{"id":17994,"date":"2022-05-08T22:36:59","date_gmt":"2022-05-08T19:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17994"},"modified":"2022-05-08T22:36:59","modified_gmt":"2022-05-08T19:36:59","slug":"brigada-diverse-fire-de-mireasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17994","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (F)ire (d)e mireas(\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1 mai 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Devia\u021bilor de la comportamentele umane nu le trebuie r\u0103zboi ca s\u0103 se manifeste \u00een plenitudinea stric\u0103ciunilor mintale ce-i guverneaz\u0103. Ce m\u0103 nec\u0103jesc de-alde noi, ,,observatorii fini\u201d ai realit\u0103\u021bii cotidiene, c\u00e2nd g\u0103sim nod \u00een papur\u0103 unui rus&#8230; handicapat din na\u0219tere, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, dup\u0103 semnalmente \u0219i certitudinea \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it\u0103 de-un bun samaritean facebookcian, militar combatant, \u00een stare s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencerce norocul pe necuv\u00e2nt\u0103tori. Nu animale, nu mu\u021bi ca mu\u021bii maturi, ci sugarnici de \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u0103 \u0219i biberon, \u00een termeni specifici binevoitorului delator, cl\u0103n\u021b\u0103u, ciripitor sau pe de-a dreptul turn\u0103tor &#8211; bebelu\u0219i. \u0218i m\u0103 mir\u0103 cum de nu-\u0219i pune problema oripilatul de imaginile agresorului &#8211; apropo, propune tuturor, spre condamnare la urgen\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 ceea ce el nu mai poate &#8211; de ce t\u00e2n\u0103rul &#8211; \u00eenc-un apropo: seam\u0103n\u0103 izbitor cu actorul ce l-a interpretat mai \u00eencoace pe Holmes, al\u0103turi de protagonistul principal al Hobbit-ului &#8211; are asemenea porniri brusc sau, mai bine, de ce nu-\u0219i pune problema c\u0103 a venit cu ele de acas\u0103. Dar mi-e lehamite de am\u00e2ndoi, s-o l\u0103s\u0103m balt\u0103, nu-\u0219i schimb\u0103 lumea t\u00e2mpeniile.<br \/>\n         Apreciez toate meseriile, altfel mi-a\u0219 ur\u00ee cu siguran\u021b\u0103 cele c\u00e2teva \u00eendeletniciri. De c\u00e2nd cu reclamele pe facebook, care mai de care caut\u0103 s\u0103 fie ultracunoscut, de\u0219i nu to\u021bi prezumtivii beneficiari ai apari\u021biei b\u0103gate for\u021bat pe g\u00e2t (\u00een retin\u0103 \u0219i urechi) sunt o surs\u0103 profitabil\u0103 de c\u00e2\u0219tig ori de vreun interes oarecare. Doar unuia asemenea mie i-ar mai suscita interesul pentru o&#8230; luare \u00een balon. Printre at\u00e2\u021bia exper\u021bi cotidieni d\u0103dui de-o fotograf\u0103 gata (ca poza la minut) s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be de-a fir a p\u0103r secretul unor instantanee ultra reu\u0219ite. Nu de oricare, ci de nunt\u0103. Cum lumina natural\u0103 creeaz\u0103 un plus u\u0219or manipulabil. Sper \u00eens\u0103 la o ofert\u0103 de zi, fiindc\u0103 majoritatea alaiurilor \u00eentinse dup\u0103 miri se caleaz\u0103 pe petrecerea nocturn\u0103, unde soarele e bune mersi la culcare. Totu\u0219i, se pare c\u0103 de\u021bine secrete neb\u0103nuite \u0219i mi \u021bi-l scoal\u0103 pe astru pentru a face practic\u0103 pe doritori. \u00centr-o zi de aprilie, la o or\u0103 de maxim\u0103 ,,audien\u021b\u0103\u201d pentru lumina solar\u0103. Prin urmare, dac\u0103 a fost cineva pe 12.04.2022, ora 19 la atelierul cu pricina, s\u0103-mi dea de \u0219tire, abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 aflu cum a fost.<br \/>\n        Uita\u021bi-v\u0103 cu luare aminte la cine sunt juc\u0103torii mondiali: ru\u0219ii, ucrainenii \u0219i toate neamurile lor \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate pe mapamond. \u0218i mai l\u0103sa\u021bi-i s\u0103 se ciorov\u0103iasc\u0103, s\u0103 se amenin\u021be \u0219i s\u0103 se h\u0103cuiasc\u0103 \u00eentre ei.<br \/>\n        Sirii \u0103\u0219tia, domni, m\u0103! Cum propun ei s\u0103 sufere to\u021bi cet\u0103\u021benii europeni, s\u0103 le dea huzuri\u0219tilor nem\u021bi \u0219ansa de a nu renun\u021ba la via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 griji \u0219i, de ce nu, s\u0103 se sacrifice devenind combatan\u021bi \u00een meciul ruso-ucrainean. S\u0103 mori, tu, nea Parker?<br \/>\n         Dac\u0103 nu spunea, l-a\u021bi fi putut condamna pe Zelenski de genocid. A\u0219a, dup\u0103 ,,Va fi moarte pentru unii dintre noi \u0219i captivitate pentru al\u021bii.\u201d, m\u0103 simt mai lini\u0219tit \u0219i deloc acuzator. Murir\u0103 dup\u0103 cruda posibil\u0103 variant\u0103 cam 22.000 de in\u0219i. Pun\u00e2nd \u00een balan\u021b\u0103 cei 441.000 de mariupoleni, declar: un nimic de pierdere (!), nici m\u0103car cinci la sut\u0103 procente \u00eentregi!<br \/>\n       S\u0103 asculta\u021bi turcii, la strategii militare au istorie \u00eendelungat\u0103 \u00een spate. \u0218i dac\u0103 formuleaz\u0103 ipoteza c\u0103 Nato \u021bine-n \u0219ah Rusia \u0219i-\u0219i dore\u0219te o durat\u0103 \u00eendelungat\u0103 a r\u0103zboiului pentru a-i sl\u0103bi lui Putin puterile \u0219i na\u021biei lui fervoarea, \u0219tiu ei mai bine.<br \/>\n        Echivalen\u021ba Udrea egal Constitu\u021bie este din ce \u00een ce mai evident\u0103. A\u0219a transmise prin interpusu-i so\u021b poporului rom\u00e2n de dup\u0103 gratii. Na, c\u0103 n-a sc\u0103pat de gura muierii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 mai 2022 Devia\u021bilor de la comportamentele umane nu le trebuie r\u0103zboi ca s\u0103 se manifeste \u00een plenitudinea stric\u0103ciunilor mintale<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17994"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17995,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17994\/revisions\/17995"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}