{"id":17654,"date":"2022-03-29T08:42:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-29T05:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17654"},"modified":"2022-03-29T08:42:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-29T05:42:00","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afanand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17654","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Af\u00e2n\u00e2nd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       ,,Ne-ai f\u0103cut, bre, <strong>aftoizi<\/strong> ca mata! Lu\u2019 \u0103la mare i-a picat p\u0103rul, \u0219i mie, io sunt plin pe picioare de pete!\u201d<br \/>\n        Deh, Cristi! V\u0103it\u00e2ndu-se zilnic de boli, de neajunsuri, de soarta lui nefericit\u0103. Chiar \u0219i dup\u0103 decesul lui tata. \u0218i al mamei, dar ni\u021belu\u0219 mai pu\u021bin. Strada Jideni. Lung\u0103 \u0219i fracturat\u0103 pe alocuri cu c\u00e2te un col\u021b de strad\u0103, de la domnul maior cu ,,s\u0103rum\u00e2na\u201d-mi \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 intri \u00een gura&#8230;. C-a ajuns fl\u0103m\u00e2nzeanul s\u0103 \u00eempresoare rom\u00e2nii \u0219i s\u0103 acapareze teren p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219oseaua na\u021bional\u0103 cu obstina\u021bie, de-o s\u0103 se-mput\u0103 toat\u0103 zona, s\u0103 le vezi ,,capoadele cororate\u201d, covoarele pe garduri la uscat \u0219i ma\u0219inile de ,,lux\u201d cu ei pendul\u00e2nd \u00eentre locuin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i centru, de\u0219i nu se dau \u00een l\u0103turi s\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie tot ora\u0219ul. Degeaba ai da cu <strong>aghesme<\/strong>, \u00een zadar ai face reclama\u021bii <strong>agiilor<\/strong>, li-i na\u021bia proteguit\u0103, <strong>agitat\u0103<\/strong> din fire, pliscul c\u00e2r\u00e2itor, nervul u\u0219or agasabil \u0219i con\u0219tiin\u021ba format\u0103 pe calapodul genomic al nemuncii. Destul despre&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Aleg\u00e2nd sensul aici propus, undeva pe dreapta, la o c\u0103su\u021b\u0103 cu etaj, ne fusese propus\u0103 o re\u00eenburl\u0103nare \u0219i o re\u00eenjghebare nea Stan, colegul de la Intercoop care, de\u0219i mic de statur\u0103, st\u0103p\u00e2nea macaraua \u00eentreprinderii ca un uria\u0219, cu un soi de arogan\u021b\u0103 de acolo de sus, din cabin\u0103, mereu cu halatul kaki, mereu cu \u0219apca made by nea Novac (b\u0103tr\u00e2nii se serveau reciproc) \u0219i cu o deschidere de gur\u0103 suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 dea la iveal\u0103 lucrarea m\u0103sel\u0103reasc\u0103 de aur.  Acolo l-am re\u00eent\u00e2lnit pe ,,Jegu\u0219\u201d &#8211; tot \u00eei caut \u00een minte numele \u0219i nu-mi sare victorios la iveal\u0103; deh, m-a\u0219 fi declarat nu numai oficiu de cadastru, ci \u0219i eviden\u021ba popula\u021biei locale, dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi re\u021binut to\u021bi clien\u021bii dup\u0103 nume, prenume, cunoscu\u021bii, amicii, str\u0103inii de ne-au dat t\u00e2rcoale, du\u0219manii&#8230; -, fost absolvent de liceu de muzic\u0103 sau conservator la vioar\u0103, fost profesor o scurt\u0103 perioad\u0103, fost fotograf prin preajma Autog\u0103rii Buz\u0103u, actual comerciant \u00een Pia\u021b\u0103, ne\u0219tiind de gradul de afinitate cu nea Stan, socru-su. Curte \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103, de aceea \u0219i ridicarea pe vertical\u0103, asfalt \u00een ea cum pu\u021bini se pot l\u0103uda \u00eenc\u0103, dar de a\u0219teptat dup\u0103 ce muncise ani buni prin str\u0103in\u0103tate pe la \u0103i cop\u021bi la nisip \u0219i un\u0219i cu petrol. Prea pu\u021bine re\u021bin din acea zi \u00eensorit\u0103, torid\u0103 de-a binelea, ocolit\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd sub umbrarul de vie &#8211; cam ca la nea Anton -, bun de-o r\u0103corire, r\u0103u la strecurarea c\u0103tre c\u00e2rlige. \u00cenc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lecam bicicletele, transportam sculele cu c\u0103ruciorul \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103lzeam \u00een g\u0103leat\u0103 letcoanele cu combustibil lemnos. Ocazie numai bun\u0103 s\u0103 mi se fixeze pe scoar\u021ba cerebral\u0103 obiceiul rural al aprinderii focului cu gaz pres\u0103rat pe cenu\u0219\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tiule\u021bi dezgoli\u021bi a\u0219eza\u021bi \u00een form\u0103 de con.<br \/>\n          Pe partea opus\u0103, la vreo \u0219aizeci de metri mai jos, un nene cu adaosul nominal Sifonaru (aflu de la Cristi indicativul principal), prieten cu tata, fum\u0103tor \u00eenr\u0103it \u0219i dup\u0103 moac\u0103 \u0219i machitor profesionist. \u00cens\u0103 nu tot ce se vede pe fa\u021ba omului este \u0219i perfect adev\u0103rat, genetica mai joac\u0103 feste \u0219i sculpteaz\u0103 chipul dup\u0103 rude. El parc\u0103 ciugulit de p\u0103s\u0103ri, sora ca \u00een fotografiile de epoc\u0103. Nu ne solicitaser\u0103 pentru cas\u0103, ci pentru o buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u00een spate, prilej pentru o perspectiv\u0103 nou\u0103 asupra dosului cl\u0103dirii ce ad\u0103poste\u0219te after-school-ul sau gr\u0103dini\u021ba de pe E85. Curiozitatea&#8230;. Nu pant\u0103, nu complica\u021bii. \u0218i de fapt sor\u0103-sa ne tocmise, el doar ne recomandase, fiindc\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi cum e la mo\u0219tenire, buni, ne buni se ceart\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een pragul furiei oarbe. C\u0103-\u021bi spun, c\u0103 sesizezi tu c\u0103 apele sunt <strong>agitate<\/strong> \u00eentre ei, c\u0103-\u0219i vorbesc printre din\u021bi sau deloc, \u00ee\u021bi dai seama de motiv: sup\u0103rare de la \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beal\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Ne-ai f\u0103cut, bre, aftoizi ca mata! Lu\u2019 \u0103la mare i-a picat p\u0103rul, \u0219i mie, io sunt plin pe picioare de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17655,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17654\/revisions\/17655"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}