{"id":17619,"date":"2022-03-24T20:24:20","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T17:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17619"},"modified":"2022-03-24T20:24:20","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T17:24:20","slug":"brigada-diverse-mona-dan-esca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17619","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Mon(a), Da(n), Es(c)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>13 martie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Cum s\u0103&#8230; p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti c\u0103 oricine&#8230; investe\u0219te un leu, fie mai mul\u021bi, va ajunge&#8230; teslanian. \u00cen traducere liber\u0103, nu \u00een mai mult de patru luni, va ajunge&#8230; milionar.<br \/>\n        M-am trezit deun\u0103zi cu o&#8230; sticl\u0103 de plastic \u00een curte. M-a\u0219 putea considera, precum Zelenski, ,,ratat&#8221;. Numai c\u0103 de bombe, prea multe nu vor mai e\u0219ua \u00een a-i face felul. E suficient\u0103 ultima.<br \/>\n        Ucraina&#8230;. Ah, ce \u021bar\u0103 minunat\u0103! &#8211; a la Gyuri. \u00cenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni nedormite ale pre\u0219edintelui, \u00eenc\u0103 vreo duzin\u0103 de cl\u0103diri d\u0103r\u00e2mate din loc \u00een loc \u0219i ,,nu cedeaz\u0103&#8221; se va transforma \u00een ,,nu mai exist\u0103&#8221;.<br \/>\n        Pricep c\u0103 8 martie&#8230; e cu femei. S\u0103 nu uite d\u00e2nsele c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 multele pahare \u0219i b\u0103rbatul la r\u00e2nd, c\u0103ruia nu-i prea pas\u0103 de slogane gen ,,frumuse\u021bea salveaz\u0103 lumea&#8221;. \u00cen fapt ea a nenorocit-o.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 v\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndi\u021bi de ce unora le place&#8230; via\u021ba \u0219i energiile ruse\u0219ti. Neam\u021bului \u0219i ungurului, de aceea, pu\u021bin le import\u0103 de ce vor englezoii \u0219i fra\u021bii de peste ,,prutul&#8221; oceanic.<br \/>\n        Ce te pot \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba sondajele de opinie: c\u0103 num\u0103rul tolomacilor este la nivelul sfertului na\u021bional. Restul au ra\u021biunea acolo unde \u00eei este locul \u0219i refuz\u0103 o eventual\u0103 chemare la oaste.<br \/>\n      Ve\u0219tile despre r\u0103zboi \u0219i cei ce le \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie apar\u021bin azi defetismului. Sau zvonisticii ne\u00eentemeiate. \u00cen baza acestei no\u021biuni, nici nu conteaz\u0103 cine flutur\u0103 flamuri false, cine se joac\u0103 de-a ,,ia foc nucleara, nu ia foc&#8221;, ,,e bombardat\u0103 centrala&#8221;, ,,bomba a explodat la un kilometru&#8221;, important este cine va suferi consecin\u021bele: noi. Fiindc\u0103 unul nu cedeaz\u0103, iar cel\u0103lalt e vod\u0103 \u00een Asia lui.<br \/>\n         Volodimire, Nato nu \u00eei este fric\u0103 de Rusia, ci de ac\u021biunile mai devreme men\u021bionate. C\u0103 un eventual m\u0103cel ne afecteaz\u0103 pe to\u021bi. Adio plaje, miliarde de dolari, adio toate. Nu-i at\u00e2t de responsabil\u0103 ca tine, cel care nu poate abdica de la mandatul ob\u021binut de la cet\u0103\u021beni, c\u0103 ei vor r\u0103zmeri\u021b\u0103. Dac-ar fi dup\u0103 tine&#8230;. Dar \u0219i tu e\u0219ti cet\u0103\u021bean.<br \/>\n         B\u0103ie\u021bii \u0219tiu. Unde sunt laboratoarele, c\u00e2te func\u021bioneaz\u0103, ce mic\u0219oare microorganisme manipuleaz\u0103, c\u00e2te stau la p\u0103strare. \u0218i mai \u0219tiu \u0219i altele, doar ei le-au \u00eenfiin\u021bat.<br \/>\n        B\u0103 pu\u0219tiule! Ceru-i mare, cine s\u0103-i \u021bin\u0103 \u00eentregul cont? Cine \u021bi-a promis c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi va sta scut deasupra, te-a \u00een\u0219elat. Iar tu ai pus botul.<br \/>\n        Bune mai erau, Baidene! S\u0103 vedem cum se va sim\u021bi americanul cu robinetele ruse\u0219ti \u00eenchise \u0219i cu pre\u021bul la galon triplat.<br \/>\n        Un general ce-\u0219i poate dori? S\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 meseria. Un dram de criz\u0103, un dram de dorin\u021b\u0103, o na\u021bie chemat\u0103 la arme.<br \/>\n         Nu prea \u0219tiu cum se poate na\u0219te o legend\u0103, ucrainean\u0103, \u00een c\u00e2teva zile de beligeran\u021b\u0103. E cam mult&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Poate ai dreptate, poate nu. Ce nu prea \u00een\u021beleg conduc\u0103torii, presupu\u0219i \u00een sine \u0219i a\u0219ternu\u021bi o perioad\u0103 \u00een catastifele statale: vin \u0219i pleac\u0103. Despre Klaus, sf\u00e2ntul de Rom\u00e2nia: vai de beneficiul lui dup\u0103 doi ani, \u00eemplini\u021bi, dar nefinaliza\u021bi, de virusuri rebele \u0219i posibili al\u021bii de degringolad\u0103 militar\u0103. Nea Cristoiu!<br \/>\n         \u00cen alt\u0103 parte n-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 obloje\u0219ti r\u0103nile na\u021biei ucrainene, tanti Leyen? Ungaria nu poate, Polonia nu vrea, Belarus s\u0103 n-aud\u0103? De-aia?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>13 martie 2022 Cum s\u0103&#8230; p\u0103c\u0103le\u0219ti c\u0103 oricine&#8230; investe\u0219te un leu, fie mai mul\u021bi, va ajunge&#8230; teslanian. \u00cen traducere liber\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17619"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17620,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17619\/revisions\/17620"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}