{"id":17945,"date":"2022-05-03T22:10:44","date_gmt":"2022-05-03T19:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17945"},"modified":"2022-05-03T22:10:44","modified_gmt":"2022-05-03T19:10:44","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agrisei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17945","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agri\u0219ei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Ei n-au avut niciodat\u0103 capacitatea de-a se exprima \u00een scris, dar\u0103mite s-o piard\u0103 &#8211; despre <strong>agrafie<\/strong> e vorba.<br \/>\n        De altfel nu le tace gura. \u0218i-n pre ziua (sun\u0103 ca-n albatroasa melodie: ,,\u0218i \u00een ziua liber\u0103rii&#8230;) Pa\u0219telui am luat calea cimitirului. S\u0103 mai punem o lum\u00e2nare p\u0103rin\u021bilor, neamurilor \u0219i cunoscu\u021bilor. \u00cen afar\u0103 de ,,You are under&#8230;\u201d &#8211; n-am priceput urmarea &#8211; \u0219i o r\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cire asiatic\u0103 ale altor aparate de supraveghere &#8211; o n\u0103t\u00e2ng\u0103 ironie a sor\u021bii, precum alte anomalii edilitare (\u00een alte localit\u0103\u021bi) nominale: nu iese nimeni s\u0103-\u0219i prade vecinul de morm\u00e2nt &#8211; de pe alte alei, singurele impertinen\u021be \u00een vacarmul taciturn, mi-a fost dat s\u0103 fac un gest nepermis, reac\u021bie la o ie\u0219ire bocitoreasc\u0103 a unei spoitori\u021be. Am izbucnit \u00een r\u00e2s la o frac\u021biune de v\u0103it\u0103tur\u0103, sonor\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 se aud\u0103 din orice cap\u0103t al cimitirului. \u0218i cum s\u0103 nu te umfle r\u00e2sul c\u00e2nd o expresie ca ,,Haules-baules\u201d, introdus\u0103 \u00een speech-ul de jelire, a devenit la nivel na\u021bional sintagma nr. 1 a umori\u0219tilor actuali? S\u0103 nu m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi ce \u00eenseamn\u0103. Am r\u00e2s cu lacrimi, ceea ce pu\u021bini au avut ocazia s\u0103 m\u0103 surprind\u0103, mi-s cunoscut ca &#8211; s\u0103 fiu \u00een ton cu strada Bisoca, dar \u0219i Unirii &#8211; sanchiu, uricios, Grinch pe de-a dreptul.<br \/>\n           Nici nu conteaz\u0103 cum sunt privit \u0219i ce se vehiculeaz\u0103, ci doar ce-mi iese din m\u00e2ini, iar la final s\u0103 fiu mul\u021bumit. Nu v\u0103 obosi\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 recalibra\u021bi atributele spre infatuat \u0219i imperfect, de-ar mai tr\u0103i tata, v-ar num\u0103ra cristo\u0219ii adresa\u021bi mie pentru \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nare \u0219i st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103 asupra unor am\u0103nunte aproape nesemnificative. Dup\u0103 aglomera\u021bia de la finalul str\u0103zii Unirii, lucrarea de jgheaburi \u0219i burlane a Bisocii ne-a oferit satisfac\u021bie \u00een privin\u021ba larghe\u021bei. Teren <strong>agricol<\/strong> \u00een fa\u021ba casei, \u00een spatele garajului de la strad\u0103, \u00een lateral&#8230;, colea <strong>agri\u0219ul<\/strong>, dincolo via <strong>agurida<\/strong>, prunul, caisul, ro\u0219ia, <strong>agudele<\/strong>&#8230;. Ba \u0219i un tei la col\u021bul casei, c\u0103ruia, din foarte mult\u0103 siguran\u021b\u0103 pentru nout\u0103\u021bile montate, i-am retezat un bra\u021b. Am\u0103nuntul care nu se uit\u0103: c\u00e2rligele cu desf\u0103\u0219urare peste cea obi\u0219nuit\u0103 \u0219i at\u00e2t de o\u021beloase \u00eenc\u00e2t eforturile noastre de a le repozi\u021biona pentru o curgere direc\u021bionat\u0103 c\u0103tre \u0219tu\u021buri s-au situat la limita imposibilul, a scos \u0219i untul, \u0219i sudoarea din noi. Ceva trebuia s\u0103 fie \u0219i greu.<br \/>\n         \u00cent\u00e2lnirea cu doamna Mercan, a\u0219ezat\u0103 pe o banc\u0103 vis-a-vis de fosta libr\u0103rie, la parterul blocurilor de pe centru, \u00een spa\u021biul fostelor aliate politice, partidele cu albastru \u0219i portocaliu \u00een primul mandat b\u0103sescian, a fost nea\u0219teptat\u0103 \u0219i c-a\u0219 fi fost dintre cei atin\u0219i de <strong>aglosii<\/strong>, \u0219i c\u0103 limba mi-ar fi fost \u00een gur\u0103 de c\u00e2nd lumea \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2ntul, tot n-a\u0219 fi avut grai s\u0103 exclam. Nu credeam c\u0103 m\u0103 va mai recunoa\u0219te, cum nici eu n-am reu\u0219it \u00een clipa \u00een care m-a f\u0103cut atent. S\u0103 nu-mi cred ochilor c\u00e2t sl\u0103bise \u0219i ce schimbare facial\u0103 suferise. Asta era prin 2017. \u00cen 2021 ar\u0103ta la fel c\u00e2nd ne-a chemat s\u0103 rezolv\u0103m scurgerile de ploaie din dreptul hornului de la baie \u0219i numeroasele g\u0103uri din tabla cutat\u0103 de pe garaj. \u00cen el \u00eenc\u0103 sta\u021biona Dacia ro\u0219ie cu care defunctul domn Mercan se deplasa deseori prin ora\u0219. G\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 se v\u00e2nduse dup\u0103 decesul so\u021bului. Ambii ne <strong>agrear\u0103<\/strong> \u00eenc\u0103 de pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram elevi, to\u021bi fra\u021bii, la \u0219coala general\u0103 nr. 1, mai ales doamna, dovedind anul trecut, \u00een timpul remedierilor, ce memorie are. De elefant. Am\u0103nunte cu duiumul despre c\u00e2tu\u0219i de pu\u021bin importante persoanele, mai ales despre copii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ei n-au avut niciodat\u0103 capacitatea de-a se exprima \u00een scris, dar\u0103mite s-o piard\u0103 &#8211; despre agrafie e vorba. De altfel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17945"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17945"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17946,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17945\/revisions\/17946"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}