{"id":17773,"date":"2022-04-13T10:37:06","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T07:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17773"},"modified":"2022-04-13T10:37:06","modified_gmt":"2022-04-13T07:37:06","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-vid-electoral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17773","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Vid electoral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Vid electoral<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dom`le, tocmai am aflat<br \/>\nc\u0103 ,,dreapta\u201d s-a aliat<br \/>\n\u00eempotriva doamnei Firea<br \/>\nc\u0103reia-i vrea mazilirea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd s-a f\u0103cut alian\u021ba,<br \/>\nei \u0219i-au exprimat speran\u021ba<br \/>\nc\u0103 Nicu\u0219or, cel ales<br \/>\nva avea, totu\u0219i, succes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tim despre Nicu\u0219or Dan<br \/>\nc\u0103-i un matematician<br \/>\ncare-\u0219i calculeaz\u0103 riscul<br \/>\ncu h\u00e2rtia \u0219i cu pixul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dup\u0103 ce-a calculat,<br \/>\ndup\u0103 virgul\u0103 i-a dat<br \/>\ncu vreo \u0219apte zecimale<br \/>\ncalculat cu integrale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A calculat \u00eentr-o mar\u021bi<br \/>\ncu ,,Buniakovski-Scwartz\u201d,<br \/>\nc\u0103 el \u00eensu\u0219i va avea<br \/>\no planet\u0103, doar a sa!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00een acest fel bizar,<br \/>\nva fi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, primar,<br \/>\nvotat de civiliza\u021bii<br \/>\nde prin alte constela\u021bii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>N-o iubesc pe doamna Firea,<br \/>\n\u00eens\u0103 \u00eemi exprim uimirea<br \/>\nc\u0103-n partidul liberal,<br \/>\ne un vid electoral&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cum, \u00een ditamai partidul,<br \/>\nnu s-a g\u0103sit individul<br \/>\ncare s\u0103 \u00eei fac\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nlui Firea cea cert\u0103rea\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103car unul, s-o fi fost,<br \/>\nmai de\u0219tept sau chiar mai prost,<br \/>\noricare, numai s\u0103 fie,<br \/>\nliberal, de c\u00e2nd se \u0219tie!<\/p>\n<p>Nu credeam c\u0103 se-aliaz\u0103<br \/>\ncu unii ce nu conteaz\u0103,<br \/>\ncare doar \u00een b\u0103rci se dau,<br \/>\nde nimica haBAR N-Au!<\/p>\n<p>De-aicea-n\u021beleg, m\u0103i vere,<br \/>\nc\u0103 aceast\u0103 asociere<br \/>\nva fi, pentru peneleu,<br \/>\ntot un fel de&#8230; useleu!<\/p>\n<p>Ce-o mai r\u00e2de el, Ciolacu,<br \/>\nv\u0103z\u00e2nd cum au dat de dracu`<br \/>\niar el va fi reales<br \/>\nla al n-\u0219pelea Congres!<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiu cum nu s-au g\u00e2ndit<br \/>\nideea nu le-a venit<br \/>\ns\u0103-\u0219i anun\u021be hot\u0103r\u00e2rea<br \/>\nde-a sus\u021bine tot pe&#8230; Firea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vid electoral Dom`le, tocmai am aflat c\u0103 ,,dreapta\u201d s-a aliat \u00eempotriva doamnei Firea c\u0103reia-i vrea mazilirea&#8230; C\u00e2nd s-a f\u0103cut alian\u021ba,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17773"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17773"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17773\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17774,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17773\/revisions\/17774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}