{"id":17917,"date":"2022-04-30T19:41:04","date_gmt":"2022-04-30T16:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17917"},"modified":"2022-04-30T19:41:04","modified_gmt":"2022-04-30T16:41:04","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agrafia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17917","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agrafia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Tata \u0219i cuno\u0219tin\u021bele lui brunete.<br \/>\n    Din neamul lui Irimia, din altul, re\u021bin doar ochelarii <strong>agnatei<\/strong> presupuse. O c\u0103su\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103, joas\u0103, de nev\u0103zut de la strad\u0103, luat\u0103 la t\u0103b\u0103cit de ciocanele noastre, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 nr. 62 al Bisocii. Imprecizie cauzat\u0103 de schimb\u0103rile ulterioare: de proprietari, de form\u0103 \u0219i demol\u0103ri. Respectivul imobil fiind situat atunci mult mai \u00een spate (se prea poate ca num\u0103rul real s\u0103 fie 60). \u0218i parc\u0103 avea \u0219i un mic cerdac. Varz\u0103 sc\u00e2ndura, o tabl\u0103 a\u0219ternut\u0103 dintre foile de ceap\u0103 ale vremii, Asanul \u0219i Tescanul anilor 90-2000, chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, foarte greu de lipit fal\u021burile prin b\u0103taie, cu c\u00e2t te \u00eenver\u0219unai mai tare, cu at\u00e2t <strong>agravai<\/strong> mai mult starea ini\u021bial\u0103 &#8211; primele 12-16 aplan\u0103ri -, d\u0103deai \u00een st\u00e2nga fal\u021bului, se ridica la 10 centimetri \u00een dreapta \u0219i invers. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 renun\u021bam, m\u0103 l\u0103sam p\u0103guba\u0219 \u0219i luam de bun\u0103 constatarea: ,,La ce-a fost, acum e parfum!\u201d. \u00cens\u0103, dup\u0103 vreo trei r\u00e2nduri m\u0103 \u00eentorceam \u0219i mai ,,ardeam\u201d vreo dou\u0103 ciocane mai altfel dec\u00e2t ini\u021bial \u0219i se mai potolea nemul\u021bumirea, tabla z\u0103natic\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i reformula pozi\u021bia \u0219i-\u0219i aducea fal\u021bul la normal. De\u0219i plin\u0103 de \u021bigani curtea \u0219i zona &#8211; google-ul are la strad\u0103 c\u00e2teva fe\u021be prinse-n ciorchine \u00een preajma adresei \u0219i autoturisme ca-n parcarea de la Penny -, \u00een dreapta cur\u021bii curgea o alee asfaltat\u0103, flancat\u0103 de arbu\u0219ti ornamentali &#8211; lemn c\u00e2inesc, tuia, habar n-am &#8211; \u0219i pini, o minun\u0103\u021bie \u00een plin\u0103 ,,step\u0103 mongol\u0103\u201d.<br \/>\n          M\u0103 va l\u0103muri Cristi, dac\u0103-\u0219i mai aduce aminte, ce \u0219i cum din acea var\u0103. \u00cenainte &#8211; abia dup\u0103 alte c\u00e2teva ocheade m-am dumirit &#8211; de mo\u0219ule\u021bii ace\u0219tia, nepotul am\u0103r\u0103\u0219tean cl\u0103dise din ce putuse vreo dou\u0103 camere, le acoperise cu carton, ad\u0103ugase \u00een timp de-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i un hol prin spate &#8211; ca vai de mama lor de bol\u021bari, aidoma tuturor zidarilor fl\u0103m\u00e2nzeni, care <strong>agregau<\/strong> dup\u0103 cum le venea la m\u00e2n\u0103 materialul: str\u00e2mbi, ie\u0219i\u021bi \u00een afar\u0103 fa\u021ba de r\u00e2ndul de dedesubt sau \u00een\u0103untru; ori peticeau spa\u021biile mai mari, unde \u00eentregul nu intra, cu resturi de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103, chirpici de p\u0103m\u00e2nt sau sp\u0103rturi de bol\u021bari, fiindc\u0103 bol\u021barul era el ieftin, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i prost: \u00ee\u021bi fixai locul de defalcare, loveai \u0219i te trezeai cu o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de f\u0103r\u00e2me &#8211; \u0219i locuia dup\u0103 regulile celor mai s\u0103r\u0103cani. Nu v\u0103 mai descriu ,,luxul\u201d. Dar preten\u021bios. Pe c\u00e2t de s\u0103rac, a avut preten\u021bia s\u0103 \u00eencheiem dou\u0103 laturi ale casei cu ornamente: fronton cu ciubuc, cu romburi \u0219i boboci (ca formele de savarine) lipite. Ba\u0219ca solzi pe panta dimprejurul mini balconului, jgheaburi \u0219i burlane cu seuri \u0219i saceaguri. S\u0103 vad\u0103 toat\u0103 \u021big\u0103nia cum s-a \u00eembog\u0103\u021bit el.<br \/>\n        M-a pus naiba ca-n zi de Pa\u0219te s\u0103 deschid un email. Cum nu suport mesajele re\u021belelor web-istice \u0219i pe ale necunoscu\u021bilor, cum apelativul ,,\u0219efule\u201d adresat de romi \u00eemi face grea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i cum n-am suportat niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 am un diriguitor deasupra, am \u0219ters pentru prima dat\u0103 unul. Con\u021binutul: ,,Ai un mesaj de la \u0219eful t\u0103u.\u201d.<br \/>\n        Uneori n-ai \u00eencotro. Acolo te-ai n\u0103scut, acolo ai crescut, acolo ai cl\u0103dit micul t\u0103u imperiu locativ. Alteori renun\u021bi \u0219i fugi c\u00e2t mai departe de o astfel de zon\u0103. \u0218i probabil c\u0103 asta a \u0219i f\u0103cut clientul nostru de pe partea opus\u0103. \u0218tiu c\u0103 era a doua cas\u0103 dup\u0103 col\u021b, c\u0103 avea mansardat cu lemn etajul, c\u0103 avea garaj aproape de strad\u0103, c\u0103 loc \u00eentre el \u0219i cas\u0103 era pu\u021bin, c\u0103 era abrupt \u0219i ne-a chinuit statul pe cele dou\u0103 pante \u00eengrozitor tot pe-o c\u0103ldur\u0103 de ardea talpa, palma \u0219i ochiul deopotriv\u0103. \u0218tiam \u0219i nu mai este deloc a\u0219a. C\u0103 proprietatea a c\u0103p\u0103tat un obi\u0219nuit al cartierului mai sus citat, pare evident: rom\u00e2nilor nu le este \u00een fire s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eentind\u0103 rufele la vedere \u0219i nici n-au lenjerii de pat roz-movulii. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tata \u0219i cuno\u0219tin\u021bele lui brunete. Din neamul lui Irimia, din altul, re\u021bin doar ochelarii agnatei presupuse. O c\u0103su\u021b\u0103 mic\u0103, joas\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17917"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17918,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17917\/revisions\/17918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}