{"id":17769,"date":"2022-04-12T13:08:55","date_gmt":"2022-04-12T10:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17769"},"modified":"2022-04-12T13:08:55","modified_gmt":"2022-04-12T10:08:55","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agiotai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17769","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agiotai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         De nenum\u0103rate ori m\u0103 sc\u0103rpinam \u00een ceaf\u0103. M\u0103 uitam ca vi\u021belul&#8230; la lucrarea nou\u0103, de\u0219i pe material antic, \u0219i nu g\u0103seam merchezul metodei, chiar de-a\u0219 fi primit <strong>agne\u021bul<\/strong> \u00een minte \u0219i mi-ar fi luminat Domnul c\u0103ile cerebrale&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Ce s\u0103 mai destupe? Dup\u0103 ,,\u0218i zi-i!\u201d \u0219i ,,M\u0103-n\u021belegi?\u201d r\u0103m\u00e2i cu sinapsele blocate, ad\u0103ug\u00e2nd tertipurile noastre verbale, toate blocate, <strong>agnozia<\/strong> generalizat\u0103 \u0219i efectele ei, ,,<strong>aglosie<\/strong>\u201d, cecitate, nemi\u0219care, surzenie &#8211; secunde bune -, st\u0103ri <strong>agonice<\/strong> interne de ie\u0219ire din iner\u021bie nereu\u0219ite pre\u021b de tot at\u00e2tea. \u0218i la domnul aviator am trecut prin iadurile facerii lemn\u0103riei, adaosul de cas\u0103 cu plafon betonat, ce servise \u0219i de suport de instala\u021bie solar\u0103 rudimentar\u0103 \u0219i sprijin viei coco\u021bate, avea form\u0103 de ,,L\u201d, impun\u00e2ndu-ne neap\u0103rat construc\u021bia unei dolii, plus cele dou\u0103 la leg\u0103tura cu capacul casei deja acoperite. \u0218i numai cu fier\u0103str\u0103ul, b\u0103nui\u021bi chinul naibii ce-a fost. \u0218i ce-a ie\u0219it&#8230;: o chestie.<br \/>\n         La cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al str\u0103zii Topliceni, mai bine zis \u00een cotul al&#8230; treilea, pe st\u00e2nga, mai c\u0103 nu speram s\u0103 ajungem vreodat\u0103. Rar avea cineva nevoie de servicii de tinichigerie. De ce? S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 hegemonia cartierului Fl\u0103m\u00e2nda func\u021biona perfect \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 perturb\u0103ri, concuren\u021ba fiind \u00eenl\u0103turat\u0103 din fa\u0219a, cei <strong>agita\u021bi<\/strong>, ca noi &#8211; argumentele \u00een defavoarea lucr\u0103torilor zonali, expuse clientului, ,,p\u0103leau\u201d \u00een fa\u021ba persuasiunii: ,,V-aduc eu b\u0103ie\u021bi! \u0218i mai eftini, \u0219i mai buni! Ce \u0219tie rum\u00e2nii s\u0103 fac\u0103?\u201d -, erau ,,pu\u0219i pe fug\u0103\u201d de deshot\u0103r\u00e2rea proprietarului: am \u00eemp\u0103cat lucrarea cu totul&#8230;\u201d, cu jum\u0103tate-trei sferturi de gur\u0103. Iar dup\u0103 talme\u0219-balme\u0219ul produs, nu dup\u0103 mult timp, \u00ee\u021bi vedeai rug\u0103min\u021bile cere\u0219ti \u00eemplinite: un sp\u0103\u0219it, f\u0103c\u00e2nd pe niznaiul indusului \u00een eroare, \u00eens\u0103 cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, blestem\u00e2nd neamul \u0219i <strong>agna\u021bii<\/strong> zidari, pe ei \u0219i ziua alegerii proaste. Cam a\u0219a a fost \u0219i la c\u0103su\u021ba din col\u021b, omi\u021b\u00e2nd episoadele r\u0103zg\u00e2ndirii, luaser\u0103 la pachet \u0219i zugravii, \u0219i a\u0219a-zi\u0219ii tinichigii, care ultimi meseria\u0219i c\u00e2rp\u0103ciser\u0103 \u0219i montaser\u0103 la nimereal\u0103: cu susu-n jos. \u0218i cum zelul nostru nu ne putea opri s\u0103 facem treaba bun\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 norme, jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele noi s-au fixat cu multe reveniri asupra liniilor de ciubuc \u0219i pozi\u021bii drepte ale seurilor \u0219i coturilor, cele vechi primind relipiri \u0219i invers\u0103ri. Preg\u0103tirile fiind f\u0103cute pe un platou de ciment ce se dorise a fi spa\u021biu de parcare al ma\u0219inii, pe o vreme cald\u0103, nu ploioas\u0103 cum o \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219eaz\u0103 h\u0103r\u021bile fotografice ale google maps.<br \/>\n         O a treia amintire despre aceast\u0103 dosit\u0103 strad\u0103 &#8211; adiacente mai sunt \u00eenc\u0103 vreo trei, ale c\u0103ror acces virtual este imposibil, n-au fost <strong>agreate<\/strong> de ,,m\u0103pa\u0219i\u201d, nu s-au \u00eencumetat pe ele nici m\u0103car de curiozitate &#8211; este legat\u0103 de o familie numeroas\u0103, riveran\u0103, a c\u0103rei mam\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219ise cotele dimensiunilor rezonabile \u0219i al c\u0103rei fiu avea lips\u0103 o m\u00e2n\u0103, cred, din na\u0219tere.<br \/>\n        Nu e meseria\u0219 &#8211; rom\u00e2n &#8211; cine nu a lucrat la romi (te po\u021bi lipsi). Strada Unirii abund\u0103, urci, cobori, dai nas \u00een nas cu ei. Totu\u0219i, nu cu ei am de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 \u00eencep incursiunea. Intersec\u021bia cu E85 are pe st\u00e2nga blocuri &#8211; o bucat\u0103 scurt\u0103 din ea -, pe dreapta case. La prima doar de cur\u00e2nd ni s-a propus o lucrare. Specialitatea lui&#8230; tata, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai poat\u0103 m\u0103car asista, ast\u0103 var\u0103 deja \u00eemplinise jum\u0103tate de an de c\u00e2nd se pr\u0103p\u0103dise. Garaj, dolie, leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu vecinul. Negocieri, client preten\u021bios, insistent, asistent, ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De nenum\u0103rate ori m\u0103 sc\u0103rpinam \u00een ceaf\u0103. M\u0103 uitam ca vi\u021belul&#8230; la lucrarea nou\u0103, de\u0219i pe material antic, \u0219i nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17770,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17769\/revisions\/17770"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}