{"id":17660,"date":"2022-03-30T23:56:20","date_gmt":"2022-03-30T20:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17660"},"modified":"2022-03-30T23:56:20","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T20:56:20","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-nefireasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17660","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; NeFIREAsc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>NeFIREAsc\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hai iuiu, iuiu, iuiu,<br \/>\niaca vine ,,tata Puiu\u201d,<br \/>\nmai apoi, Roman Petric\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0219i cu Dragomir Mitic\u0103,<\/p>\n<p>Au venit to\u021bi l\u00e2ng\u0103 Firea<br \/>\ns\u0103-i sus\u021bin\u0103 prelungirea<br \/>\nmandatului de primar<br \/>\nca s\u0103 fie aleas\u0103 iar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tata Puiu le d\u0103 sfaturi<br \/>\ncum s-atace de pe laturi,<br \/>\napoi pup\u0103 la icoane<br \/>\ncum f\u0103cea pe stadioane!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timp ce Mitic\u0103 strig\u0103<br \/>\nc\u0103 tot el e \u0219ef la Lig\u0103!<br \/>\nNea Mitic\u0103, gata bre!<br \/>\nUite, ia-\u021bi pastilele!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Petre Roman, la sacou,<br \/>\n(nu mai are pulover nou!)<br \/>\nzice c\u0103 e get-beget,<br \/>\nbrav urma\u0219 de traco-get!<\/p>\n<p>Dumnealui, la o adic\u0103,<br \/>\nprocentajul \u00eel ridic\u0103,<br \/>\ncum f\u0103cea c\u00e2nd era t\u00e2n\u0103r<br \/>\n\u0219i cu femei f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar acuma, iaca-iaca,<br \/>\ns-a desfiin\u021bat Apaca<br \/>\n\u0219i nimeni nu-l mai ajut\u0103<br \/>\nnici pe lei nici pe valut\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Doamne, cu a\u0219a echip\u0103,<br \/>\nce s-a adunat \u00een prip\u0103,<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 vreun cantonament,<br \/>\nscorul este evident!<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc\u0103 nu i-a l\u0103sat Firea<br \/>\ns\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lzirea,<br \/>\nsau m\u0103car un joc de glezne<br \/>\ns\u0103 alerge mult mai lesne&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>USR-ul, zice-o surs\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103 s-ar fi retras din curs\u0103,<br \/>\nc\u0103ci at\u00e2ta s-au gr\u0103bit<br \/>\n\u00eenc\u00e2t actele-au gre\u0219it!<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, bietul Nicu\u0219or,<br \/>\na v\u0103zut c\u0103 nu-i u\u0219or<br \/>\n\u0219i-aoleu, ce-al dracu-\u021bi vine<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd ai vrea, dar n-ai cu cine!<\/p>\n<p>Dragii mei, \u00eenchei aici<br \/>\nc\u00e2t \u00eenc\u0103 mai am amici!<br \/>\nLas pe al\u021bii s\u0103 mai zic\u0103<br \/>\ndespre Puiu \u0219i Mitic\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NeFIREAsc\u0103 Hai iuiu, iuiu, iuiu, iaca vine ,,tata Puiu\u201d, mai apoi, Roman Petric\u0103, \u0219i cu Dragomir Mitic\u0103, Au venit to\u021bi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17661,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17660\/revisions\/17661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}