{"id":17604,"date":"2022-03-22T10:25:17","date_gmt":"2022-03-22T07:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17604"},"modified":"2022-03-22T10:25:17","modified_gmt":"2022-03-22T07:25:17","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afurcam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17604","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afurcam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Gulera\u021bii tot gulera\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Te duci pentru sor\u0103 \u0219i te treze\u0219ti \u00een curte la nea Titi Trandafir pentru o m\u0103sur\u0103toare de burlane, jgheaburi, neduse la schimbare, cum nici promisiunea de montare a sistemului pluvial la nem\u021boaic\u0103 n-a mai fost dus\u0103 la \u00eemplinire. De unde p\u00e2n\u0103 unde, i-au revenit lui Cartoaf\u0103, fostul coleg de la Intercoop, leat cu tata. Ne-am consolat cu masa de mezeluri \u0219i sucuri oferite pe toat\u0103 durata lucr\u0103rii. Al\u021bii n-ar fi dat o firimitur\u0103 de p\u00e2ine, chiar de-ar fi locuit acolo, s-ar fi scuzat c\u0103 abia au achizi\u021bionat-o, c\u0103&#8230;. Dar nu ne-a stat \u00een fire niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 le c\u0103ut\u0103m vreo vin\u0103 \u0219i obliga\u021bii de hr\u0103nire. Ne mai trezeam cu r\u0103ni <strong>aftoide<\/strong> \u00een gur\u0103 de sete nepotolit\u0103 la timp, ne mai chior\u0103iau ma\u021bele, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 uitam de toate. Suveranul ceresc ne topea nevoile, <strong>agerind<\/strong> mintea s\u0103 comande stomacului \u0219i papilelor gustative nu. Te <strong>afundai<\/strong> \u00een treab\u0103 \u0219i uitai oricum.<br \/>\n         Vecinul din spatele neamurilor de s\u00e2nge ale Aidei este \u00eenc\u0103 un personaj prezent pe firmamentul local, fiu de profesor, partizan parc\u0103 Pnl, \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor, \u00eenalt, re\u021binut \u0219i&#8230; client. S\u0103 zic, din amintiri, c\u0103 am mai f\u0103cut afaceri cu munc\u0103 de burlane \u0219i jgheaburi pentru firma d\u00e2nsului &#8211; merg pe informa\u021bia din trecut c\u0103 era asociat cu alt client, Musta\u021b\u0103, al c\u0103rui p\u0103rinte fusese o perioad\u0103 lung\u0103 frigotehnist, c\u00e2nd atelierul era pe strada Amurgului (\u00eencreng\u0103turile&#8230; ora\u0219 mic, oameni ce se \u0219tiu de-o via\u021b\u0103), \u00een spatele alor noastre, \u0219colare, pentru practic\u0103 -, \u00een dou\u0103 col\u021buri de ora\u0219, \u00een Dallas \u0219i l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0218trand, \u0219i poate &#8211; m\u0103 hazardez ni\u021bel &#8211; \u0219i la groapa de gunoi a ora\u0219ului &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103 sunt \u00een dilem\u0103 de va fi fost el angajatorul sau Doru al Troiei. Casa cas\u0103, cu teren \u00een limitele cadastrale, cu ad\u0103ugiri de buc\u0103t\u0103rii, cu peretele dinspre vest devenit hotar. Pe m\u0103sura proprietarului, Stolojanu, ridicat\u0103 de la sol precum cele ,,boiere\u0219ti\u201d, cu ferestre de 1,5 metri, cu marchiz\u0103 la intrarea principal\u0103, cu podul \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103tor, sageac din grinzi modelate, o&#8230;. S\u0103 te solicite de la cap la picioare \u00eentrutotul. S\u0103 cau\u021bi o metod\u0103 prin care s\u0103 strecori sc\u0103rile extensibile printre coardele viei din bolta vecinului, s\u0103 nu strici recolta de toamn\u0103 &#8211; nu \u00eentotdeauna o reu\u0219it\u0103 95% -, s\u0103 nu ,,strive\u0219ti corala&#8230;\u201d florilor, s\u0103 nu b\u0103t\u0103tore\u0219ti p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00een care-\u0219i duc traiul dup\u0103 ce clientul \u00eel <strong>af\u00e2nase<\/strong> cu o zi \u00eenainte, s\u0103 nu&#8230;. Nu eram singurii care le \u0219i <strong>afumar\u0103<\/strong>, duhnea atmosfera \u00een anii 90 de noxe&#8230; \u00eenc\u00e2t mica noastr\u0103 uzin\u0103 de fum &#8211; g\u0103leata \u00eenc\u0103lzitelor letcoane &#8211; nu le putea face mai mult r\u0103u dec\u00e2t li se f\u0103cuse. Ne luasem distan\u021ba regulamentar\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu le ardem, s\u0103 nu sar\u0103 j\u0103ratecul p\u00e2n\u0103 la ele. Am lipit, am reparat, am pus jgheaburi de noi la buc\u0103t\u0103rie, reduc\u021bia pe spate chinuit\u0103 de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime \u0219i lipsa de spa\u021biu. \u0218i-am g\u0103tat.<br \/>\n         St\u0103p\u00e2ni noi, cas\u0103 veche, remanieri. Dj Dan \u00een nevoie. Acoperi\u0219 cu tabl\u0103 proasp\u0103t\u0103. Documentele fotografice dup\u0103 zical\u0103: afar\u0103-i vopsit gardul, \u00een\u0103untru&#8230;. Gard ro\u0219u, tabl\u0103 ajuns\u0103 la os, \u00een punctul maximei vulnerabilit\u0103\u021bi, culoarea maro, profund\u0103, mai a\u0219tepta o ploaie zdrav\u0103n\u0103 ca s\u0103-\u0219i dea \u00een&#8230; peticire. \u00cens\u0103 c\u00e2rpeli ar fi necesitat cu duiumul \u0219i ar mai fi rezistat un an cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de vopsea. Pe cele trei p\u0103r\u021bi cu acces din propria curte. Nu \u0219i pe a patra, unde lesne ne-am fi f\u0103cut intrarea prin ograda vecin\u0103. Cum de altfel, cu mici impedimente, ne-am rupt din obraz \u0219i am intrat. M\u0103car pentru rupturile de carton bituminat \u0219i buc\u0103\u021bi din hornuri c\u0103zute f\u0103r\u0103 voie la&#8230; romi. Adunate, m\u0103turat praful, recuperate cuiele, s\u0103 nu pricinuim vreo pan\u0103 \u0219i o pleiad\u0103 de riposte verbale&#8230;. Dac\u0103 e ceva ce nu-\u0219i dore\u0219te un tinichigiu este tocmai acest carton, fie \u00eentr-un singur strat, fie \u00een mai multe, chinuitor la desprins copcile \u0219i cuiele. Apoi repara\u021biile de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 horn. La Dan sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 de zece feluri pe spate: fag, tei, brad&#8230;. Sub\u021biri, groase, \u00eenguste \u0219i late&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gulera\u021bii tot gulera\u021bi&#8230;. Te duci pentru sor\u0103 \u0219i te treze\u0219ti \u00een curte la nea Titi Trandafir pentru o m\u0103sur\u0103toare de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17605,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17604\/revisions\/17605"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}