{"id":17817,"date":"2022-04-19T20:24:28","date_gmt":"2022-04-19T17:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17817"},"modified":"2022-04-19T20:24:28","modified_gmt":"2022-04-19T17:24:28","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agonali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17817","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211;  Agonali"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         N-a fost ,,<strong>agonal\u0103<\/strong>\u201d tinichigereasc\u0103 refuzat\u0103 ori pierdut\u0103. Cine ne-a chemat ne-am dus, ce era aproape imposibil de realizat am dus la cap\u0103t cu succes. \u00cen termeni <strong>agogici<\/strong>: tare, repede \u0219i bine.<br \/>\n        Dac-a fost mul\u021bumit clientul cu garajul, \u00eenseamn\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc c\u0103 ne-am realizat \u0219i nou\u0103, \u0219i lui acela\u0219i deziderat, l-a c\u00e2t de cioac\u0103 ne-a stat pe cap. S\u0103 nu mai amintesc \u0219i episodul pl\u0103\u021bii de la final&#8230;. P\u0103rea c\u0103 s-a terminat bine, acceptase c\u0103 solu\u021bie mai bun\u0103 cu materialul existent, cel mai ieftin din comer\u021bul rom\u00e2nesc, c\u0103 n-am <strong>agravat<\/strong> situa\u021bia acoperi\u0219ului &#8211; cum sugera \u00een primele ore de lucru -, ci am \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit-o considerabil, prob\u00e2nd din zonele cele mai \u00eenalte curgerea apei cu g\u0103le\u021bile pline golite \u00een chip de uragan oceanic, c\u0103 am <strong>agregat <\/strong>lemnul nou cu cel vechi \u0219i cu tabla foarte bine. Ne postasem pe trotuarul de vizavi, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd plata dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un serviciu propus \u0219i dus la final de Cristi, aproape concomitent cu ultimele retu\u0219uri de la garaj &#8211; un jgheab la un alt acaret, cu nelipsitele opera\u021biuni preliminare, desprinderea clemelor de la c\u00e2rlige, scoaterea vechiului uluc, cur\u0103\u021barea tablei invadate de frunzele \u0219i crengile c\u0103zute, de o parte din n\u0103molul ajuns dup\u0103 scoaterea jgheabului pe tabl\u0103, prinderea capacelor necesare, pozi\u021bionarea jgheabului pe c\u00e2rlige, a colectorului \u00een locul de deversare deja existent (dup\u0103 t\u0103ierea unei g\u0103uri cu flexul), repunerea clemelor \u0219i etan\u0219area \u00eembin\u0103rilor cu silicon. Cam lung\u0103, de parc\u0103 p\u0103rea c\u0103-\u0219i f\u0103cuse treaba \u0219i urma s\u0103 ne \u021bepuiasc\u0103 &#8211; <strong>agr\u0103ir\u0103<\/strong> fra\u021bii ceva \u00een sensul \u0103sta \u00een sfertul de or\u0103 de suspans, dar le-am spulberat calm (la exterior) temerile -: ,,Vine el, la ce v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi? Acas\u0103 ce avea\u021bi de f\u0103cut?\u201d. \u0218i s-a \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at cu cele nou\u0103sprezece sutare mi i-a \u00eenm\u00e2nat spre num\u0103rare&#8230;. Care erau de fapt doar 17. \u00cel aten\u021bionez c\u0103 lipsesc, \u00eei redau teancul de 200 spre num\u0103rare, face fe\u021be-fe\u021be, \u00eei citesc telepatic nelini\u0219tea, ne\u00eencrederea \u0219i acuzele de sustragere. Precum to\u021bi cei <strong>agonici<\/strong>, a \u00eenceput lamentarea, respingerea ideii c\u0103 a adus el mai pu\u021bin \u0219i nu eu i-am \u00eempu\u021binat, automat mi-am \u00eentors buzunarele pe dos \u0219i timp de zece minute l-am urm\u0103rit \u00een degringolada-i ne\u00eencrez\u0103toare. Ca s\u0103 le scurtez, m-am jurat c\u0103 <strong>agna\u021bii<\/strong> to\u021bi de pe linia str\u0103bunicului nu luaser\u0103 un cap de a\u021b\u0103 de aproape un secol (excep\u021bia Gioni nu se pune). Neconvins de argumente \u0219i situa\u021bia de facto, a plecat &#8211; dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit, ofticat c\u0103 va pl\u0103ti (astea-i erau g\u00e2ndurile) \u00eenc-o dubl\u0103 sut\u0103, a plecat s\u0103 completeze restan\u021ba \u0219i s-a \u00eentors tot a\u0219a, greu \u0219i lipsit de convingerea total\u0103 c\u0103 adusese prima dat\u0103 mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t \u00eei cerusem. C\u0103 <strong>agrease<\/strong> sau nu propria gre\u0219eal\u0103, ne-am luat meritata plat\u0103 \u0219i am plecat. Pun pariu c\u0103 n-a sc\u0103pat imediat dup\u0103 de <strong>agnozii<\/strong> \u0219i <strong>agrafii<\/strong> pasagere&#8230;. Peste c\u00e2teva luni am dat nas \u00een nas \u0219i nu mi-am putut reprima \u00eentrebarea: ,,Ia spune\u021bi, a\u021bi g\u0103sit cele dou\u0103 sute lips\u0103?\u201d. Cum altfel s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103? ,,Da, erau&#8230;\u201d.<br \/>\n         Intri omului \u00een curte, ba-\u021bi las\u0103 casa cu totul la dispozi\u021bie &#8211; nefiind o comoar\u0103 nici ea, nici \u00een ea &#8211; \u0219i tu cum s\u0103-l r\u0103spl\u0103te\u0219ti? S\u0103 iei de colo ceva, de dincolo ceva c\u00e2t de mic \u0219i proprietarul s\u0103 nu observe nimic. Imposibil! Dar nu lipsa trebuie s\u0103 te \u00eengrijoreze, ci suspiciunea \u0219i acuza\u021bia de furt. C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 p\u0103\u021bim a\u0219a ceva, s\u0103 se \u0219tie c\u0103 ne-am \u021bicnit definitiv. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, folosim ca \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum eticheta cinstei&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Intersec\u021bia str\u0103zii Unirii cu Patriei este \u00eenchis\u0103, contrar planului comunist de construc\u021bii de blocuri, de dou\u0103 case, iar cea din col\u021b a avut rara ocazie s\u0103 g\u0103zduiasc\u0103 deasupra \u0219i foarte pu\u021bin pe din\u0103untru neamul C\u0103linilor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N-a fost ,,agonal\u0103\u201d tinichigereasc\u0103 refuzat\u0103 ori pierdut\u0103. 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