{"id":17507,"date":"2022-03-13T19:15:59","date_gmt":"2022-03-13T16:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17507"},"modified":"2022-03-13T19:15:59","modified_gmt":"2022-03-13T16:15:59","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-congres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=17507","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Congres"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917 lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/294;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7917\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image-300x294.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/image.jpeg 737w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Congres<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Acum ne lini\u0219tim ni\u021bel?<br \/>\nA c\u00e2\u0219tigat domnu` Marcel!<br \/>\n\u0218i-a spus cu mare sim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nC\u0103 el se \u021bine de cuv\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, gata \u0219i cu-acei ,,t\u0103tuci\u201d<br \/>\nce-au pus partidul pe butuci<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 e timpul de reform\u0103,<br \/>\nce n-o s\u0103 fie doar de form\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Iar el \u0219i cu Paul St\u0103nescu,<br \/>\nce l-a slujit chiar \u0219i pe Iliescu,<br \/>\nnu au f\u0103cut echipa ,,pe genunchi\u201d<br \/>\nci au f\u0103cut-o din&#8230; r\u0103runchi!<\/p>\n<p>Prim vicepre\u0219edinte este Firea,<br \/>\nce \u0219i-a strigat nemul\u021bumirea<br \/>\nc\u0103 ea, ca mam\u0103 \u0219i primar<br \/>\nse teme pentru-al ei vl\u0103star!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 \u0219coala va \u00eencepe \u0219i copilul,<br \/>\nnu va veni cu ,,Fireamobilul\u201d<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 va trebui s\u0103 poarte masc\u0103<br \/>\niar ea va fi din aia chinezeasc\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nu l-am v\u0103zut, \u00eens\u0103, pe Eugen,<br \/>\nacela plin de fi\u021be \u0219i de estrogen,<br \/>\nacel ce-a fost un contracandidat,.<br \/>\nce pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 machiajul \u0219i-a stricat&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, vedet\u0103 a fost altu`,<br \/>\nmereu surprinz\u0103tor, Buzatu!<br \/>\nP\u0103rea mai t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i re\u00eenc\u0103rcat,<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 vreun cearc\u0103n \u0219i rejuvenat!<\/p>\n<p>Un macho trendy pentru v\u00e2rsta lui<br \/>\nce a f\u0103cut live tocmai de la Vaslui!<br \/>\n\u0218i-a aruncat s\u0103ge\u021bi c\u0103tre partid<br \/>\nn-a\u0219 fi crezut, de la a\u0219a un individ!<\/p>\n<p>Acum, cic\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 modernismul,<br \/>\nl\u0103s\u00e2nd de tot \u00een urm\u0103 comunismul,<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103 e timpul pentru alt\u0103 ,,M\u0103rie\u201d<br \/>\ncare s\u0103 poarte aceea\u0219i p\u0103l\u0103rie!<\/p>\n<p>Ei, dragii mo\u0219ului, cam asta e<br \/>\nde la Congresul \u0218ai\u0219pe-al PSD!<br \/>\nAcum, o s\u0103 vedem ce o s\u0103 urmeze<br \/>\n\u0219i-acilea l\u00e2ng\u0103 dealul cu patru fofeze!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congres Acum ne lini\u0219tim ni\u021bel? 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