{"id":17522,"date":"2022-03-15T21:47:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-15T18:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17522"},"modified":"2022-03-15T21:47:55","modified_gmt":"2022-03-15T18:47:55","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afronti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17522","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afron\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Iar r\u0103mase lest pe fundul cutiei lexicale. \u0218i de-a\u0219 \u00eencerca s\u0103 le aduc din condei, tot v-ar incomoda. Nu tu ap\u0103 r\u0103s\u0103rit\u0103 \u00een R\u00e2mnic, deci speran\u021be pu\u021bine s\u0103 <strong>afretez<\/strong> m\u0103car o b\u0103rcu\u021b\u0103 din h\u00e2rtie plutitoare pe caldar\u00e2m dup\u0103 o ploaie zdrav\u0103n\u0103, nici vorb\u0103 de ancore \u00eencruci\u0219ate, n-aveam unde \u0219i ce s\u0103 <strong>afurc\u0103m<\/strong> pe r\u00e2u \u00een jos, cum nu <strong>afurcau<\/strong> predecesorii, chiar \u00een urm\u0103 cu mii de ani. Oric\u00e2t ar p\u0103rea de larg\u0103 \u0219i de ad\u00e2nc\u0103 albia de la nivelul digurilor p\u00e2n\u0103 la fund, n-aveau unde s\u0103 navigheze&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Totu\u0219i, urechile mele ciulite auziser\u0103 ,,guro\u201d. R\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd m\u0103garul de Spania frecventat mult timp dup\u0103, asociat \u00een joac\u0103 cu \u00eencetarea oric\u0103rei discu\u021bii. (S\u0103 fie doar o coinciden\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 din filipinez\u0103 se traduce profesor?) Un imperativ \u00eendoit. M-am aventurat cam departe, uit\u00e2nd s\u0103 spun despre propunerea ne\u00eemplinit\u0103 a lui Sinbad, la c\u00e2teva case \u00een urm\u0103, dar cu noroc s\u0103 g\u0103sesc \u00een soacr\u0103-sa nevasta lui Culi\u021b\u0103 cel str\u00e2mb, acordeonistul cu care-mi f\u0103cui finalul de veac 20 pe la nun\u021bi.<br \/>\n        De altfel, de \u00eentors e musai s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc, pe partea opus\u0103, pentru patronii de la Meridian, unde au casa \u0219i ni s-a propus s\u0103 ne folosim talentele la montajul de jgheaburi de gata, ba chiar s\u0103 acoperim paralelipipedul abia ridicat, \u00een stilul \u00een care a \u0219i fost des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219it. De al\u021bii. Doar ca preambul, devenisem obi\u0219nui\u021bi ai lucr\u0103rilor lor, ce avur\u0103 nevoie de <strong>agerimi<\/strong> de la dou\u0103 min\u021bi, a mea \u0219i a lui tata. La fabric\u0103 \u0219i la Puie\u0219ti, la p\u0103rin\u021bii p\u0103r\u021bii feminine a familiei. Grija cea mai mare la imobilul de pe strada 22 decembrie a fost pentru stric\u0103ciuni. Desfacerea \u021biglei \u00een locurile de fixat c\u00e2rligele, p\u0103strarea intact\u0103 a ei, \u00eendoirea c\u00e2rligelor &#8211; \u00een acei ani ne chinuiam cu \u00eendoirea manual\u0103 \u00een menghin\u0103 -, lucrul greoi pe spate, la etaj, mutarea sc\u0103rilor \u00een spa\u021biul destul de generos, \u00eens\u0103 insuficient s\u0103 ofere din curtea proprie o \u00eenclina\u021bie propice pentru a asigura echilibrul celui ce-o urca \u0219i avea de \u00eemplinit opera\u021biunile cerute. Ne mai amintind c\u0103 nu fusese nimeni s\u0103 sape pe l\u00e2ng\u0103, nu <strong>af\u00e2nase<\/strong> solul ce-ar fi putut amortiza oarecum o eventual\u0103 c\u0103dere. Plin de r\u0103d\u0103cini r\u0103mase dup\u0103 t\u0103ieri, crengi de la copacii de pe proprietatea vecin\u0103. Dar nici spatele n-a fost at\u00e2t de solicitant c\u00e2t poalele din fa\u021b\u0103 ale etajului. Accesul pe \u021bigl\u0103. Groas\u0103, scump\u0103, totu\u0219i \u021bigl\u0103, oric\u00e2nd gata s\u0103 cedeze sub greutatea noastr\u0103. ,,Tat\u0103, caut\u0103 o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, dou\u0103, s\u0103 le punem peste.\u201d P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 n-am stricat mai nimic. Poate o gaur\u0103 nepotrivit\u0103 \u00een perete pentru burlane, redat\u0103 mai sus sau mai jos.<br \/>\n       La nea Miron, pe fund\u0103tura ce este flancat\u0103 pe o parte de proprietatea abia p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103, n-am c\u0103lcat dec\u00e2t o dat\u0103. Doar s\u0103 antam\u0103m o lucrare \u0219i s\u0103 ne c\u0103p\u0103t\u0103m cu un letcon \u0219i ni\u0219te cositor, dar sub presiunea glumea\u021b\u0103 a lui ,,Dac\u0103 nu le sco\u021bi, \u00ee\u021bi dau un pumn&#8230;\u201d, acompaniat de r\u00e2sete \u0219i dialogul vechi, re\u00eenviat dup\u0103 anii petrecu\u021bi zi de zi la Intercoop. S-a v\u0103itat nea Miron de situa\u021bia finalului carierei de angajat la \u00eentreprindere, cum ajunsese la scul\u0103rie, cum ie\u0219ise lips\u0103 \u0219i cum, ca s\u0103 evite imputarea \u0219i \u00eenchisoarea, \u00eel <strong>agerir\u0103<\/strong> c\u00e2\u021biva sfetnici buni. S-a internat la S\u0103poca, l-au scos bolnav cu capul \u0219i a sc\u0103pat cu daune minime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iar r\u0103mase lest pe fundul cutiei lexicale. \u0218i de-a\u0219 \u00eencerca s\u0103 le aduc din condei, tot v-ar incomoda. Nu tu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17522"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17522\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17523,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17522\/revisions\/17523"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}