{"id":17750,"date":"2022-04-09T21:52:40","date_gmt":"2022-04-09T18:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17750"},"modified":"2022-04-09T21:52:40","modified_gmt":"2022-04-09T18:52:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aglosia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17750","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aglosia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>          Uneori&#8230;. Deseori sunt p\u00e2ndit de <strong>agnozie<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pot riposta. \u0218i cum a\u0219 putea \u00een acea stare?<br \/>\n       \u0218i-ncurc lucruri, \u0219i abia pot spune pe nume sculelor, oamenilor, opera\u021biunilor. Morm\u0103i, gesticulez, simulez formele, ini\u021bialele, mimez mi\u0219c\u0103rile de ciocan, de \u00eenv\u00e2rtit hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, o \u00eentreag\u0103 panoplie ce ar surclasa cariera muteasc\u0103 a lui M\u0103laimare. Nu-i de spus cum e privit din afar\u0103 unul construit pe calapodul meu, tralalala ar fi prea pu\u021bin. Cum crede\u021bi c\u0103 mi s-a ales c\u00e2ndva ca <strong>agnomen<\/strong> Nebunic\u0103? <strong>Agit\u00e2nd<\/strong> fiecare parte a corpului, d\u00e2nd din fleanc\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd mi se deznoda limba p\u00e2n\u0103 la crucile asisten\u021bilor&#8230;.<br \/>\n         De gura mea n-a sc\u0103pat nimeni. Tata&#8230;. Nu-l acuz c\u0103 ne-a purtat prin toate cur\u021bile \u0219i la toate lucr\u0103rile ce n-ar fi meritat c\u00e2rpelile noastre mig\u0103lite, aproape nepl\u0103tite sau nu suficient remunerate, abia acum am \u00een\u021beles rostul. Titulatura de me\u0219ter se cap\u0103t\u0103 tocmai acolo unde este mai greu, unde sunt mai pu\u021bine \u0219anse s\u0103-\u021bi ias\u0103 ce \u021bi-ai dorit mai mult: dac\u0103 nu perfec\u021biune, m\u0103car un ,,hai c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a r\u0103u\u201d. Aproape de bifurca\u021bia Jideni-Cri\u0219ani, gard \u00een gard cu nea Trandafir, ne-a debarcat tata la un acoperi\u0219 de&#8230; magazie. O&#8230; am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 de d\u0103r\u0103p\u0103n\u0103tur\u0103, gata s\u0103 pice. Doar pozi\u021bia a ajutat-o, implicit pe noi, s\u0103 nu cad\u0103: l\u00e2ng\u0103 zidul casei vecine, lipit\u0103 de el. M-am trezit lament\u00e2ndu-m\u0103, apostrof\u00e2ndu-mi p\u0103rintele c\u0103 standardele lui au cobor\u00e2t vertiginos, c\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 <strong>agreeze<\/strong> prea des toate co\u0219torobe\u021bele gata s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 felul: ori destul de primejdioase, ori prost recompensate. Ba s\u0103 se ridice \u0219i preten\u021bii, fie ale lui tata, fie ale clientului st\u00e2rnit de ideile acestuia. Aici ni s-a spus c\u0103 avem ,,liber\u201d la defri\u0219area cartonului. Iar dedesubt&#8230; mucegai de lemn, din cel alb, clocit, ,,\u00eembietor\u201d la miros numa-numa\u2019, sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 au mama ei \u0219i versiuni de acoperire doar una: c\u00e2rpeal\u0103 la ,,marea art\u0103\u201d cu sc\u00e2nduri dintr-un gard vechi, dezafectat. Tabla&#8230; prins\u0103 pe alocuri cu \u021binte de \u0219apte &#8211; aduse din arsenalul propriu -, \u00een locurile unde g\u0103seam c\u0103priori s\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103n\u0103tate, c\u0103ci \u0219i lor se sosise veleatul, se \u00eenmuiaser\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 musteau de ap\u0103 (doar ce plouase cu o zi \u00eenainte). O furie <strong>agonic\u0103<\/strong> te apuc\u0103, fierbi intern precum cazanul de fasole de la regimentul 01457 Flore\u0219ti \u0219i r\u0103bufne\u0219ti c\u00e2nd cine \u0219tie ce cuv\u00e2nt st\u00e2rne\u0219te supapa de refulare. Evenimentele ulterioare sunt previzibile. Se dezl\u0103n\u021buie fiecare \u0219i vars\u0103 din r\u0103runchi toate ofurile. Ca dup\u0103 furtun\u0103, dup\u0103 cele zece minute critice, precipita\u021biile orale se potolesc \u0219i se pornesc m\u00e2inile b\u0103t\u00e2nd toaca finalului&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Ani ploio\u0219i, ani umezi, ani&#8230;. Trecu\u021bi peste mult\u0103 clientel\u0103. Dep\u0103\u0219im intersec\u021bia cu strada Cri\u0219ani, travers\u0103m Unirii &#8211; \u00een fug\u0103, ferindu-ne din calea etniei rome, na\u021bie <strong>agitat\u0103<\/strong>, gr\u0103bit\u0103 dinspre \u0219i la &#8211; \u0219i \u00een cotul Toplicenilor, prima cas\u0103 spre st\u00e2nga, am servit&#8230; meseria. Cum b\u0103iatul propriet\u0103resei avia\u021bia. Un tip un centimetru mai s\u0103ltat ca noi, vreo dou\u0103 dramuri mai greu ca fiecare dintre noi \u0219i vreo c\u00e2teva secunde mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n ca tata. Mai volubil \u0219i mai&#8230;. Dup\u0103 cinci zile \u00een aceea\u0219i curte, dup\u0103 90 de foi de tabl\u0103, dup\u0103 o roat\u0103 casei cu jgheaburi \u0219i burlane, noi toate \u0219i dup\u0103 o prim\u0103 interven\u021bie \u00een calitate de &#8211; s\u0103 nu le-ncurc, specializ\u0103rile &#8211; dulgheri&#8230;. Te alegi cu o oboseal\u0103&#8230;. Ad\u0103ugasem frecventelor mi\u0219c\u0103ri sus-jos, st\u00e2nga-dreapta de ciocane, forfec\u0103rilor \u0219i urcu\u0219urilor-cobor\u00e2ri echilibristice du-te-vino-ul cu fier\u0103str\u0103ul, care de la jum\u0103tatea grinzilor p\u0103rea imposibil, poticnindu-se \u00een lemnul verde, reduc\u00e2nd <strong>agogica<\/strong> t\u0103ierii la o coroan\u0103 &#8211; muzical\u0103 &#8211; nedefinit\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uneori&#8230;. Deseori sunt p\u00e2ndit de agnozie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pot riposta. \u0218i cum a\u0219 putea \u00een acea stare? \u0218i-ncurc lucruri, \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17751,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17750\/revisions\/17751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}