{"id":17891,"date":"2022-04-28T09:58:46","date_gmt":"2022-04-28T06:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17891"},"modified":"2022-04-28T09:58:46","modified_gmt":"2022-04-28T06:58:46","slug":"brigada-diverse-sei-trap-cai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17891","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (\u0218)ei, tra(p), (c)ai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>17 aprilie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Ia colea un bulangiu. Ba c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021b, ba ministru, ba pre\u0219edinte de mini stat. El \u00eensu\u0219i trec\u00e2ndu-se \u00een cartea premierelor mondiale. Fi-v-ar San Marino de r\u00e2s!<br \/>\n        La ce se refer\u0103 dilema? La neelucidarea locului \u00een care a ajuns, la num\u0103rul de piese din tezaurul lui Decebal sau la probabilitatea existen\u021bei lui!<br \/>\n        \u0218i cine te oblig\u0103 s\u0103 stai cu rusul la mas\u0103, canadianule? Da\u2019 mai ieri v\u0103 pupa\u021bi la G20 bot \u00een bot.<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd pui Abramovici, clamatele otr\u0103viri de personalit\u0103\u021bi ruse (deh, \u0219i adept al apartenen\u021bei la na\u021bia israelit\u0103) mondiale \u00een contextul r\u0103zboiului actual \u0219i gazele lacrimogene, se tinde c\u0103tre o sfruntat\u0103 acuza\u021bie nefondat\u0103. Iar ziari\u0219tii ar trebui s\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 oric\u00e2t de incitant titlul, con\u021binutul produce lehamite. De astfel de jurnalism.<br \/>\n          P\u0103r\u0103sirea teatrului de r\u0103zboi \u00een c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 \u0219i cu m\u0103gari implic\u0103 s\u0103 o fi avut \u0219i s\u0103-i fi de\u021binut cu mult timp \u00eenainte. \u0218i pleac\u0103 omul cu ce are. Cucoana \u00eens\u0103, elegant\u0103, ca la sf\u00e2r\u0219it de civiliza\u021bie, cic\u0103.<br \/>\n       Aoleu! Ia uite, bre, cum se transform\u0103 omul \u00een cet\u0103\u021bean, cet\u0103\u021beanul \u00een politician, politicianul \u00een pre\u0219edinte \u0219i fostul pre\u0219edinte \u00een zeu. Nu m\u00e2nc\u0103tor de semin\u021be (totu\u0219i b\u0103utor de un deget de whisky), nu c\u0103l\u0103tor cu taxiul (\u00een schimb \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bitor virtual al mijloacelor de transport \u00een comun &#8211; autobuz, tramvai), nu oricare pre\u0219edinte, dar participant la discu\u021biile americanului Deveselu.<br \/>\n        Da. Alternativa lui Spiderman \u0219i Batman a fost \u00eentotdeauna r\u0103zboiul, \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at \u00een desenele copilului nevestei pre\u0219edintelui ucrainean, Zelenska. Disperat\u0103 &#8211; tiktok pauz\u0103, c\u0103l\u0103torii lips\u0103 -, p\u0103zit\u0103 \u0219i ad\u0103postit\u0103 &#8211; \u00een timp ce al\u021bii stau descoperi\u021bi \u00een fa\u021ba bombelor \u0219i rachetelor, cele antitetic puse \u00een fa\u021ba anterioarelor.<br \/>\n        Ea \u00eentristat\u0103, b\u0103rbatu-s\u0103u \u00een aceea\u0219i not\u0103 dictatorial\u0103 c\u0103tre Norvegia: B\u0103, mai scoate\u021bi ni\u0219te energie pentru noi! A! \u0218i pentru UE! Pi\u0219icher&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Dictate noi zelenskiene. Lege de restric\u021bionare a informa\u021biilor despre r\u0103zboi. Jurnali\u0219tii sup\u0103ra\u021bi, cu p\u0103reri contrare despre r\u0103sp\u00e2ndirea atrocit\u0103\u021bilor ruse\u0219ti \u00een Ucraina, zic ei, folositoare \u021b\u0103rii asaltate. De partea cealalt\u0103, \u00eentreaga na\u021bie indignat\u0103 c\u0103 se bag\u0103 al\u021bii \u00een oala lor, judec\u00e2nd echipele de filmare agente ruse. Dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea, \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it\u0103: las\u0103-i, frate, s\u0103 fac\u0103 bor\u0219, s\u0103 se omoare \u00eentre ei, dac\u0103 asta doresc.<br \/>\n         Deziderat volodimirian: arme \u0219i sanc\u021biuni. Fiindc\u0103 acela ce nu se conformeaz\u0103 vine acas\u0103! E\u0219ec, deci, pentru ambasadorii din Maroc \u0219i Georgia. Oare nu vede nimeni din ce pl\u0103mad\u0103-i fabricat fostul comediant?<br \/>\n         Habemus primar indian, de ce n-am avea, of course, \u0219i rusnac \u00een Camera Lorzilor pe via\u021b\u0103? De-aia nu-mi place deloc ,,\u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia\u201d!<br \/>\n         Nenic\u0103, locomotivele sunt la c\u0103ile ferate. Zelenski, analiza asta a \u00eemp\u0103un\u0103rii tale o va face Nato, ea va stabili dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un plus sau \u00een plus ca posibil\u0103 aliat\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 putere ai putea s\u0103-i conferi. Da-s numai vorbe toate, mai ales cea cu locomotiva, un posibil cui \u00een talpa organiza\u021biei. Cred, abia acum, c\u0103 a jucat mult prea mult timp Counter strike pre\u0219edintele \u0219i se viseaz\u0103 cel pu\u021bin \u021barul Nicolae \u00een zilele lui de glorie, dac\u0103 nu Napoleon, Cezar sau Alexandru cel Mare.<br \/>\n        Ceva cu parfum de 2020-2021. Covidul creeaz\u0103 leziuni cerebrale, dup\u0103 noile studii, nu doar mic\u0219oreaz\u0103 creierul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17 aprilie 2022 Ia colea un bulangiu. Ba c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021b, ba ministru, ba pre\u0219edinte de mini stat. El \u00eensu\u0219i trec\u00e2ndu-se \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17891"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17892,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17891\/revisions\/17892"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}