{"id":17935,"date":"2022-05-01T20:06:21","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T17:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17935"},"modified":"2022-05-01T20:06:21","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T17:06:21","slug":"brigada-diverse-ea-naste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17935","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – (E)a (n)a\u0219te"},"content":{"rendered":"

22 aprilie 2022<\/strong>
\n Numai g\u0103ina a r\u0103mas de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. Se ou\u0103 la fel, deci pre\u021bul per ouat a r\u0103mas neschimbat. Nu acela\u0219i lucru se poate spune despre miel, care anul \u0103sta a zburdat de dou\u0103 ori mai mult.
\n La finalul a trei zile de imprudente intr\u0103ri \u00een magazine, doar ce las ultima (sper) saco\u0219ic\u0103, r\u0103suflu u\u0219urat de parale \u0219i dau s\u0103 plec c\u0103tre camera dezbr\u0103c\u0103rilor. Fatalitatea \u00eemi arunc\u0103 privirea \u00een ecranul televizorului de la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, l\u0103sat inten\u021bionat de so\u021bie pe \u0219tiri (exact \u0219i nici inexact nu v\u0103 pot dezv\u0103lui sigla, m-am dezobi\u0219nuit de pierdut \u00een ,,dezbaterile” socio-politice), cic\u0103 s\u0103 b\u00e2z\u00e2ie ceva acolo. Iar sub portretul mi\u0219c\u0103tor \u0219i vorbitor c\u00e2ciuan, edi\u021bia mute ori mim: ,,Pre\u021burile actuale sunt false…”. De niciun interes \u00een\u021belegerile clamate ulterior. A pus capac. Abia ce p\u0103r\u0103sisem Mca-ul, \u00een el pe punctul de a suferi o nevroz\u0103 public\u0103 mult mai accentuat\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de cea expus\u0103 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarei. ,,Ciolanul” de pui congelat a crescut \u00een dou\u0103 zile cu un leu, se vede c\u0103 \u0219i puiandrul a luat-o la s\u0103n\u0103toasa \u0219i-\u0219i cere tainul dublu pentru efortul atletic suplimentar. \u0218i m-am blestemat \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u0103 n-am achizi\u021bionat tura din urm\u0103 mai mult (abia acum cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103). S\u0103 fie vreo lun\u0103 de c\u00e2nd pulpana inferioar\u0103 se-ntorsese \u00een timp la 7 lei \u0219i pu\u021bin (avusesem tendin\u021ba s\u0103 depun dup\u0103 virgul\u0103 20 de bani dup\u0103 ultimele modele: miercuri 10,2 lei, azi 11,2 lei), m\u0103 lini\u0219tisem, prevedeam bugetului meu o stagnare \u00een dreptul a 300 lei pe lun\u0103 \u0219i, cum rar m\u0103 vede lumea, eram fericit. S\u0103-mi fi v\u0103zut ochii juc\u00e2nd \u00een cap dup\u0103 cele cinci zile, c\u00e2te regrete nu m-au \u00eencercat \u0219i ce reac\u021bie de siderare m-a cuprins. La-ntrebare… mi s-a replicat cu ,,Era la promo\u021bie!”. De ce n-oi fi cump\u0103rat eu 3-4 baxuri? La dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni 9,99 lei. La o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 9,20. Restul \u00eel \u0219ti\u021bi. \u00centre C\u00e2ciu \u0219i Mca am mers la farmacie \u0219i-n dreptul casei Mo\u0219escu – cam pe-acolo clocesc ideile geniale \u0219i uneori ce \u021bin de psihologia…. Ast\u0103zi am f\u0103cut-o pe prezumptivul casap al na\u021biei rome. O secund\u0103. \u00cenainte de Mca, \u00eens\u0103, m\u0103 prezentasem la Penny \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 puiul lor buc\u0103\u021belit e mai lene\u0219 \u0219i prin urmare mai ieftin. Am intrat, m-am \u00eendreptat glon\u021b ca \u0219i coco\u0219elul la boabe, am v\u00e2r\u00e2t \u00een co\u0219 cinci pachete neb\u0103g\u00e2nd \u00een seam\u0103 num\u0103rul aferent cantit\u0103\u021bii, am \u00eencercat \u0219i un alt sortiment, trei pachete, am \u00eenmul\u021bit 8,99 cu opt pachete \u0219i mi-a dat exact 63. Apoi mi-am adus aminte gramajul, am \u00eenmul\u021bit cu opt \u0219i…. Le-am pus la loc \u00een frigider \u0219i la final m-am uitat la pre\u021bul per kilogram: alte alea! \u00cen pre-pre ziua Pa\u0219telui – mi-am \u00eentrebat consoarta de existen\u021ba joii mari – gloat\u0103 \u00een Penny. Ad\u0103ug\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 un pre, ajung la miercuri, la fel de mare, nebunie \u00een Kaufland.
\n B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 ucrainenilor de arde de spectacol. Clujenii, ardeleni cu sim\u021b…, tocmai ce s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 a noastr\u0103 Chiri\u021ba e pe placul lor, nel\u0103s\u00e2nd limbajul universal al muzicii s\u0103 trateze direct cu ei. \u0218i le-au supra titrat libretul (n-o fi fost nimeni de\u0219tept s\u0103 sub afi\u0219eze \u0219i partitura? ah! n-aveau de ce, pricepeau prea bine din limbajul vizual: femeia cu barb\u0103…).
\n C\u00ee\u021bu, acest personaj jalnic, demn de toat\u0103 aten\u021bia noastr\u0103 \u00een perioada covidului, impun\u0103torul vaccinului, schimbat peste noapte \u00een cel ce putea \u00eeng\u0103dui atunci nu-ul ministrului de resort, acuzator acum al doamnei Ursula. A\u0219a brusc?
\n Rus, ucrainean, lupt\u0103torul se crede \u00een r\u0103zboi ca-n via\u021ba civil\u0103: \u0219ofer. \u0218i ce, stric-un drift \u00een Mariupol?
\n E minciunic\u0103, nenic\u0103 Beiden. Nici nu \u00eencepuse invazia rus\u0103 \u0219i pre\u021burile erau duble. A\u0219a c\u0103 las-o mai moale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

22 aprilie 2022 Numai g\u0103ina a r\u0103mas de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103. Se ou\u0103 la fel, deci pre\u021bul per ouat a r\u0103mas neschimbat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17935"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17936,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17935\/revisions\/17936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}