{"id":17537,"date":"2022-03-16T21:08:29","date_gmt":"2022-03-16T18:08:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17537"},"modified":"2022-03-16T21:08:29","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T18:08:29","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-ghiveci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17537","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Ghiveci"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ast\u0103zi va fi tevatur\u0103:
\nMo\u021biune de cenzur\u0103!
\nGuvernu` se duce dracu`
\ndup\u0103 mintea lu` Ciolacu!<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 a fost la sfin\u021bire,
\n\u0219i la o \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219ire,
\ncrede c-a venit momentul
\ns\u0103 r\u0103stoarne iar procentul!<\/p>\n

Doamne, e mai mare dragu`
\ns\u0103 vezi cum Toma \u0219i Neagu,
\ns-au pupat, s-au \u00eemp\u0103cat
\n\u0219i-acu`-s f\u0103r\u0103 de p\u0103cat!<\/p>\n

Au semnat pactul iubirii
\n\u00een pasajul din Unirii,
\nvis-a-vis de Catedral\u0103,
\nsfin\u021bit\u0103 cu mare fal\u0103!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 te \u021bii, de-acum, fr\u0103\u021bie,
\ncum va curge armonie
\npeste str\u0103zi \u0219i peste blocuri
\npeste multe alte locuri…<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103, gata cu gargara!
\nE timpul ca toat\u0103 \u021bara
\ns\u0103 \u0219tie, cu prec\u0103dere,
\ncine-i, de fapt, la putere!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, mare-ar fi mirarea,
\ns\u0103 poat\u0103 face schimbarea
\n\u0219i n-o fi doar abureal\u0103
\nde curs\u0103 electoral\u0103…<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, fiind sub presiune,
\nOrban nu \u0219tie ce spune,
\nface gaf\u0103 dup\u0103 gaf\u0103
\n\u0219i-i curg apele pe ceaf\u0103…<\/p>\n

Apoi, doamna Anisie,
\na f\u0103cut iar o prostie
\nde ne r\u00e2de-ntreaga lume
\n\u0219i-am ajuns motiv de glume<\/p>\n

Fiindc\u0103 doamna cu pricina,
\na constatat, bat-o vina,
\nc\u0103 e timpul de schimbare
\nchiar la laserul cel mare!<\/p>\n

\u0218i a\u0219a, l-a dat afar\u0103,
\ncu m\u00e2nie proletar\u0103
\nsup\u0103rat\u0103 pe `mnealui,
\npe \u0219eful laserului!<\/p>\n

Nu se \u0219tie ce motive,
\nce resorturi emotive
\nau dus la acea decizie
\nluat\u0103 precum o incizie…<\/p>\n

Ei, da` vine dom` Ciolacu
\n\u0219i-o s\u0103 vaz\u0103 ea pe dracu`
\no r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 glas
\n\u0219i panou de pepsiglas!<\/p>\n

Sigur, eu nu \u0219tiu precis,
\ncine, de ce a demis
\n\u00eens\u0103 chiar nu se putea
\ns\u0103 mai stea \u00een… banca sa?<\/p>\n

S\u0103 vezi c\u00e2nd o-ncepe \u0219coala
\ncum se r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u0219te boala,
\nde-o s\u0103 st\u0103m iar\u0103\u0219i \u00een case,
\nnici m\u0103car pe la terase!<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 zice\u021bi c\u0103-s nebun,
\nda` io cred c\u0103 la Cr\u0103ciun,
\n\u0219i chiar de Revelion
\no s\u0103 st\u0103m doar la balcon!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atunci, Orban \u0219i Ciolacu
\no s\u0103-\u0219i ia… cu sacu`,
\nc\u0103 n-au avut \u00een vedere
\ndec\u00e2t lupta pe putere!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, dup\u0103 cum st\u0103 treaba,
\no s\u0103-\u0219i ia, dar tot degeaba,
\nc\u0103ci, \u00eei va durea la basc\u0103
\n,,Aia\u201d nu se ia prin… masc\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ghiveci Ast\u0103zi va fi tevatur\u0103: Mo\u021biune de cenzur\u0103! Guvernu` se duce dracu` dup\u0103 mintea lu` Ciolacu! Fiindc\u0103 a fost la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17538,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17537\/revisions\/17538"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}