{"id":17985,"date":"2022-05-08T00:44:40","date_gmt":"2022-05-07T21:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17985"},"modified":"2022-05-10T19:24:30","modified_gmt":"2022-05-10T16:24:30","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agiotau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17985","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agiotau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Partea dificil\u0103: jum\u0103tate de acoperi\u0219 era sprijinit pe geaml\u00e2c. Cum s\u0103 dai cu ciocanul, cum s\u0103 \u00eenlocuie\u0219ti sc\u00e2ndurele deteriorate \u0219i s\u0103 prinzi altele noi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 crapi vreun geam? Solu\u021bia simpl\u0103 de atunci: cu grij\u0103. C\u00e2t despre spate, nimic mai u\u0219or, a mers strun\u0103, de\u0219i tabla era mai lat\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea standardizat\u0103, f\u0103l\u021buirea ei necesit\u00e2nd un du-te-vino de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta &#8211; ne-ar fi invidiat dactilografele &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eendoirea complet\u0103, am dat cu ciocanul din toate puterile p\u00e2n\u0103 am \u00eencheiat ultima parte a crestei. S\u0103 mai fi fost hornul care ne-a \u00eencetinit aplombul o or\u0103 \u0219i poate paziile la final, t\u0103iate \u00een stilul modelelor rurale, \u00een triunghiuri flancate de \u00eenc\u0103 o t\u0103ietur\u0103 oblic\u0103 paralel\u0103. Dar \u0219i ele finisate \u0219i a\u0219ezate pe pozi\u021bii repede&#8230;. M\u0103 sunase \u0219i doamna Mercan, \u0219i fiica, \u0219i iar doamna, cu rug\u0103min\u021bi fierbin\u021bi de ajutor c\u00e2t mai grabnic, s\u0103 evaluez, s\u0103 spun costurile \u0219i s\u0103 repar. M\u0103 <strong>agitar\u0103<\/strong> am\u00e2ndou\u0103 c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eenc\u00e2t am zbughit-o \u00eentr-o zi de la serviciu pu\u021bin mai repede, am mers la atelier, am \u00eenc\u0103rcat dou\u0103 strai\u021be cu scule, l-am luat pe Cristi \u0219i am luat-o la pas. Deh, dup\u0103 spusele lui, Nae n-a vrut s\u0103 mai stea, a plecat acas\u0103. ,,\u0218i ce, m\u0103, ai uitat cum mergeam p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ia tata permis?\u201d O, da! Era \u00een ziua c\u00e2nd am filmat c\u00e2teva cadre la Simic\u0103 junior pentru ,,Hai afar\u0103, frate!\u201d. M\u0103 uitam \u0219i la telefon, \u0219i la c\u00e2te mai ,,n\u0103scocea\u201d acoperi\u0219ul de la garaj, ,,capsat\u201d de me\u0219terii vecinului la tencuirea peretelui lipit de casa ma\u0219inii &#8211; Dacia ro\u0219ie a defunctului so\u021b. Hornului \u00eei g\u0103sisem solu\u021bia cea mai util\u0103: un capac pe m\u0103sura g\u0103urii c\u0103scate &#8211; mic\u0103; confec\u021bionarea unui p\u0103trat nu mai mare de 35 de centimetri pe latur\u0103, o tabl\u0103 <strong>ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103<\/strong> de cele patru margini l\u0103sate la 90 de grade, un guler din materialul deja existent pe acoperi\u0219, \u00eencheiat\u0103&#8230; &#8211; dup\u0103, probabil, pr\u0103bu\u0219irea \u00een interior a c\u0103r\u0103mizilor, pu\u021bine, dup\u0103 cum am m\u0103surat ochiometric. <strong>Agre\u00e2nd<\/strong> \u00eentr-un final \u0219i doamna solu\u021bia, pe crez\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i garan\u021bia cuv\u00e2ntului meu \u0219i al lui tata &#8211; de\u0219i el \u00eemplinea aproape 9 luni de c\u00e2nd se stinsese. ,,E vreo problem\u0103, venim \u0219i remediem, dar la c\u00e2te am f\u0103cut, nimeni nu s-a pl\u00e2ns c\u0103 am fi dat gre\u0219!\u201d, <strong>agr\u0103iam<\/strong> cu emfaz\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103. Capacul &#8211; o bagatel\u0103. \u00cen ruptul capului n-a\u0219 fi adoptat alt\u0103 metod\u0103. Foile se umflaser\u0103 deja pe la fal\u021buri, ruginiser\u0103 (,,Am vopsit-o acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani!\u201d, ,,\u0218i c\u00e2t credea\u021bi c\u0103 va \u021bine, 20 de ani?\u201d) \u0219i orice imixtiune la \u00eencheieturi ar fi provocat daune \u0219i mai mari. Tabla se crap\u0103 de obicei sau se rupe la coame. Mai f\u0103-i ceva dac\u0103 mai po\u021bi. S-o \u00eenlocuie\u0219ti? Ar fi luat o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 \u0219i-ai mai fi descoperit \u0219i sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 putrezit\u0103 \u0219i mai c\u00e2te altele. N-am fost niciodat\u0103 dintre cei ce mergeau la client \u0219i \u00een loc s\u0103-i fac\u0103 un bine, mai r\u0103u <strong>agravau<\/strong> situa\u021bia acoperi\u0219ului cu fel de fel de ,,\u0218tim noi ce facem.\u201d&#8230;. ,,Graurii\u201d c\u0103lcaser\u0103 a proasta, nu-\u0219i f\u0103cuser\u0103 o platform\u0103 peste tabla garajului dup\u0103 normele profesionale \u0219i ale bunului sim\u021b, \u00eenc\u00e2t cutele se ad\u00e2ncir\u0103 \u0219i cr\u0103par\u0103. Nici m\u0103car nu s-au sinchisit s\u0103 cear\u0103 proprietarului revan\u0219a unei \u00eendrept\u0103ri. Se cunoa\u0219te secretul \u0219anselor crescute, iar ei ar fi trebuit s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 o gaur\u0103 cu marginile ridicate nu absoarbe apa, \u00een ,,buzele\u201d ei se str\u00e2nge o pic\u0103tur\u0103 de ap\u0103 care nu cade. Ar fi ,,p\u0103c\u0103lit\u201d stric\u0103ciunile \u0219i nu s-ar mai fi \u00eengrijorat doamna Mercan \u0219i-ar fi f\u0103cut presiuni asupra mea. L-am l\u0103sat pe Cristi s\u0103 treac\u0103 la treab\u0103, eu doar parcurg\u00e2nd drumul \u00eentre poalele garajului \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rie, acolo unde stabilisem s\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzim letcoanele: la fl\u0103c\u0103rile aragazului. \u00cen plus verificam dac\u0103 lumina mai p\u0103trunde prin g\u0103urile deja lipite, fiindc\u0103 te \u00een\u0219eal\u0103 de cele mai multe ori reflexiile soarelui, mai ales la apus. C\u00e2nd am constatat c\u0103 num\u0103rul preconizat se dublase, m-am urcat la lipire, presat de ora de \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu Dan \u0219i Mihai. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Partea dificil\u0103: jum\u0103tate de acoperi\u0219 era sprijinit pe geaml\u00e2c. Cum s\u0103 dai cu ciocanul, cum s\u0103 \u00eenlocuie\u0219ti sc\u00e2ndurele deteriorate \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17985"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18010,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17985\/revisions\/18010"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}