{"id":17968,"date":"2022-05-05T23:43:53","date_gmt":"2022-05-05T20:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17968"},"modified":"2022-05-05T23:43:53","modified_gmt":"2022-05-05T20:43:53","slug":"brigada-diverse-apa-trece-idele-rele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17968","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; A(p)a trec(e), i(d)ele&#8230; (r)ele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26 aprilie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Ca dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi? Ca dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta neglijen\u021b\u0103, perpetuat\u0103 dup\u0103 ce i s-a pus cruce unui sistem organiza\u021bional ce includea satele dimprejurul unei halte-g\u0103ri. E jenant doar s\u0103 treci pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 trenul \u0219i-n jum\u0103tate de minut s\u0103 fii nevoit s\u0103 remarci dezastrul. Doar a\u0219a, de curiozitate, lua\u021bi-v\u0103 bilet pentru Voetin. Nu uita\u021bi s\u0103 ata\u0219a\u021bi cel pu\u021bin o persoan\u0103 la c\u0103l\u0103torie. Nu so\u021bia, nu odrasla &#8211; s\u0103 nu care cumva s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi cu p\u0103rin\u021bii, a\u021bi asista la un bocet de priveghi -, ci unul dintre fo\u0219tii directori Cfr c\u0103l\u0103tori \u0219i subalternii responsabili. Drept v\u0103 spun, nu e de neglijat nici m\u0103car faimosul c\u0103inat de Elena, domnul fost pre\u0219edinte&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Propun, \u00eentr-o doar\u0103, \u00eenfiin\u021barea unei noi categorii de gen: exsexual. Ea lipse\u0219te omenirii. \u00cen rest, nimeni nu se mai sfie\u0219te s\u0103 se re\u00eencadreze \u00een numeroasele combina\u021bii de ie\u0219iri din cutuma firii, ba chiar a ajuns s\u0103 fie \u00eencurajat gestul recunoa\u0219terii, lideri importan\u021bi pun\u00e2nd pre\u021b pe sfruntarea de a duce modelele \u00een v\u00e2rfurile ierarhiei. Parlamentar transexual &#8211; prim-ministru britanic.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 se \u0219tie: armata rus\u0103 nu are sl\u0103biciuni, ci numai resurse nelimitate.<br \/>\n         Un principiu se \u021bine sus \u0219i tare, cu cuvinte ferme. De aceea, ,,N-a\u0219 c\u00e2nta manele cu o orchestr\u0103 simfonic\u0103&#8230;\u201d pare mai mult o invita\u021bie pentru sine \u00een viitor dec\u00e2t un refuz neechivoc. Grij\u0103, deci, domnule Jinga, la exprimare.<br \/>\n         Sunt sigur &#8211; observa\u021bi fermitatea &#8211; c\u0103 Zelenski vrea cu tot dinadinsul r\u0103zboi mondial, t\u00e2r\u00e2rea \u00eentregii Europe \u00een lupta cu Rusia. Sper &#8211; un ton rostit cu jum\u0103tate de \u00eencredere &#8211; c\u0103 nu i se va c\u00e2nta \u00een strun\u0103, c\u0103 un timbru &#8211; de altfel radicalist \u0219i profund na\u021bionalist pentru sine &#8211; ungar cotidian s\u0103 le taie elanul multor \u021b\u0103ri membre de a se v\u00e2r\u00ee singure \u00een m\u0103cel.<br \/>\n         &#8230; c\u00e2t va mai fi \u0219i Kievul central lipsit de bombardamente, ca s\u0103 se plimbe Volo \u0219i Boris cu curaj \u0219i-n plin\u0103 democra\u021bie.<br \/>\n         De data asta a concurat singur \u0219i a ie\u0219it pe locul \u00eent\u00e2i. Vor fi ocazii destule s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe al doilea \u00een acelea\u0219i condi\u021bii. C-a\u0219a e \u00een Pnl.<br \/>\n         Precum ca\u021bele noastre care flec\u0103resc orice variant\u0103 posibil\u0103. Zelenski, s\u0103 fim serio\u0219i, alia\u021bii vo\u0219tri de top recunosc c\u0103 scenariul pa\u0219al\u00e2cesc pentru Rom\u00e2nia, din partea Rusiei, este irealizabil vreodat\u0103.<br \/>\n         Dup\u0103 chip &#8211; nebun, dup\u0103 declara\u021bii &#8211; bun de-mpu\u0219cat. E prea mult dac\u0103 cer pentru Sean Penn un control psihiatric de ,,rutin\u0103\u201d am\u0103nun\u021bit? Cum, m\u0103, amenin\u021bare cu r\u0103zboiul nuclear?<br \/>\n         S\u0103 te mai cheme Arestovici, s\u0103 fii \u0219i consilier preziden\u021bial pe probleme de securitate \u0219i s\u0103 mai \u0219i declari abia acum c\u0103 din decembrie \u0219tia de invazia Rusiei \u00een Ucraina. Ba mai mult, s\u0103 ai calendarul exact al am\u00e2n\u0103rilor declara\u021biei de r\u0103zboi: 26.12.2021, 18.01.2022, 12, 16, 21, 23 \u0219i 24.02.2022. S\u0103 mai fie ob\u021binut\u0103 o am\u00e2nare, via China \u0219i Olimpiada, \u0219i tu, pre\u0219edinte, s\u0103 nu avertizezi deloc popula\u021bia. Asta cam miroase a praf de pu\u0219c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce se va trage linie r\u0103zboiului.<br \/>\n         Gogoman Zelenski, naivi tinerii &#8211; tinerele cu musculatura la pozat &#8211; ru\u0219i. La fel de \u00eenchista\u021bi ca popula\u021biile arabe &#8211; religia mai ceva dec\u00e2t  propria existen\u021b\u0103 -, ce pun \u021bara mai presus de via\u021ba lor.<br \/>\n        Altfel erau oale \u0219i ulcele ucrainenii din primele zile f\u0103r\u0103 americani \u0219i englezi, militari de carier\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26 aprilie 2022 Ca dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi? Ca dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta neglijen\u021b\u0103, perpetuat\u0103 dup\u0103 ce i s-a pus cruce unui sistem organiza\u021bional<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17968"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17969,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17968\/revisions\/17969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}