{"id":17592,"date":"2022-03-20T22:05:51","date_gmt":"2022-03-20T19:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17592"},"modified":"2022-03-20T22:05:51","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T19:05:51","slug":"brigada-diverse-mara-prea-o-uita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17592","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (M)ara (p)rea (o) ui(t)\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6, 10 martie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Nu-s Mafalda, dar tot o nimerii. Nu putea fi Eurovisionul altfel, referin\u021b\u0103 dedat\u0103 la suspiciunile, dar \u0219i previziunile previzibile, mult prea la vedere dup\u0103 cum anticipat. Urs-ul buzoian s-a \u00eencununat de lauri, bine, \u0219i de ,,m\u0103rgele&#8221;, \u0219i de dans solistic, \u0219i \u00eempreun\u0103 cu ,,o b\u0103rb\u0103teas\u0103&#8221;, de n-o fi chiar el. Sunt convins c\u0103 la trierea celor 46 a fost playback, cum nu m-am sfiit s\u0103 declar c\u0103 ,,m\u00e2n\u0103riile&#8221; mixmanilor erau din cur\u021bile proprii ale c\u00e2torva concuren\u021bi. La lumin\u0103\u021bii la fel. La jurizare \u0219i la alegerea celui dorit dup\u0103 directive. Cele ale aceluia\u0219i Global Records. Restul&#8230; spectacol&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n        Unde-or fi min\u021bile oamenilor c\u00e2nd construiesc nucleare \u00een buricul&#8230; p\u0103durilor? N-auzir\u0103 c\u0103 lemnul se-aprinde de la&#8230; soare?<br \/>\n        Haos. Dar unul de promenad\u0103, ca prin Trafalgal Square. A\u0219a lejer, un britanic cic\u0103 merser\u0103 ce merser\u0103, se pierdur\u0103 vreo doi &#8211; nu st\u0103 st\u0103tu s\u0103 numere -, mor\u021bi, se sub\u00een\u021belege, rachete, mitraliere, front. La vreo \u0219apte cvartale mai \u00eencolo.<br \/>\n       Veni pe cont propriu fiindc\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii au o mare durere: \u021bara mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i mai apoi familia. \u00cens\u0103 am mai dat exemple de mame \u0219i ta\u021bi invers metamorfoza\u021bi. Cu el deodat\u0103, \u00een pres\u0103 s-a clocit de-o eroiniad\u0103 infantil\u0103 \u00een noapte. V-a\u0219 repune pe tapet cazul celor doi p\u0103rin\u021bi rom\u00e2ni \u00eenchi\u0219i \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103 \u0219i civilizat\u0103, din neglijen\u021b\u0103 pentru puradel. Ia s\u0103 fi fost ucrainenii \u00een locul lor&#8230;. Numai c\u0103 a\u0219a e la r\u0103zboi, omori, p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219ti, tr\u0103dezi, te nume\u0219ti&#8230;. Numi\u021bi!<br \/>\n       Fuge lumea, m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103&#8230;. Ce-o putea \u0219i de li se va permite. De obicei intrarea pe unde apuc\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103. La unguri nu. Devenit-au nordici \u0219i primesc copii pe spongi. Dup\u0103 pa\u0219aportul biometric. La englezi ba. Din prea mult\u0103 gentile\u021be \u0219i sirism \u00eei roag\u0103 s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 pe continent. La francezi, la bruxellezi.<br \/>\n        Ei \u00eenchid, ei le deschid. Dup\u0103 pohtele ce le pohtesc. A\u0219a se vor duce nivelurile de noxe periculoase mai sus, \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i va am\u00e2na era glaciar\u0103, iar gazul rusesc va deveni istorie. C\u0103 nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 ne \u00eennegrim batistele sufl\u00e2nd nasul \u00eemb\u00e2csit de fumul produs de c\u0103rbune. Poate asta e solu\u021bia: motorul cu huil\u0103.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 mori, o s\u0103-i spui lui Cucu tot, lui Dumnezeu necum. Nu prea prime\u0219te de-i cu arma \u00een rai la audien\u021be.<br \/>\n        \u00cei admir pe insisten\u021bi. Fauci abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 urm\u0103toarea pandemie: de tuberculoz\u0103.<br \/>\n        Umanitatea ac\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een cazul oamenilor \u00een nevoie adev\u0103rat\u0103, nu artificial\u0103. Fiindc\u0103 r\u0103zboiul putea fi evitat, nu e ru\u0219inos s\u0103 abdici \u00een fa\u021ba eviden\u021bei. C\u0103 exist\u0103 reticen\u021b\u0103 vestic\u0103 vizavi de popoarele slave.<br \/>\n       Contabilii&#8230;. Cum vor ei s\u0103 scape de Putin.<br \/>\n       Prevederea \u00eenl\u0103tur\u0103 pericolul. \u00cen privin\u021ba asta nu se poate spune despre pre\u0219edinte nostru c\u0103 nu a fost precaut. Bine, ne-a \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103lit o \u021b\u00e2ruc\u0103. El \u0219i toat\u0103 Europa. Liderii&#8230; adic\u0103 regi\u0219orii \u0103\u0219tia pe post de \u0219efi de stat \u0219tiau c\u00e2nd \u0219i cine porne\u0219te r\u0103zmeri\u021b\u0103. Pun\u00e2nd generalul \u00een statu-i major. \u0218i sperietoarea la u\u0219\u0103: starea de criz\u0103.<br \/>\n       Buz\u0103ul e salvat! Are gaz s\u0103-\u0219i toarne \u0219i-n ghete.<br \/>\n       Numai laude nu-s criticile aduse Ucrainei \u0219i manierei ei de-a se ar\u0103ta mai vizibil\u0103 ca inamicii. Prizonieri rusnaci \u00een fa\u021ba presei. A\u0219a se \u00eemp\u0103uneaz\u0103 ei cu victoriile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6, 10 martie 2022 Nu-s Mafalda, dar tot o nimerii. 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