu Hassan, devenit \u00een\u021belept dup\u0103 ce-\u0219i irosise tot avutul mo\u0219tenit pe chermeze cu prietenii. \u0218i-atunci? Probabil o grij\u0103 permanent\u0103 c\u0103 nu poate tr\u0103i degeaba. A\u0219a c\u0103 nu are de ce s\u0103 v\u0103 mire c\u0103 are un garaj c\u00e2t toate zilele, un imobil cu etaj imediat \u00een spatele lui, de aceea\u0219i teap\u0103 casa de locuit, tot cu etaj buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103 \u0219i ce-o mai fi deasupra ei (n-am fost curios deloc) \u0219i un hol ,,pitic\u201d, \u00eens\u0103 lung, \u00eentre ele. \u00cenconjurate de copaci \u0219i verde\u021buri. \u0218i e de admirat c\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 le sporeasc\u0103, s\u0103 le \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021beasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le \u00eentre\u021bin\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nici nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi cum joac\u0103 ag\u0103n\u0103ul tinichigeria \u0219i muzica. Acea zi a fost ultima c\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut pe Ionu\u021b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18007"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18008,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18007\/revisions\/18008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}