{"id":17724,"date":"2022-04-06T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17724"},"modified":"2022-04-06T10:32:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-06T07:32:00","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-scrisoare-pandemica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17724","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Scrisoare pandemic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

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La un semn, un caz de altul, leg\u00e2nd pat de pat, se leag\u0103
\n\u015ei \u00een sunet de sirene trece oastea lui \u00eentreag\u0103;
\nBrancardieri, copii de suflet ai lui Arafat \u015fi Rafili
\nVin de-ntunec\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul la spitale-utopii;
\nR\u0103sp\u00e2ndindu-se \u00een roiuri, umplu corturile mari…
\nCu mul\u021bime infectat\u0103 adunat\u0103 din focar.
\nIat\u0103 vine-un sol de pace cu o masc\u0103-n v\u00e2rf de b\u0103\u0163.
\nArafat, privind la d\u00e2nsul, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 cu dispre\u0163:
\n– Ce vrei tu?
\n– Noi? Bun\u0103 pace! \u015ei de n-o fi infectat,
\nDomnul nostru-ar vrea s\u0103 vaz\u0103 pe T\u0103taru-\u00cemp\u0103rat.
\nLa un semn deschis\u0103-i calea \u015fi s-apropie de cort
\nUn asimptomatic simplu, \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cu un raport.
\n– Tu e\u015fti Mircea?
\n– Din p\u0103cate!
\n– Am venit s\u0103 mi te-nchini,
\nDe nu, \u00ee\u021bi aduc Corona \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 duzini.
\n– Orice g\u00e2nd ai, \u00eemp\u0103rate, \u015fi oricum vei fi sosit,
\nFiindc\u0103 tot n-avem ce face, eu \u00ee\u0163i zic: Bine-ai venit!
\nDespre partea infect\u0103rii \u00eens\u0103, Doamne, suntem fier\u0163i;
\nC\u0103ci noi ne lupt\u0103m cu viru\u0219i \u0219i tu vrei ca s\u0103 ne cer\u0163i,
\nOri vei vrea s\u0103 faci \u00eentoars\u0103 de pe-acuma a ta cale,
\nS\u0103 ne dai un spor \u015fi nou\u0103 de mila M\u0103riei tale…
\nDe-o fi una, de-o fi alta… Ce e scris \u015fi pentru noi,
\nBucuro\u015fi le-am dus noi toate, dar acuma-i vai de noi!
\n– Cum? C\u00e2nd lumea mi se-arat\u0103, ca o carte de tarot
\nCrezi c\u0103 \u00eentreg mapamondul ar dori s\u0103 piard\u0103 tot?
\nO, tu nici visezi, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne, c\u00e2\u0163i \u00een alb mi s-au supus!
\nToat\u0103 floarea cea vestit\u0103, neplecat\u0103 \u00een Apus,
\nTot ce st\u0103 \u00een umbra Crucii ,,Ro\u0219ii\u201d, ,,Galbene\u201d, se-adun\u0103
\nS\u0103 dea piept cu pandemia ce cre\u0219te din lun\u0103-n lun\u0103.
\n\u0218i-au luat halate albe, cavalerii de la Malta,
\nFirea, cu-ale ei Antene, puse una peste alta,
\nToate m\u0103\u0219tile adunat-au contra virusului care
\n\u00cen turbarea-i furtunoas\u0103 a cuprins \u0219i mic \u0219i mare.
\nN-au avut dec\u00e2t cu ochiul ori cu m\u00e2na semn a face,
\n\u015ei chinezul \u00ee\u015fi \u00eempinse toate virusurile-ncoace;
\nPentru-a fricii biruin\u0163\u0103 se mi\u015fcar\u0103 r\u00e2uri-r\u00e2uri,
\nMii de genii r\u0103scolite, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd de zor vaccinuri;
\nCercet\u00e2nd cu luare-aminte ale bolii \u00eenceputuri,
\n\u00cennegrind tot internetul cu-a lor zeci de mii de-anun\u021buri,
\nSe mi\u015fcau \u00eengrozitoare babele din DSP-uri,
\nTremurau \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2ntate mai mult de-ale lor… bufeuri!
\nLa terase, tu v\u0103zut-ai c\u00e2te tabere s-au str\u00e2ns
\nCa s\u0103 steie \u00eenainte-i virusului ne\u00eenvins.
\nC\u00e2nd v\u0103zui a lor mul\u0163ime, c\u00e2t\u0103 pizza c\u00e2t\u0103 ,,iarb\u0103\u201d,
\nCu o ur\u0103 infectat\u0103 mi-am \u015foptit atunci \u00een barb\u0103,
\nAm jurat ca peste d\u00e2n\u015fii s\u0103 trec falnic, f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103s,
\n\u00cen spitalul Colentina, to\u021bi covizii s\u0103 mi-i v\u0103rs…
\n\u015ei de crunta-mi virulen\u021b\u0103, tu te aperi c-un Cefort?
\n\u015ei, purtat de biruin\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103-mpiedec de-un om mort?
\n– De-un om mort, da, \u00eemp\u0103rate, \u00eens\u0103 mortul ce prive\u015fti
\nNu e om de r\u00e2nd, el e esen\u021ba \u0162\u0103rii Rom\u00e2ne\u015fti.
\nEu nu \u0163i-a\u015f dori vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 ajungi s\u0103 ne cuno\u015fti,
\nC\u0103 nici Dun\u0103rea nu curge c\u00e2nd ne vede-a\u0219a de pro\u0219ti.
\nP\u00e2n\u0103-n virus, mul\u0163i venir\u0103, peste noi precum o oaste,
\n\u0218i ne-au luat temperatura \u0219i din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i din coaste
\nMul\u0163i \u021bipar\u0103, dup\u0103 asta, de-au f\u0103cut la limb\u0103 nod,
\n\u0218i-au b\u0103gat spaima \u00een lume, c\u0103 \u00een creier au un cod;
\nDispera\u0163i pe care lumea nu putea s\u0103-i mai \u00eencap\u0103
\nAu venit \u015fi-n \u0163ara noastr\u0103 isteria s-o \u00eenceap\u0103 –
\n\u015ei nu voi ca s\u0103 m\u0103 laud, nici c\u0103 voi s\u0103 te-nsp\u0103im\u00e2nt,
\nCum venir\u0103, se f\u0103cur\u0103 to\u0163i o ap\u0103 \u015f-un p\u0103m\u00e2nt.
\nTe f\u0103le\u015fti c\u0103 \u00eenainte-\u0163i r\u0103sturnat-ai valv\u00e2rtej
\nAlte virusuri mortale inventate de chinezi?
\nTu te lauzi c\u0103 \u0219i Merkel \u00eenainte \u0163i s-a pus?…
\nCe-o m\u00e2na pe ea \u00een lupt\u0103, ce avut-a ea de spus?
\nBanii mul\u021bi voiau s\u0103-i smulg\u0103 cu voin\u021ba ei de fier,
\nA minciunii biruin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103ta orice cavaler.
\nEu? \u00cemi ap\u0103r s\u0103r\u0103cia, p\u00e2inea, ceapa \u0219i salamul…
\n\u015ei de-aceea tot ce-i masc\u0103-n \u0163ara asta, aduce banul,
\nMi-e prieten \u00een pandemie, iar\u0103 \u0163ie, virus este,
\nVirusa\u021bi ve\u021bi fi cu toate, cu amante, cu neveste;
\nSuntem pro\u015fti, iar\u0103 iubirea de ho\u021bie e un zid
\nCare nu se-nfioreaz\u0103 de un virus insipid!
\n\u015ei abia plec\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nul… Ce mai fream\u0103t, ce mai zbucium!
\n\u021aara clocoti de zgomot, de sondajele din bucium,
\n\u00cen spitale-ncep s\u0103 vin\u0103 mii de capete pletoase,
\nMii de \u021beste lucitoare \u00een statistici se \u00eendeas\u0103;
\nIgnoran\u0163ii umplu netul \u015fi roiesc dup\u0103 un semn
\nCu privirea de s\u0103lbatici \u0219i cu limba lor de lemn,
\n\u0218i pe taste iau \u00een fug\u0103 fa\u0163a negrului p\u0103m\u00e2nt,
\nNu stau clipe lungi \u00een soare, se-ndoaie la orice v\u00e2nt,
\n\u015ei ca nouri de aram\u0103 \u015fi ca ropotul de grindeni,
\nOrizontu-ntunec\u00e2ndu-l, vin prostii de pretutindeni,
\nV\u00e2j\u00e2ind ca vijelia \u015fi ca plesnetul de ploaie…
\nUrl\u0103 \u021bara de prostie \u015fi de strig\u0103t de b\u0103taie.
\n\u00cen zadar strigau patronii ca \u015fi leii \u00een turbare,
\nFalimentul se \u00eentinde tot mai mare \u015fi mai mare;
\n\u00cen zadar cei din HORECA se adun\u0103 ca o oaste,
\nC\u0103ci cuprin\u0219i sunt de pieire \u015fi din fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00een coaste,
\nC\u0103ci se clatin\u0103 m\u0103rite pre\u021burile-n pandemie;
\nCad bolnavii ca statistici risipite pe h\u00e2rtie,
\n\u00cen genunchi c\u0103deau manageri, colo al\u021bii se r\u0103stoarn\u0103,
\nC\u00e2nd virusul vine-n valuri, al\u021bii ,,\u015fuier\u0103\u201d \u0219i ,,toarn\u0103\u201d
\nJefuind lumea pe fa\u0163\u0103, ca haiducii cu hangerul,
\nPe p\u0103m\u00e2nt lor li se pare c-au descoperit misterul…
\nKlaus \u00eensu\u015fi m\u00e2n\u0103-n lupt\u0103 oastea lui \u00eengrozitoare,
\nCare vine, vine, vine, bag\u0103 tot \u00een izolare;
\nDurduind sosea T\u0103taru arunc\u00e2nd \u00een pres\u0103 suli\u0163i,
\nPrintre cete de \u0219tiriste, el f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi large uli\u0163i;
\nNeoprite se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 a bolnavilor \u015firaguri,
\n\u015ei gonind c\u0103tre spitale ambulan\u021bele-aduc cazuri,
\nCa potop ce pr\u0103p\u0103de\u015fte, ca o mare turburat\u0103 –
\n\u00cen cur\u00e2nd, umanitatea este toat\u0103 infectat\u0103.
\nDin ,,eroii\u201d de-alt\u0103dat\u0103 n-au r\u0103mas dec\u00e2t o m\u00e2n\u0103,
\nIar \u00een urma lor r\u0103m\u00e2ne, jalnic, na\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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