{"id":17758,"date":"2022-04-10T08:52:33","date_gmt":"2022-04-10T05:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17758"},"modified":"2022-04-10T08:52:56","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T05:52:56","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17758","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – \u0218coal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ei, dragii mei, va-ncepe \u0219coala
\n\u0219i Ministerul face simul\u0103ri
\nale scenariilor luptelor cu boala
\nce ne-a pus m\u0103\u0219tile pe n\u0103ri…<\/p>\n

Fi\u021bi lini\u0219ti\u021bi, fiindc\u0103-n laboratoare,
\nacolo-n Ministerul aferent,
\nexist\u0103 min\u021bi lucide \u0219i clarv\u0103z\u0103toare
\nce preg\u0103tesc acest moment!<\/p>\n

Acele min\u021bi ce hot\u0103r\u0103sc destine,
\nvor face tot ce-i necesar
\nca toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 se simt\u0103 bine,
\nla \u00eenceputul anului \u0219colar…<\/p>\n

De pild\u0103, iat\u0103 c\u0103 s-a luat m\u0103sura,
\nca b\u0103ncile s\u0103 fie mai pu\u021bine,
\nsuprasolicit\u00e2nd, astfel, infrastructura
\ncare, \u0219i-a\u0219a, abia mai \u021bine…<\/p>\n

Iar asta-nseamn\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een consecin\u021b\u0103,
\nva cre\u0219te num\u0103rul de clase
\n\u00eenfiin\u021bate, iute, \u00een orice dependin\u021b\u0103
\nce \u00eenc\u0103 nu se d\u0103r\u00e2mase…<\/p>\n

Elevii vor veni la ore-n schimburi,
\ncu nelipsita masc\u0103 pe figur\u0103
\nscriind cu-aceea\u0219i patim\u0103 pe ziduri
\nceea ce nu pot exprima pe gur\u0103…<\/p>\n

Vor sta \u00een b\u0103nci f\u0103cute dup\u0103 norme,
\ncare impun aceast\u0103 distan\u021bare
\niar ei, de\u0219i nu se mai poart\u0103 uniforme,
\nsunt martori la uniformizare…<\/p>\n

\u00cenc\u0103 nu-i clar ce-or face ei \u00een pauz\u0103,
\ncum se vor proteja, \u0219i ca atare,
\ncum se va \u0219ti cine \u0219i din care cauz\u0103
\nare poten\u021bial de infectare?…<\/p>\n

Vor completa p\u0103rin\u021bii acele declara\u021bii,
\n\u00een care se atest\u0103 faptul
\nc\u0103 virusul n-a suferit deloc muta\u021bii
\nce-ar afecta fata sau b\u0103iatul!<\/p>\n

Astfel, problema asta este rezolvat\u0103,
\niar statul nostru este lini\u0219tit
\nc\u0103ci, iat\u0103, con\u0219tiin\u021ba nu-i va fi p\u0103tat\u0103
\nde formularul completat gre\u0219it!<\/p>\n

Se fac aste eforturi ca acest sistem
\ns\u0103 fie tot a\u0219a \u00een continuare.
\nde\u0219i a lui c\u0103dere, cu to\u021bii o vedem,
\nnu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la modernizare!<\/p>\n

Degeaba dai tablete \u0219colilor la \u021bar\u0103,
\ndac\u0103 veceul este tot \u00een curte
\niar stare lor, de fapt, este precar\u0103,
\napropiindu-se de… senectute!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-acolo unde, totu\u0219i, ar putea fi bine,
\n\u0219i s-ar marca evenimentul,
\ntabletele fiind destule pentru ori\u0219icine,
\ndoar c\u0103 le lipse\u0219te… internetul!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu vorbim \u0219i de resursele umane,
\nsec\u0103tuite mult de orice vlag\u0103,
\nsau victime ale nebunelor prigoane
\nacelora ce \u0219coala le e drag\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atuncea, Stat rom\u00e2n, tu \u0219tii s\u0103 ceri
\ns\u0103 te respecte \u0219i ni\u0219te copii,
\ndar nu te str\u0103duie\u0219ti deloc s\u0103 le oferi
\nmotivele de a te r\u0103spl\u0103ti!<\/p>\n

Permi\u021bi ca-n plin\u0103 stare de urgen\u021b\u0103
\ns\u0103 zboare avioanele la nem\u021bi,
\ndar ceri unor copii respect, rezilien\u021b\u0103
\n\u0219i asta, \u00een pozi\u021bie ,,de drep\u021bi\u201d?<\/p>\n

Probabil c\u0103 aceste r\u00e2nduri nu-s dec\u00e2t
\no alt\u0103 deformare-a realit\u0103\u021bii,
\nori poate o poveste, poate-un vis ur\u00e2t
\ncare ne d\u0103uneaz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii…<\/p>\n

De-aceea, cei ce \u0219tiu destul de bine,
\nce se petrece \u00een acest sistem,
\n\u00eei rog, aici, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 judece pe mine
\npun\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la vreun blestem!<\/p>\n

Eu am zis multe de c\u00e2nd scriu pe-aici,
\ndar, dup\u0103 cum s-a constatat,
\nau fost doar vorbe, despre fapte mici,
\nce niciodat\u0103 nu s-au \u00eent\u00e2mplat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0218coal\u0103 Ei, dragii mei, va-ncepe \u0219coala \u0219i Ministerul face simul\u0103ri ale scenariilor luptelor cu boala ce ne-a pus m\u0103\u0219tile pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17758"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17759,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17758\/revisions\/17759"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}