{"id":17704,"date":"2022-04-03T16:51:26","date_gmt":"2022-04-03T13:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17704"},"modified":"2022-04-03T16:51:26","modified_gmt":"2022-04-03T13:51:26","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-partidul-fericirii-absolute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17704","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Partidul Fericirii Absolute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Partidul Fericirii Absolute<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dintre at\u00e2tea alea, zise \u0219i f\u0103cute,<br \/>\nm\u0103 mir cum \u00eenc\u0103 nu a ap\u0103rut<br \/>\nAcel Partid al Fericirii Absolute,<br \/>\n(numit \u0219i PFA, a\u0219a, pe scurt!)<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, acest partid de-o ap\u0103rea,<br \/>\npoate-o avea ca sigl\u0103 o spiral\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103 tot ne \u00eenv\u00e2rtim cu to\u021bii \u00een ea,<br \/>\ncu o incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103&#8230; abisal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 vie, dom`le, cu acel program<br \/>\niar membrii lui s\u0103 \u00eel disemineze<br \/>\ns\u0103 ne promit\u0103 fericiri la kilogram<br \/>\npe care lumea o s\u0103 le&#8230; prizeze!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-atuncea, cum s\u0103 nu te-nscrii<br \/>\n\u00een \u0103st partid care \u00ee\u021bi garanteaz\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103 po\u021bi ob\u021bine oric\u00e2te \u021bi-ai dori<br \/>\niar fericirea e ceea ce conteaz\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>,,- `Ai, dom`le, te auzi ce zici?<br \/>\nA\u0219a ceva nu este, nu rezist\u0103!<br \/>\nSe vede clar c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti de pe-aici,<br \/>\naltfel ai \u0219ti c\u0103 fericirea nu exist\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Mai las\u0103-ne, \u0219i du-te cu spirala,<br \/>\nc-avem pe cap multe simboluri<br \/>\niar unul dintre ele aduce boala<br \/>\nce b\u00e2ntuie spitalele, pe holuri&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i ce partide ar putea fi-n stare<br \/>\ns\u0103-mpart\u0103 at\u00e2ta fericire la popor,<br \/>\n\u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 aib-o mic\u0103 parte fiecare,<br \/>\ndar s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 partea mare, lor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Vedem acum, ce scump\u0103-i fericirea,<br \/>\n\u0219i de aceea, mul\u021bi nu \u0219i-o permit,<br \/>\niar cei pu\u021bini sfideaz\u0103 omenirea<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd, cu ipocrizie, cu to\u021bii o promit!<\/p>\n<p>De-aceea, Fericirea cea adev\u0103rat\u0103,<br \/>\nnu se va g\u0103si ,,la liber\u201d \u00een partid,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci ea a fost demult ,,privatizat\u0103\u201d,<br \/>\nca simplu ,,PFA\u201d al unui individ!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Partidul Fericirii Absolute Dintre at\u00e2tea alea, zise \u0219i f\u0103cute, m\u0103 mir cum \u00eenc\u0103 nu a ap\u0103rut Acel Partid al Fericirii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17705,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17704\/revisions\/17705"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}