{"id":17881,"date":"2022-04-26T21:01:38","date_gmt":"2022-04-26T18:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17881"},"modified":"2022-04-26T21:01:38","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T18:01:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agiotez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17881","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agiotez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        &#8230; fixarea cobor\u00e2rilor \u00eempreun\u0103, fiindc\u0103 toat\u0103 apa se scurgea la el.<br \/>\n        ,,Pun eu \u021bevi de plastic, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 ploaia \u00een canalizare la mine.\u201d Iat\u0103 binevoitorul, vecinul grijuliu. M-a str\u0103b\u0103tut viziunea imediat: ei cert\u00e2ndu-se ca la u\u0219a cortului, invoc\u00e2nd fiecare &#8211; dup\u0103 pachetul lexical propriu, urban-\u021big\u0103nesc &#8211; momentul empatic al cupl\u0103rii la re\u021beaua public\u0103. Bine\u00een\u021beles, am luat banii de materiale, mi-am trimis fra\u021bii la cump\u0103r\u0103turi, iar eu am plecat la serviciu, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 de promisiunea f\u0103cut\u0103 mie.<br \/>\n        Compromisuri f\u0103cusem \u00een urm\u0103, nelipsindu-mi din lista de lucr\u0103ri romii, at\u00e2t la meserie, c\u00e2t \u0219i la c\u00e2ntat. Dan Toaia era printre pu\u021binii apar\u021bin\u0103tori ai ambelor categorii. Poate de aceea ne-am \u0219i ciond\u0103nit ulterior, cum \u0219i altora nu le-a priit dubla ipostaz\u0103 \u0219i mi-au purtat s\u00e2mbetele, <strong>agit\u0103ri <\/strong>urmate de ac\u021biuni care m-au scos din zona activit\u0103\u021bilor lor. Numai c\u0103 eu, curios \u0219i b\u0103g\u0103cios, am \u00eencercat destule, f\u0103r\u0103 de care m-a\u0219\/ne-am fi limitat la cele tinichigere\u0219ti, nimic \u00een plus&#8230;. Auzisem c\u0103 are ditai casa, dar nu avusesem niciodat\u0103 ocazia s\u0103-l vizitez, nu fusesem \u00een aceea\u0219i tab\u0103r\u0103 muzical\u0103 dec\u00e2t o singur\u0103 dat\u0103, prin &#8217;92 la Poieni\u021ba, dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Moment&#8230; dramatic. Sperasem la un ajutor ,,colegial\u201d c\u00e2nd m\u0103 ,,<strong>aga\u021bar\u0103<\/strong>\u201d ca instrumentist la claviaturi, \u0219tiam bine cum stau \u00een <strong>agoraua<\/strong> noii economii, micul \u00eemprumut solicitat asigur\u00e2ndu-ne reciproc longevitate. Primisem ultimatumuri de la unul dintre cei ce m\u0103 \u00eemprumutaser\u0103 pentru achizi\u021bia unei Casio ctk&#8230;, som\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 restitui \u00een dou\u0103 luni 55.000 de lei. ,,Stau cu voi, dar dac\u0103-mi da\u021bi&#8230;, altfel sunt nevoit s\u0103-mi v\u00e2nd orga.\u201d (Parantez\u0103, s\u0103 nu ratez coinciden\u021ba. Iaca, n-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 Ada d&#8217;Albon Azimioar\u0103 a fost protagonist\u0103 \u00een ,,Opera\u021biunea monstrul\u201d.) N-am c\u0103p\u0103tat defel speratele parale, ba \u00eenc\u0103 am st\u00e2rnit cuplul de odinioar\u0103 al Casei Armatei, Dan-Florin, la <strong>agr\u0103ite<\/strong> apostrofatoare, c\u0103 ei \u00ee\u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 banii nu prin <strong>agiotaj<\/strong>, ci prin trud\u0103 \u0219i n-o s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 ei un astfel de serviciu, se <strong>agitar\u0103<\/strong> peste poate \u00eentr-o <strong>agogic\u0103<\/strong> pe care o \u0219tiam \u00eenc\u0103 de prin clasa a \u0219aptea spre a opta, cu precipit\u0103ri \u0219i precipita\u021bii orale &#8211; s\u0103 nu le zic spume -, pe alocuri cu limbaj <strong>agramat<\/strong>, semi romanizat, cu accese <strong>agreste<\/strong> &#8211; de a\u0219teptat de la un absolvent de liceu din care ie\u0219eai cel pu\u021bin un pui de <strong>agronom<\/strong> -, prin urmare am p\u0103r\u0103sit bandul \u0219i mi-am c\u0103utat de drum. C\u00e2t despre lucrarea de pe strada Unirii, locuin\u021ba de atunci a lui Toiag, n-a fost tocmai u\u0219oar\u0103, cum nici el nu este c\u00e2nd dore\u0219te s\u0103 edifice ceva. Chio\u0219cul multi alimentar, adus de cine \u0219tie unde sau doar bun de refacere, acoperit cu sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 &#8211; \u00eemi pot \u00eenchipui cum, de\u0219i am uitat: lan\u021bi cu cuie sudate de schelet &#8211; \u0219i peste ea tabl\u0103 dup\u0103 maniera clasic\u0103 de montaj, un jgheab \u00eencadrabil \u00een masca ce masca acoperi\u0219ul, dat la gata \u00een c\u00e2teva zile. Supliment, c\u00e2teva burlane la cas\u0103, prilej cu care mi-am satisf\u0103cut curiozitatea privind misterioasa curte \u0219i avere: imobil mare \u0219i piscin\u0103 placat\u0103 cu gresie buc\u0103\u021bi mici.<br \/>\n          Dup\u0103 el nu potopul, ci \u00eenc\u0103 trei solicit\u0103ri (trei a fost primul num\u0103r ce mi-a venit \u00een minte, apoi patru \u0219i m-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit dup\u0103 ce am luat la consultat google-ul; \u0219i totu\u0219i, sigur mai era una;  a patra, vecina lui Lauren\u021biu Mate\u0219). Dou\u0103 case de rom\u00e2ni \u0219i dou\u0103 de \u021bigani (la ei dilema, dar e pe cale s\u0103 fie deslu\u0219it\u0103).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; fixarea cobor\u00e2rilor \u00eempreun\u0103, fiindc\u0103 toat\u0103 apa se scurgea la el. ,,Pun eu \u021bevi de plastic, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 ploaia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17881"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17882,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17881\/revisions\/17882"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}